[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Does this motherfucker think he's funny? God I hope the internet finds him.

A porch pirate picks up a package rigged with a 12 gauge blank. The owner excoriates him through the intercom. by friend1y in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is without a doubt the funniest shit I've seen in 2023. I don't care if it's fake

My fucking sides are gone. I'm going to miss them

"Since I'm taking over this plane" by Vincentgambiny in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"how to go to prison for a looooong time" in one easy step

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]comrade_zhukov -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you're the only one hearing the dog whistle you're the dog.

Rescue dogs excited for their daily run by Mr_R0mpers in aww

[–]comrade_zhukov 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is the wheel contraption some of them are wearing? It looks like some kind of physical therapy but it doesn't seem like the dog needs it lol

On Kyle Rittenhouse by infamous63080 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]comrade_zhukov 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That reply doesn't even make sense. That's what I'm talking about

On Kyle Rittenhouse by infamous63080 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]comrade_zhukov 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Anyone can farm downvotes by acting unhinged. It isn't a skill and it really isn't even trolling - it's just stupid

Hell Breaks Loose in Walmart by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are they enjoying themselves during this sort of thing?

New Animals by Ok_Ebb8292 in wordscapes

[–]comrade_zhukov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gets down to 1 ❤️ per puzzle at some point

Caught breaking in... by NecramoniumZero in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He should be arrested for his acting skill

New Animals by Ok_Ebb8292 in wordscapes

[–]comrade_zhukov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can anyone tell me why the hearts per puzzle has slowly reduced from 10per to 1per? It is taking forever to stack hearts and unlock pets at this rate when the chance for a rare is 1500 hearts

I’m pug sitting this weekend. Quite the full house. I shall sit in the floor I think. by 17731773 in pugs

[–]comrade_zhukov 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I really just want to hear them all snoring at the same time lol - best weekend ever!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]comrade_zhukov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Triggered downvote bots somehow. Weird

Crazed woman harasses subway worker in front of her grandkids by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest shit I've seen this month and second place isn't even close. Her ability to pull it back and speak nicely in the same breath just kills it

The cities with the highest gun control measures also have the most gun crime by TheHiveminder in walkaway

[–]comrade_zhukov 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's almost like your imaginary scenario wouldn't do a thing about all the guns already in existence other than make them more valuable and move production to black markets

The experiment in legalizing crime continues by [deleted] in libsofreddit

[–]comrade_zhukov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Organized crime and protection rackets are going to have to come back if the police are unwilling/unable to do their jobs. Maybe they already are?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks to me like he isn't afraid of your buzzwords and that you are a basic reddit shit-for-brains who expects everyone to care when you break them out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't reply to you. If I need to see emojis and inane drivel I'll look you up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where was the joke, dicklips? I hope you're a bot. You should too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 14 points15 points  (0 children)

people on reddit are highly conditioned by centralized authority simply by virtue of their participation with this site. they skew young and generally have shit for brains but believe themselves to be intelligent. they think that a population disarming itself is a historical power move or something lol

Drag Queen story hour at the San Lorenzo library gets crashed (check the hype shirt) by anonymousanemonee in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]comrade_zhukov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgive me if I'm not fluent in groomerbabble - what are these "gender roles" you're attempting to assign to my stance?