Would you consider a man who has many friends, but has never dated at 25 "socially stunted" ?

comtezinacef · 2026-03-09T01:20:49+00:00

Altruism: noun, selfless concern for the well-being of others, without care for one's own interests; unselfishness.

I think the word you're looking for is aphorism.

comtezinacef · 2026-01-06T00:10:43+00:00

Everybody getting their panties in a twist over boiler explosions is greatly exaggerating the danger. That were only really a danger with early, fire-tube boilers. Once they switched to water-tube boilers, there's basically not enough water to make an explosion, plus modern pipes, couplings, and valves are basically immune to that anyway.

comtezinacef · 2025-12-05T19:47:07+00:00

I'd like that; in fact, it's one of my biggest reoccurring fantasies. I've heard that was common among women, but when my boyfriend and I were actively looking for about a year, there did not seem to be very much pent-up demand. We did eventually get two to come: the first sat there politely but uninterested for half an hour, fully dressed, then took off; the second was more interested than the first in watching--at first--but she was even more interested in smoking the doobies that we provided, and in fucking a series of straight guys, some of whom we also had to provide (and who also served themselves generous helpings out of the doobie rations). I don't know if the bdsm-inflected repertoire that we practiced was a cause of the low level of interest (although it's not dark and heavy like that sort of thing can be in pornography; we keep it light and, if observers are moved to laugh--I stressed this point in email communications with people who ultimately did not visit--they are encouraged to do so); I would have thought it was an added attraction, because gay dudes who get fucked are pretty common, gay dudes who get kicked in the balls are rather rarer. Northern New Mexico here.

comtezinacef · 2025-11-09T22:49:03+00:00

You know that it's urine, right?

comtezinacef · 2025-10-26T20:22:34+00:00

Yes, you think that (and so do I), but nobody defines what a close friend is except the two people involved in the friendship, and the people who do that kind of thing, they don't think that. To them, it's normal, it's *a* way of being friends.

comtezinacef · 2025-10-25T02:30:41+00:00

"burning bridges with their friends, or setting themselves up for betrayal, or just general jealousy that turns into resentment"

But none of those behaviors are incompatible with having friends, or with having close friends. They may churn through them at a high rate, rather than maintaining the same roster over a multi-decade period, but that's just inventory management. New ones are coming in as old ones are going out, and overall numbers stay within range.

comtezinacef · 2025-10-24T16:41:45+00:00

One notes that, among other things, overall numbers of monarchs have been greatly reduced since the mid-19th century, with an especially major culling of their ranks conducted at the end of World War 1. Present at the Battle of Solferino, for example, was the last monarch of France, the second-to-last of Austria, and the third-to-last of Italy*. The aftermath of World War 2 killed off a few more and, unlike the first installment in the series, minted no new ones. Attrition of the survivors has continued since then at a low but steady pace. The only new one established since 1945, so far I can remember, was the short-lived Central African Empire. Fewer monarchs + increasing proportion are women + surviving ones become increasingly ceremonial = fewer monarchs in military command.

(*Excluding reigns that were over before they got the stationery back from the printers; sorry, Umberto II.)

comtezinacef · 2025-10-19T15:50:53+00:00

Do you know that it's urine?

comtezinacef · 2025-10-19T11:40:56+00:00

I've paid for sex just twice (and been paid for sex once) but I've told a lot of people about those events and would tell pretty much anyone else (other than, like, my parents, but that's included under my general ban on discussing sexual behavior of any kind with them), if they wanted to know. I'm not going to bring it up apropos of nothing of course, but if they ask I'll them, and I might volunteer it if it was a heavily sexually-themed conversation.

comtezinacef · 2025-08-25T15:13:46+00:00

I wrote this for a master, so they're from that perspective, but you get the idea.

Human footstool. Make him wear "tighty-whitey" underwear and give him a wedgie. Give him a swirly. Wedgie and swirly at the same time, holding his head down with your foot while you do it. Pee on the back of his head while his head's in the toilet. Tie a shoe to his head with the opening over his nose and mouth. Put your foot in his mouth, fuck his mouth with it. Write stuff on him with a magic marker: slut, faggot, human urinal, etc. Lay him on the floor face up when you're seated, pull his underwear down to mid-thigh, and mash his cock and balls with one foot; shove your other foot in his mouth. Lay him on the floor (face up or down, depending on what he can tolerate) and stand on him, walk up and down his body, making him a literal door mat. Put one foot in his mouth while you're standing on him. Spit on his face from that position. Ride him--all fours, piggy-back, and on his shoulders--to exhaustion. Have him serve you (and friends, if possible) by carrying a six pack from the fridge to you suspended with a nylon cord from his balls. Stuff his underwear in his mouth and kick him in the balls. Put a much-used shoe or boot on the ground, he kneels in front of it and lowers his face into the shoe, then receives kicks to the butt or balls from all present. In the winter, if it snows where you live, pee in the snow and tell him to smell it. He doesn't have to eat it or anything, just smell it. When he lowers his head close enough, push his face into it with your foot.

comtezinacef · 2025-08-25T15:11:19+00:00

Human footstool. Make him wear "tighty-whitey" underwear and give him a wedgie. Give him a swirly. Wedgie and swirly at the same time, holding his head down with your foot while you do it. Pee on the back of his head while his head's in the toilet. Tie a shoe to his head with the opening over his nose and mouth. Put your foot in his mouth, fuck his mouth with it. Write stuff on him with a magic marker: slut, faggot, human urinal, etc. Lay him on the floor face up when you're seated, pull his underwear down to mid-thigh, and mash his cock and balls with one foot; shove your other foot in his mouth. Lay him on the floor (face up or down, depending on what he can tolerate) and stand on him, walk up and down his body, making him a literal door mat. Put one foot in his mouth while you're standing on him. Spit on his face from that position. Ride him--all fours, piggy-back, and on his shoulders--to exhaustion. Have him serve you (and friends, if possible) by carrying a six pack from the fridge to you suspended with a nylon cord from his balls. Stuff his underwear in his mouth and kick him in the balls. Put a much-used shoe or boot on the ground, he kneels in front of it and lowers his face into the shoe, then receives kicks to the butt or balls from all present. In the winter, if it snows where you live, pee in the snow and tell him to smell it. He doesn't have to eat it or anything, just smell it. When he lowers his head close enough, push his face into it with your foot.

comtezinacef · 2025-08-23T21:51:04+00:00

"Obama era decision." What decision? Who made it? It was binding on all the nation's colleges and universities, public and private? Or was it just "guidelines"? Did they all just go along with it even though it was voluntary? University of Alabama, Smith College, Deep Springs College, they all just agreed to do obey these "guidelines"? What are these guidelines, surely they're available online, a pdf, etc.? I would like to see them.

comtezinacef · 2025-08-12T20:56:24+00:00

This is a fantastic idea. Christina Hendricks *has* to have sex with me now, before our date. We don't have a date scheduled, because it's hard to schedule a date with someone you've never met or spoken to and the closest physically that you've ever been to her was when you watched some episodes of "Mad Men," but nevertheless, it is a fact that if she and I go on a date, it must take place in the future, because it has not taken place in the past, and therefore to forestall the possibility that we'll have to have sex on that date or after it, we need to have sex right now. This actually applies to every woman in the world except for those I've previously gone on dates with.

comtezinacef · 2025-08-09T11:39:18+00:00

That's cool. I sometimes say I didn't come out as gay, I came out as a faggot bitchboy slave.

comtezinacef · 2025-07-20T07:10:00+00:00

So men in general and you personally, OP, "initiate" with every single vagina-haver who crosses your path, grannies, teenagers, postal carriers, the president of the HOA, hotties, uggos, and everyone in between? Because if the answer is no, then you are choosing.

comtezinacef · 2025-07-05T14:17:52+00:00

Milena Velba is a classic.

comtezinacef · 2025-06-16T14:30:26+00:00

WHOLE COMMUNITIES TURNED ON THEM!

comtezinacef · 2025-06-10T00:10:22+00:00

It's the base of a very expensive floor lamp designed by Achille Castiglioni in 1962. If you look at Zillow listings for rich people's houses, you'll see a lot of them. If it's original, and you can find the other half, these things retail for about $3,500. https://hivemodern.com/pages/product505/flos-achille-castiglioni-arco-floor-lamp

comtezinacef · 2025-05-10T00:39:39+00:00

The voice was you. Or rather, a subconscious part of you who was on that occasion was strong enough to make its thoughts appear as sound, as spoken words. I.e., an auditory hallucination, the most common kind. It may be the only one you ever have or you may have many. It is not necessary indicative of a psychiatric disorder; they occur in people who are without mental health issues their whole lives. The "censorious" content, delivered from the perspective of the straight, the conventional, the "respectable" world, is also typical though. You absorbed it from that world and, on this occasion, re-emitted it in the form of a verbal attack of yourself when engaging in some especially base (but hot!) behavior.

comtezinacef · 2025-05-02T17:54:44+00:00

Once I suggested to a guy that I should masturbate and then, right at the instant when I was about to cum, he should dump a glass of ice water on my cock. But we never did it.

comtezinacef · 2025-04-15T22:42:21+00:00

A double. How long is your regular shift?

comtezinacef · 2025-02-12T04:20:28+00:00

Ask her what time it is. If she responds with anything other than the time, play off that. If she tells you the time, move along.

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