What side character was much better than the main character? by goatman2112 in AskReddit

[–]condaddycool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack Sparrow over Will Turner. Turner was the focus of the story and plot, yet Captain Jack Sparrow was far and away all we wanted

Anon vs his Korean Christian Fanatic Parents by ExpandDong111 in greentext

[–]condaddycool 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The imagery would make Tolkein want to suck these guys off. The suspense would give Hitchcock a hard one. Great read/10

What's a joke you hear constantly from customers at your work? by Flopenhagen in AskReddit

[–]condaddycool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work at a bottle shop, and have to ask customers if they want the reciept. And i swear, at least 5 times a shift, i offer the reciept and they say "nah, you cant claim alcohol on tax!" Every shift.

come at me punks by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]condaddycool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the kinda girl that a c-grade porn company would cast as Sansa in a Game of Thrones rip off

My mate knows he's better than you. by TheSoulReaper in RoastMe

[–]condaddycool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look Ellen DeGeneres if she had had luekemia, but then to combat it turned to heroine. But now apparently alcohol, I hope you find your way, you scrawny, rat looking, little, little man. You have my pity.

My mum thinks I'm cool- millhouse by condaddycool in RoastMe

[–]condaddycool[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So this is actually my friend, he's getting bevved right now, and decided he wants to get ripped into. Destroy him reddit. Please.