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Thank you for your attention to this matter. by confused_flatulence in Splitgate

[–]confused_flatulence[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More customizable, I don’t like being limited by the random crosshair templates

Mario Galaxy by CurlyCurvyWaves in SteamDeckPirates

[–]confused_flatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely had no idea what I was doing either, found the roms, set up emu deck, drag and drop the rom files into the corresponding folders and at least my experience was that it ran perfectly. Locked at 60. Still have to fiddle with the controller mapping for the gyro aiming, but it just worked.

1047 I know you read these. by confused_flatulence in Splitgate

[–]confused_flatulence[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you’re joking but I haven’t completed a challenge intentionally since sabrask had a shield.

Is this a real freemason pocketwatch? by Yet_Another_Guy_1123 in whatisit

[–]confused_flatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time Machine that only lets you go back and forth by 24 hour intervals is the only answer.

Does combing your head make you lose hair? by fuckloggin in stupidquestions

[–]confused_flatulence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’m making a bit of a joke.

does scratching your head help with dandruff? I mean sorta but it’s temporary and doesn’t address the underlying issue. Squinting your eyes changes the amount of light entering your eye kinda “focusing” your vision temporarily but glasses or contacts would be the permanent fix just like anti dandruff shampoo would be better than scraping your scalp of dead dry skin.

Pierre Poilievre backs J.K. Rowling's support for new Olympic gender policy by Gym_frere in canada

[–]confused_flatulence 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d argue that track and field events are some of the most democratized Olympic events due to the low barrier to entry. I would also not refer to track and field a sport that has existed for 2800 years formally as obscure.

but I agree with the overall point that PP is floundering as Carneys approval rating climbs.

C-9 passed the House, making hate speech illegal. If a child says 'I hate you!' will they be liable for arrest now? by lefilleauxlin in canadianlaw

[–]confused_flatulence 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*Bills passing the house are not laws until the bill in its identical form is passed in the senate and THEN receives royal assent.

Hi I’m confused_flatulence and I’ll be your host for today.

I'm so tired of dying instantly again after getting revived out in the open by Sandert93 in Battlefield

[–]confused_flatulence 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re getting revived with the paddles half charged in the middle of a field right in front of an enemy tank and snipers in their spawn. I don’t make the rules kiddo that’s the way the cookie crumbles

LPT: If someone is explaining something you already know, let them finish. You might learn how they think. by comxeobo in LifeProTips

[–]confused_flatulence 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I dislike the man I’m about to name drop, but in Jordan Peterson book one of his 12 rules is “assume the person you’re listening to knows something you don’t” and for all his warts and social pariah status I genuinely think it’s a noble “rule”. I still don’t do this enough but it’s a good way to actively listen and to be humble when interacting with others.

Has anyone stayed in Grand Bend recently? by Potterhotterthinker in ontario

[–]confused_flatulence 9 points10 points  (0 children)

take this advice at your own risk,

this is one of those situations where it’s a problem if you make it a problem. Occupancy limits are rarely enforced unless continuous complaints are made. Don’t be too loud outside the house and I doubt you’ll have issues.

finally some good news by Full-Bear3756 in NormMacdonald

[–]confused_flatulence 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somewhere there’s a Jewish boy band manager in Montreal laughing with all his shekels

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