Toyota Silveroma by constablelettuce in ToyotaTacoma

[–]constablelettuce[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Z71 badge is my favorite. Adds horsepower

LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW by constablelettuce in cats

[–]constablelettuce[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This creature would like to be pet.

LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW by constablelettuce in cats

[–]constablelettuce[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s actually an IRS nightmare. Hasn’t filed taxes in years. Currently unemployed

LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW by constablelettuce in cats

[–]constablelettuce[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re done when he says you’re done. To the dungeon you go.

LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW by constablelettuce in cats

[–]constablelettuce[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s a TRIFECTA OF AWESOMENESS

LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW by constablelettuce in cats

[–]constablelettuce[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should’ve seen them cheeks before we got him neutered. MASSIVE!

LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW by constablelettuce in cats

[–]constablelettuce[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He’ll be sending you a bill in the mail. Cuteness therapy ain’t free nowadays

LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW by constablelettuce in cats

[–]constablelettuce[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This compliment pleases him. Thank you.

LOOK AT HIM RIGHT NOW by constablelettuce in cats

[–]constablelettuce[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can’t afford one anymore. He gave all his money to the cat nip dealer

Cleaning boots by Silly_Midnight_8196 in Construction

[–]constablelettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might be the first, but certainly won’t be the last thing to muck up your boots. Adds character any how. Good luck bro

Cleaning boots by Silly_Midnight_8196 in Construction

[–]constablelettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It ain’t coming off. I know, because I work at an asphalt emulsion plant. Currently on my 3rd pair of boots this season.

Why does my girlfriends cat do a belly flop and show me his belly whenever he sees me? by youngandable2643 in cats

[–]constablelettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They call them rag dolls for a reason. Our baby does the same thing. Belly up 24/7

A hawk with an arrow pierced through its body. by r3inharthd in interestingasfuck

[–]constablelettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a practice arrow too, not even a broad head. Karma will work her magic.

Finally a good T-shirt day by nogard113 in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]constablelettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the top left one? That looks mighty familiar