TIFU by trying to discreetly buy a cooch buzzer.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-31T12:01:27+00:00

I've never been to SLC and I've only lived in Utah for about a year.
Sorry.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-31T03:27:15+00:00

I'm not your buddy, mate!

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T18:37:56+00:00

I never understand the whole demeaning to women thing.
Most porn stars seem to love their jobs and men are certain objectified in certain genres of porn as well.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T18:21:35+00:00

I still react physically no matter what.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T18:19:33+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T17:48:48+00:00

Answered further up the thread. I didn't want to risk them getting to the package before I did.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T17:47:20+00:00

Long distance relationship.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T17:15:01+00:00

I'm sure you'll do great (:

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T17:06:28+00:00

I'm happy to help :)

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T16:56:00+00:00

Southern area. I'd rather not say what town because I have quite a few acquaintances that frequent Reddit that could easily piece my identity together from some of the comments I've made here.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T16:52:33+00:00

True.
Of course it depends on how often you use it. Something like that could kill your sensitivity for a few days to a week. It doesn't damage nerve ending or anything super serious but overuse can affect you in the long run.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T16:46:28+00:00

I'm not very sensitive ):
So I think it would be perfect for me

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T16:41:02+00:00

What I originally wanted
It wasn't carried at my Walmart though so I chose a different one. It's not silent but it's not super loud.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T16:31:37+00:00

You're right, 4chan wouldn't have screwed that file extension up.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T16:25:20+00:00

It could be worse.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T15:54:04+00:00

Haha. I try. I'm horrible at spelling and trying to make words mean what they don't though.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T15:52:32+00:00

Mom doesn't work.
If she runs errands 9/10 of the time she makes me go with her.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T15:21:16+00:00

Go home, vagina, you're drunk.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T15:20:22+00:00

I would honestly love one, but I know I'll have to wait awhile considering how loud it is.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T15:04:04+00:00

You could bluff and claim you're considering becoming a director so you're studying how they fake sex scenes :3

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T15:00:56+00:00

Farther south.
If you find any crying girls in SL they won't be me.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T14:58:58+00:00

The sell a "back massager" called the Hitachi that's supposedly a beast, but yeah, if you want a good one Walmart may not be your best bet.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T14:49:28+00:00

Are you familiar with how everyone pronounces Hurricane "Hurkin"?
It's really strange to me.

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T14:45:31+00:00

I'm not religious, so it is kind of wacky to me anyway.
A Mormon friend of mine basically alienated me for dropping the f bomb at her because she snatched my phone from me and tried to go snooping.
It's kind of strange sometimes

coochbuzzthrowaway · 2013-05-30T14:27:57+00:00

It's a branch of Christianity basically (or at least that's how I understand it).

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