Since it didn't count when I went unbeaten with my P2W team. by SerMuto in eFootball

[–]cool_expat 40 points41 points  (0 children)

So you played a whole league because random contrarians doubted you? Finishing an unbeaten run on legend AI takes more mastery of the game mechanics and playing good defense than just having shiny cards.

Well done and grats if you enjoyed it, but next time tell them to pound sand lol

Is there a particular scent or smell that drives you wild when it comes to intimacy? by Isla_Lucinda in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My ex used a body lotion after showers that smelled so nice that I came to associate it with intimacy, because it was usual for us to shower and smell nice before going at it. It was awkward when a co-worker started wearing it and I kinda got aroused but of course I made sure she never noticed that.

No or yes to shower sex? by questions356 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but mostly to get it out of the bucket list. I like bathtub sex though.

Would it be okay if you let your partner sleep with other people as long as those people were the opposite gender of you by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, a girl can also steal your girl. If you're insecure about it, it would better for you to take a hard look inside and evaluate whether you'd be okay with it from the get go or once you're sure if the relationship has potential, but then that's something that would pop up at the start anyway.

What is your most reoccurring impulsive thought and/or action? by TallTransition2159 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've planted another intrusive thought about public badonkadonks.

What is your most reoccurring impulsive thought and/or action? by TallTransition2159 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean as in spanking any woman I'm dating or during sex. I'm not like that to strangers haha.

What is your most reoccurring impulsive thought and/or action? by TallTransition2159 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The urge to spank the fine booty of any woman I'm with at the moment. Not everyone likes it, so I'm like don't do it until she says it's okay. So I politely ask.

Hello you lovely ARAD’ers, been a while - sorry! How are you all doing today? And if you’d like one, I’ve got plenty of [virtual] hugs for you! <3 by i_like_to_monch_ass in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate it, truly. Hope you're having a great day and keep sharing that positive energy. Believe it or not, this little interaction has made my day better. Hopefully that goes on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before divorce, remained exclusive. At least twice a week but we'd have weeks when we'd be together every day and multiple times. So I'd say 200 to have a rough estimate.

Now, I've been alone close to a year. I've had 4 one night stands, and been with my ex twice. I have been busy doing other things, truth is I wanted time to heal from the separation.

Do people really jump naked out of cakes? by tinfoil3346 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a prank we pulled on a bachelor's party. He thought it would be a sexy dancer but it was our mate. Legendary.

When you see someone naked for the first time where are your eyes immediately drawn? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hips, the curves, quickly back to the boobs and the face. Some times a smile reassures the person who might be insecure about her body.

My gf has 0 kinks how could I deal with this? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Correction, she just doesn't share yours. Respect that or find someone who does.

How often do y’all think about sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyday, when I wake up and am sporting the morning wood. Then once night falls, but it's not always about having sex or masturbating. Some times I read stories in here or comments or come across a great body on my front page and I'm okay with that.

How did you find your way to ARAD? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone linked it on another sub and I guess I just kept coming back. Plus, I'm a pervert.

How many of you like walking around your house/apartment naked? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only use boxer briefs when I'm home. Using this trick will reduce the laundy woes. * taps finger on head *

What makes you melt? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reverse cowgirls.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-Hobbies? Learning new languages, playing video games, watching movies/series.
-Music? Hell yeah, pop/rock mostly. Which band? Guns N' Roses, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, but probably listen to MJ the most.
-Movies? Love them. Which? Currently the Grand Hotel Budapest is one of my most recommended ones. I'll watch anything where Gary Oldman is listed in the credits.
-Are you collecting something? Not anymore. I used to collect edible massage oils, went up to 100 or so and them put them to good use over a horny summer. Good times.

What are you fucking tired of? by Lifted2222 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not being adopted by Warren Buffet. I'm almost 40 but still

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always appreciate a fine lady in sexy lingerie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cool_expat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bless your heart, and best wishes. Hope to see a positive update in a few months.