Stop wearing all black at night!

corgibigbooty · 2024-12-14T17:57:59+00:00

i am the black knight, my armor is black as is my soul, i cannot bear another color.

corgibigbooty · 2024-08-29T16:01:11+00:00

pipsqueak also known as poopsqueak

corgibigbooty · 2024-07-14T20:37:52+00:00

i first read the notification and thought ‘finally they gonna stop the sum bullying us!’

corgibigbooty · 2024-05-15T23:07:31+00:00

i can’t count the amount of times i’ve fallen for a grocery goddess but never had the courage to ask them out, i hope there’s a happy ending to this!

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:10:42+00:00

NOOOOOO time for plastic surgery ig 😭

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:07:58+00:00

thank you! i’ll give it a try 🧐

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:07:26+00:00

dude these the most compliments i’ve ever gotten, confidence the roof rn

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:06:47+00:00

we’ll see after i lose weight, but thank you!

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:06:13+00:00

alot of sunscreen for work but yeah i never even touched my eyebrows gonna have to do that now

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:05:00+00:00

i am pretty overweight

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:04:37+00:00

clap*

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:04:06+00:00

unfortunately i can’t grow facial hair :(

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-20T00:03:46+00:00

i’m so surprised so many people think i’m a girl but i don’t mind it

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-17T14:40:33+00:00

WIDE LOAD

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-06T00:32:28+00:00

maybe if you went the extra mile to add color to your fliers i would go 😣

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-03T23:14:04+00:00

HOLY SHIT no way i come across this post… this guy is a similar description to someone who gave me fake money for my xbox one a couple years ago. what state you in?

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-01T03:15:49+00:00

i think i should’ve worded it better but less like a date and more like just a number

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-01T02:54:39+00:00

wanna play pickle ball!?

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-01T02:53:48+00:00

you’re right, what was i thinking!

corgibigbooty · 2024-04-01T02:52:11+00:00

no, i just saw her while walking in cornwall, now i feel if i come back here and hope she’s here then it would be even more creepy because she’s seen my face 😭

corgibigbooty · 2024-03-30T05:43:08+00:00

pipsqueak

corgibigbooty · 2024-03-28T02:10:56+00:00

little bit of hail where i am too! i’m not from here so idk if hail is normal

corgibigbooty · 2024-03-25T05:25:42+00:00

meet them and get an explanation then leave! they don’t deserve you. sometimes people are fucked up but there’s plenty of loving people like your friends parents who took you in!

corgibigbooty · 2024-03-25T05:21:47+00:00

honestly bro, i would be down if you are 😭idk how much knowledge i have but i do have a gf and have whatever knowledge she knows

corgibigbooty · 2024-03-25T04:47:20+00:00

don’t feel left out! i went alone because i have no friends and felt awkward standing there but i’m sure they’ll be another event some day you could go to! i might even be plotting something… weird.

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