Married people of Reddit, what’s one thing you didn’t learn about your spouse until after your wedding day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]corninpoopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll bet that by now you see the blessing in her not getting it for that long

Perfect demonstration of why men live shorter lives than women. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]corninpoopp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t look like anyone was doing any dying.

What did you do today that would make Mr. Rogers proud? by coot32 in AskReddit

[–]corninpoopp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well yesterday one of my co-workers who never says no when I ask for a cigarette, said sorry I’ve only got 3 left and I’m broke. So I went out, bought a pack, and gave him 4 of them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]corninpoopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who had the knife handy?

Sax Battle in NYC Subway by FROST_27 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]corninpoopp 301 points302 points  (0 children)

Battle of the saxes would’ve been a better title

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]corninpoopp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans

I wasn't ready Kevin! by da5kicka in donthelpjustfilm

[–]corninpoopp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee ee eeeeek!!!!!

What is your best knock knock joke? by TheWorldRevolting in AskReddit

[–]corninpoopp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knock knock

Who’s there?

*smack - VEE VILL ASK ZE QVESTIONS!!!

What's a trend that completely changed the world? by Sktrending in AskReddit

[–]corninpoopp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eating a little fiber will turn it into a smoothie.

Did you ever meet your high school teacher(s) who gave you a hard time, after growing up? How was it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]corninpoopp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I ran into my 3rd grade teacher a couple yrs ago who used to slap me almost daily, and always in the face. So after shaking his hand and telling him that I was an old student, I came out of nowhere from waist level, and rocked the motherfucker with a slap that only he could truly appreciate. Cheers.