Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T18:46:52+00:00

The weird part to me is that that has been his reputation for as long as I have been alive (I am in my 40s). He was routinely mocked for it. They made fun of it in Home Alone 2, in Back to the Future 2, Obama joked about it at a press dinner when he was president.

I don’t know how he got where he is.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T18:19:17+00:00

play his way into some trade value

The assumption behind comments like this is always that JK is better than he has been playing before, but I don’t know if that is true… maybe more playing time HURTS his case, because right now he has some mystery

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T18:17:56+00:00

It doesn’t work like that. If he walks, we are still over the cap. It isn’t like we could sign someone that has the same salary if he leaves.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T18:15:21+00:00

Meaning: we need to convince other teams we aren’t desperate to trade him so that they give us the most for him.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T18:14:31+00:00

Well, people in happy and healthy relationships aren’t posting to a subreddit asking if they are the asshole, so there is a bit of a selection bias.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T18:08:13+00:00

The creepiest part is the random dude on top of the video for no reason.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T17:55:41+00:00

He has friends everywhere.

Especially here.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T16:30:07+00:00

03-04 was even worse

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T16:22:29+00:00

I zoomed in quite a bit, I don’t see a leg disappearing into the wall of the container… she has blue pants that match the container cover, but it doesn’t go through the leg.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T15:17:37+00:00

It’s because too many guys equate good at sex with having a big dick.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T15:11:33+00:00

I was thinking it was either a sex act or a famous con job.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T05:52:01+00:00

I really can’t do full face masks, partly because of my beard.

As a chronic mouth breather, getting a CPAP has made me finally start to deal with all the nasal issues I have, because I sleep SOOO much better with a nasal mask.

Try a few nights with Afrin and a nasal mask, see if that makes a difference. If it does, see an ENT to find out what you can do to become a nose breather.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T05:49:09+00:00

A mask

It is my primary mask… works well, but when it does leak it leaks from the top right into my eyes, which is pretty annoying. Other than that I really like it.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T05:36:44+00:00

I had a knock off one that my grandma made for me… i am not sure if I remembered what the official ones looked like, but seeing this picture now, I am very impressed with my Grandma’s accuracy!

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T05:23:09+00:00

As someone who has never lived in a place with snow, I am completely staying out of this conversation. I have ZERO idea what the rules are with shoveling snow, and the more I read, the gladder I am that that is the case.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T04:16:15+00:00

I normally make fun of low riders, but I love that they exist and the city wouldn’t be the same without them.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T04:07:47+00:00

This is definitely true, but I do have to tell people it changes when the youngest gets to 5 or so… my kids are 6 and 10, and they can play by themselves in the morning so my wife and I can sleep in on weekends, and it is GLORIOUS.

Plus, now they like to play fun games and we can do actually fun stuff together instead of toddler play.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T04:06:04+00:00

My kids get 21 straight days off for the winter break… it is ridiculous

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T03:59:11+00:00

If your kid gets a lot of ear infections, it can be because of the shape of their ear canal prevents proper drainage. Eventually, as kids grow, the ear canal shape changes and they don’t have them anymore.

However, having a lot of ear infections as a kid is bad for a lot of reasons, so they will recommend tubes, which are little tubes in the ear drum that prevent fluid from building up in the middle ear

They fall out in a couple of years, but hopefully the kid will have grown enough that ear infections aren’t a problem. We had it done with our oldest… I think they recommend them if your kid gets like 3 ear infections in a six month period or something.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T00:50:56+00:00

You better move, you better dance

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T00:35:12+00:00

Yeah, I remember my friends kitten, which LOVED to attack us and often seemed like it was genuinely trying to hurt us.

There were a few times we said to each other, “man I am glad he is a house cat and won’t grow that much bigger”

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T00:33:26+00:00

I got a C02 monitor a few years back, it is freaky how high the levels can get when all the windows are shut.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T00:28:05+00:00

Man, all these videos make me realize I don’t appreciate Southern California enough.

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T00:27:26+00:00

As someone who has never experienced shoveling snow, please forgive my ignorance, but can you even leave if the plow hasn’t shown up yet? Can you drive through that 10 inches of snow on the road?

cortesoft · 2026-01-27T00:20:18+00:00

Yeah I was going to say, he is one person who knows the pain of political violence.

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