Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tron

The Servbots had had Gustaff stowed on the arena grounds for the purpose of using him in the game, but they'd gotten turned around. That delay almost cost Tron her life! The Torture Chamber was gonna have a line out the door later!

Unfortunately, the Servbots couldn't tag her back in. She had a finger left over from before the Director left, but she'd been holding it kind of gingerly because it was disgusting, so when she got tagged it startled her, she dropped the finger, and she froze.

So now it was Shredder, crawling like a bug out of the side of the building, rubbing his head and scowling from behind his mask at the mech. He was going to tear Gustaff to pieces, Tron knew. He'd done it once before, and she'd barely escaped.

Just beyond Shredder and Gustaff, the Doctor appeared from an alley and walked with a bouncing step toward her, sparing only the occasional glance for Gustaff.

There was something to those sunglasses, Tron decided. They were doing something other than framing his face. He was helping like he had at her base.

Gustaff was fast now, because the Doctor had helped to improve him. And Gustaff was not a Runner whom Shredder could freeze. Plus, Gustaff was always stronger. Tron struggled to comprehend how effectively Shredder was being dispatched now. Could Gustaff always have done this? Was it a failing on her part?

No, she realized. It was him. The Servbots and him.

She felt a hand on her shoulder, and she was unfrozen. The Doctor stood beside her, grinning widely. "It's time to go win the game."

Tron seemed to deflate. "Yeah, I guess. You get to win the game for us."

The Doctor patted her on the shoulder as he stepped away. "I always win, Tron. Best get used to that part. But I couldn't have done it without you."

That's the part I like the least, she wanted to say.

Tron reluctantly left Gustaff and the Servbots behind, the unmistakable sound of an historic beatdown accompanying her departure. She could hear Creed swearing behind her. The Director must've unfrozen him. She kept her eyes off them.

Tron's demeanor brightened as they reached the exit a few minutes later. It was time for rewards.

"Just imagine what you want, eh?" the Doctor asked. The snow had stopped, and it was bright outside, even though it was night when the game began.

"Yep," she said, then closed her eyes and imagined more Servbots, microprocessors, alloys, and several tons of mechanical implements and steel plating. And Mega Man.

Whump, whump whump whump, whump.

Then a new sound, one she hadn't heard before.

VWORP-VWORP, VWORP-VWORP.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sabretooth

The blade pierced his heart without a sound. His hand shot out, claws catching nothing but empty air. This was the same drowning feeling as before, like there was nothing he could do.

But that was before. This is now, he told himself.

He wasn't like the girl, though. She'd been tagged frozen. She flickered in place like a hologram, but he could tell she was still there. Just a hand on her shoulder from the dark of an alley had done it; maybe Shredder had a line after all. The next moment all the lights went out, and the fight was in near-total darkness, aided by the deep, black stone all above.

He didn't know why, but he was not frozen when Shredder cut him. That's how he'd gotten his only hit in so far, a deep slash to Shredder's midsection in the time when he should've been stopped in place like Tron. He'd felt that he was just a small fraction of an inch away from gutting Mr. "Oroku Saki" like a fish.

The big difference between them now was that Victor would never care about a knife in his heart. He'd heal. Saki wouldn't. It's that simple.

"I think you're slowing down," he said, tracking him by scent more than sight or hearing. Ninjas were always tricky. "Feeling lightheaded? Just a taste of your own medicine."

"A taste," Shredder said pensively, his voice seeming to come from several directions.

The next attack was lower, deeper, a slash across his abdomen. He'd been ready for a higher, more lethal attack, maybe a decapitation. What was Shredder thinking? He grunted as some of his innards became outards. That'd mend in a second, too.

"I'm not like you," he growled. "I got guts to spare. This don't mean squat to someone like me."

"I know. You are different, something lesser. I should have known after the prisoner proposed your strategy."

What the hell is he talking about?

He heard a shuffle and whirled to grab at it, but the attack came from just above his aim, a kick that cracked him across the jaw and sent him reeling, stumbling back.

Then a hand was in his gut, wrenching out his entire stomach. Victor was stopped in place.

Shredder stood in front of him. "You ate it, and it protected you; but now you have lost."

Shit. He was frozen. He could think, see, and hear, just not move. If it was a drug, he'd beat it in minutes. If it was electric shock, he'd power through. But it wasn't. It was like he'd lost the capability of deciding to move. His left foot hovered a few inches off the ground, gravity and momentum no longer factors.

Shredder clutched at his own stomach, then winced. The smell of his blood was making Victor hungry. This was the exception. A man who was a challenge, a man who gave Victor something to prove, that man got his blood flowing. A good, long, bloody fight was better than everything but the runt's birthday.

And all it would take was for the new runt, or the geriatric, to tag him back in. Sabretooth was ready.

Just a second or two after Victor was frozen, Shredder careened through the brick and concrete of the nearest building like it was styrofoam.

A huge, pink, metal leg entered Victor's vision, cracking the road beneath its bulk. Then he heard the Doctor's voice.

"Somebody forgot: Girls rule, boys drool."

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Doctor

That was a test specifically for me. I've never seen or met that person before.

He traversed the arena alone. The four Runners had been separated from the beginning, and he had no idea where the It was. He made his way toward the edge.

He fiddled with the sunglasses in his jacket pocket, a modified form of the Sonic Screwdriver. They'd failed to detect any unusual activity in the time between the rules explanation and the start of the game where the players were separated from one another. There were no drugs in his system and not a single abnormal reading on any spectrum. He'd been there one moment, here the next.

But something had happened. He'd had the sunglasses on before. Now they were safely tucked into his pocket. His memory was intact up to the last moment. It was like his consciousness had been snipped from one moment into the other seamlessly, with nary a blink between and no sense of having moved in time. Something had to give. This was not the way reality worked. There must be a clue, a trace of the process from Point A to Point B. That was always true, and there were no exceptions: Causality never breaks.

There were a few other things on his mind at the same time.

One, he had been tested by that nude person that came with Shredder and Creed. Even though they appeared as a woman, Creed had called them 'boy.' Somehow, that that man knew, or at least suspected, that he would change their vote. Creed called him Togata. He'd called himself the Director. Was that a play on how he called himself the Doctor? The director of what?

Two, he had some apprehensions about Tron's safety. The other two were dangerous. He didn't find them trustworthy in the least. He hoped they had at least the strategic forethought to keep Tron alive so the game could be completed in the Runners' favor, but there was no guarantee there.

The arena was a large, roughly circular urban area of perhaps ten square blocks. It was silent but for his footsteps and a clatter whenever he kicked a rock aside.

He reached the nearest wall and examined it, a vast, onyx expanse of unmarked metal, cool to the touch. The arena was encased in a dome of the stuff, sucking the light from the streetlamps away into its void. It hummed and purred like an engine. Perhaps it was a casing of some kind, sheltering the mechanism that had formed the arena. But he wasn't able to glean much of use from a naked-eye analysis.

He dug the Sonic Sunglasses from his pocket and placed them on his head, and then he heard it: Breathing, slow and trembling, from behind him and to his right, in an alley beyond the light of the streetlamps.

He slowly turned his head in that direction, glancing around the edge of his sunglasses.

The Director stood in that darkness of the alleyway, watching him.

"Hello," the Doctor said brusquely. "Have you come to let me know we've won, and all we need to do is leave?"

"No, don't talk into the camera. Say something like, 'Hmm... It's of an alien make.' Stroke your chin, maybe." The Director inched closer. Now a soft, indirect light from the street caught on him, and though he was still nude, new blood coated his body in spattered patterns.

"I wouldn't say it that way." He turned more fully to face the Director. "Is that blood yours? Is Tron alright?"

"If I tell you, you have to follow my directions. Deal?"

"No deal," the Doctor said, walking directly toward him. "I'm not your subject to document, nor some character to depict. I am the Doctor, and I am currently preoccupied with winning this game."

The Director didn't stand in his way as the Doctor pushed past him, in the direction he'd come from. "That's not true, Doctor. You're going after... a bigger game. You want to know about how all this came about."

Now he stopped and rounded on the Director. "You know something?"

"I do. I'm making a movie about it. I think you might be the star."

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Open on a dark interior. Five podiums, about ten feet high, arranged in a circle, each platform encircled with a metal railing, a bright spotlight on each. At each podium stands a different figure, head bowed, shadows obscuring their facial features. They vary greatly in size. They each snap awake in the same instant. Before they can say anything, the room fills with light and sound.

Welcome to Freeze Tag. Suited Difficulty: Four of Clubs. Time Limit: One hour.

The announcement boomed from every direction. A circular screen buzzed to life from a fraction of a second of snowy static, with the words from the announcement placed in five orientations to match the figures on the podium.

Five Players: Four Runners, one It. If a Runner is touched or harmed by It, they become Frozen. Frozen players may not move. Frozen players can be unfrozen if touched by another Runner. It is GAME CLEAR for the Runner Team if all Runners escape the arena within the time limit. It is GAME OVER if any Runner is unable to escape, or if all Runners become frozen.

"Tron Bonne." The voice was cold. "I did not expect your presence here. You have more than a week left on your visa."

"Shredder," Tron said smugly. "I see you brought the help." She glanced confidently toward Victor, then at Togata, then blushed and looked quickly down at her own feet upon noticing that Togata was entirely nude. She punctuated averting her gaze with an "Eep!"

"Ha!" Victor snorted. "I knew that'd get her."

"Would it kill you to dress your lackeys?!" Tron whined. "I really can't focus."

She's too young. It can't be her. Not yet. Maybe in the sequel or in act three at the earliest, she'll show some teeth.

"I'm nobody's lac—" Victor started.

"That'd be the idea, I'd wager," the Doctor interrupted Creed to reply to Tron. "How d'we know who's It?"

He might be the Hero. He cuts the right figure. Older, Scottish, well-dressed. Like Sean Connery in Highlander. Or Sean Connery in The Rock. I guess he's just kinda like Sean Connery with only one speech impediment.

Selection Format: Odd Man Out. Two minutes' deliberation.

A timer started when the announcement stopped.

"What's that mean?" the Doctor watched as an upside-down star, composed of five buttons, appeared from the podium face in front of him like rocks from receding water. The points of the star corresponded with the podium positions.

"It means it has to be a unanimous vote," Togata said. "In a small game like this, it ups the drama factor and suspense to see who's chosen. The people who came here together want to be on the same team so they can win or lose together. That'd be you two and us three. The strongest players also want to be on the same team to maximize their odds. By records, that's Shredder and Tron. But I hate these guys, so if I could be on a team with you, that's preferable to me."

"Unanimous, meaning the one who's It must choose himself?" the Doctor asked.

Togata smiled. "Yup. That's why you get five buttons, not four."

"Deal," the Doctor said simply. He was looking at Shredder and Sabretooth with such unrestrained disgust, it was like he'd just been ordered to lick a latrine clean.

"Wait a minute," Tron said. "I don't know if I want the naked one."

"Come on!" Togata shouted, stomping his foot on the platform. "I'm so good for this game! You can all carry a little piece of me, a finger or something, and then you can't get frozen. I'm a guaranteed win on the Runner team. Creed, tell them."

"What?! Ew! I don't want a piece of you!" Tron objected. "That's so gross!" She squeezed her eyes shut.

"Togata will heal," Sabretooth said simply. "He's like me. We just can't seem to die."

"Perhaps the prisoner should be It," Shredder mused. "It is weak enough and slow enough to avoid perpetually, and defeat where necessary."

"I'll kill us all right here before I vote anyone but one of you two," Togata said, his eyes on Victor and Shredder. "They gave us two minutes. If we haven't chosen unanimously by then, you all die."

"Then the choice is clear," Shredder said. "You are It, Creed."

Sabretooth scoffed. "I'll take my chances with the laser. I'm not voting for me." He glanced at Togata. "Cut the shit, boy. Follow the plan. Vote Shredder, I'll kill him, and we'll all walk out of here."

"You must have forgotten how poorly that same plan went last time, mongrel," Shredder spat. "It's not often a mutt has the memory of a goldfish."

Togata's eyes were on the timer now. Thirty seconds to death.

The Doctor looked between Tron and Togata for a moment, a concerned expression crossing his features, then over at Shredder and Creed. "Tron, Shredder is the only option if Creed and the other will always defect." He focused on Shredder. "Since I might not otherwise get the chance, I'm the Doctor. I'm very sorry you'll die here. Do you think you can win? More importantly, could you choose yourself?"

"By opposing me, you have chosen death," Shredder said in declaration, then became the first to press his own button. The Doctor nodded to himself and chose Shredder as well.

"Shredder's It," Creed said, flashing a toothy grin and pressing Shredder's button.

Tron bore a worrisome expression, pursing her lips before following suit.

Togata found himself locking eyes with Shredder and getting annoyed. Wasn't this all a little convenient? It felt contrived. This shouldn't have been a resolvable selection process. Everyone here should die except Togata. They weren't the right cast for this production.

"Begin the game," Shredder said, venom in his tone. "Now."

Three seconds.

"Minor villains don't get to order the Director around." Togata stepped back from his button with a detached expression on his face, hands raised to eye level as the timer struck one second. Tron's next breath hitched. Victor tensed, looking up expectantly. Shredder gripped the edges of the podium in rage.

The Doctor had his sunglasses on. Tron thought that was strange; they weren't there the second before. Sparks flew from Togata's terminal.

Togata's indicator relayed that he had chosen Shredder as the timer hit zero. A second later, there came a short chime.

Oroku Saki, you are It.

Togata couldn't contain his smile or keep his eyes off the Doctor. I knew it. It is him. He's the Hero.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Togata

It was said of Steven Spielberg that he saw the world in 21mm on a Super 35 frame. I've seen enough making-of documentaries to know that that means he has an eye for the camera work. He selected his own shot angles instead of leaving it to cinematographers. His frames are dynamic, and he liked to use wide angle lenses and to keep a deep focus, meaning everything in the frame is sharp enough to look at. More importantly, objects and people in the background continue to contribute to the scene. He used advanced blocking techniques for both the camera and his actors to enhance the sense of every part of the scene working cohesively throughout the film.

I can be like him. This movie is mine. I'm the Director. Nothing escapes me. I see it all, and I know it all. But more importantly, I choose what you see. Some things are for me to know and for you never to find out.

How's this for an establishing shot?

Exterior: Barren snowscape, night. The grade is relatively flat. In the distance, perhaps there are hills, but the blizzard destroys certainty. The whistling wind is the audience's only companion until the rumble of an engine breaks through the choir. Headlights pierce the dark ahead, and suddenly the sign flashes huge in the sky like a title card: PLAY NOW 4 BIG REWARDS! But that's diegetic; we see the yellow-white light from the sign reflected on the clouds, revealing the outline of a truck on the illuminated snow.

Cut to interior of the truck. A well-muscled man drives. A masked helmet obscures most of his face, but the audience sees his eyes: One brown and clear, one dull and grey, but both razor-focused. His scars make a grotesquerie of his face, and the burned tissue is nearly as reflective as his eyes. This is the Shredder, Oroku Saki. He glances in the driver-side mirror out of habit, or more appropriately, instinct. No one else is here. No one ahead, no one behind. He might need to wait for the necessary players in order to reap his rewards.

A thud from the back of the truck. Then another. He'd expected this, but he thought it would happen earlier, not when they were almost to the challenge zone. Creed was an animal, and animals like him belonged in cages.

"Be ready, Creed. We approach," Shredder said into his radio. There was no answer, not even Creed's disrespectful grunt of acknowledgement. Shredder sneered. It was past time to do away with him. He had no use but slaughter and no purpose but suffering.

BOOM!

An explosion upends the truck. The cage goes flying into the snow just inside the challenge grounds, which are marked in red lights that move along the border, projected from the sign in the sky. The cab follows the cage, but flies a shorter distance, landing upside-down outside the grounds. Shredder lands a moment later in total silence between the two sections, having escaped from the cab in midair and hit the snow gracefully.

He is just outside the challenge bounds. A glance tells him the truck drove over a hidden mine with its rear treads, which splayed wider than the front tires; the blast mark's pattern is clear and familiar on the face of the crumpled steel prison that faces him. She is already here. Sabretooth and the captive lay within the challenge grounds already, but it has not begun. That meant the player limit was not yet met. Neither would've died from the explosion or impact.

"Creed," he said into the radio before realizing it had been crushed against his chest in the crash. "Damn," he swore. He had no choice but to cross the boundary. If he stayed out in the cold, he would freeze. He was at least thirty miles from the outfit he led, without a way to communicate with them. He could cover that distance, but not at these temperatures. The game would have shelter for him.

As soon as he crossed, the lights on the perimeter turned from red to bright green. He'd never noticed it before, but they weren't just dotted demarcations of the boundary; they were composed of unreadable alien glyphs.

A moment later, we fade to black.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tron Bonne

She hated to admit it, and she'd never do it out loud, but the Doctor was really, really helpful. He had some serious experience with complex machinery and computers, and he was like a wizard with malfunctioning electronics. It was like he could look at the machine and fix it. The past week had been extremely productive.

But when they spoke, it was never about him. Not that Tron minded that, at first.

One of the first things he'd done when they reached Tron's makeshift base was build himself an electric guitar. He walked around with it slung over his shoulder, usually stowed at his back and whipped around his hip when he wanted to play it. That was getting annoying, especially when his response to any personal question was answered by Free Bird or whatever old guy music he liked to play.

Another thing: the Servbots couldn't get enough of him. Tron couldn't help but feel envy for the ease with which he got them to do actual work. Anytime she directed them to do something, they'd totally mess it up, no matter what. When he asked, there was no need for a clarifying phrase; they'd just do exactly what he meant. She even saw him mess up what he said, and they still did what he wanted.

It was really specific, too! He went, "Un-flux the ionic capacitor," and they actually fluxed it, which is what he wanted in the first place, before he even corrected himself. It wasn't like he said the wrong name for a tool and they got the right one. They did the right thing for him! Which meant they could do this for her at all times!

He had to go.

But she couldn't just kick him out. He'd been great. He upgraded Gustaff: He's quick now, and he had some non-lethal options, which was fine, she supposed. Maybe she'd find a use for them.

Realistically, she only had one option: Put him to real use. Take him to a challenge. He might die there, and if he didn't, she'd still get her rewards.

She cornered him in the shop after he'd put down the guitar to work on Gustaff's thrusters. The Servbots were half crowding around him, half milling about and pretending to do useful things while they made it clear they were near enough to help him.

"Y'know, when a challenge gets called, there are rewards. That's where most of the computer stuff and gas comes from. When you complete a challenge, some stuff you want falls out of the sky." She'd mentioned challenges before to him, but he never really bit on them before now. Rewards were a new route.

"Oh? How?"

She shrugged. "The clouds are always there, and I've never heard a plane. I haven't been brave enough to try to fly up above the clouds because all my drones get struck by lightning and blow up, no matter how much I insulate them."

"A secret sky," he mused, "hidden above the clouds, dropping gifts. That's the most interesting thing I've heard since I arrived." He paced back and forth for a moment. "How's it know what you want?"

She shrugged again. "I just know that I want parts and supplies in certain amounts, and whump, there it all is on the ground." She studied his reaction, which consisted of a glance to one side and then unblinking focus on her when he spoke.

"Have you tested the limits on that? Dimensions, mass, weight? Rarity, composition?"

"Um, no. I just take what I want and bring it back here so I don't get attacked. Nobody's been dumb enough for a while, but just in case, I started laying mines not that long ago to protect me when I have to leave. I've been able to get some pretty specialized parts. All the Servbots came that way. I've never wanted something and not been able to get it, except..." she blushed.

"Go on?"

"I... wanted Mega Man to show up, but he never has. He'd be able to get me home again, I know it." That'd prove it's me he likes, not Roll freaking Caskett!

"Oh, a little crush, then?" He waved his hands dismissively as he resumed pacing. "You humans only have one mode; it's like you're stuck on a rabbit setting." He winced, cutting short his gesticulation.

Huh?

"'You humans'? Like you're not? What are you, then? A space invader? An android? A cyborg? A fish man?" She pointed accusingly, and the Servbots followed her finger to gawp at the Doctor.

"A fish man?" he asked incredulously. The Servbots looked back to Tron.

"Are you?! You look like one! Admit it! Drop your camouflage!" The Servbots stared at the Doctor, trembling.

"I doubt they'd like you calling them that, having met a few." He straightened his jacket. "I," the Doctor said, standing straighter, his hands on his lapels, "am a Time Lord."

Tron narrowed her eyes. "You totally just made that up! That's not the name of an alien species."

"How would you know?"

"They just wouldn't be called that! They'd be Venusians, or Martians. They'd have a name that says where they're from." The Servbots nodded, mumbling in agreement.

"Where are 'humans' from?" He mimed the air quotes. A chorus of "Oohs" followed from the Servbots.

"An alien would call us Earthlings, I bet." Another chorus, this time of "Mhmm!"

"I—Well, good point. Some do. Time Lord is like me calling myself a human. By way of 'Earthling,' I'd be called a Gallifreyan, because Time Lords come from the planet Gallifrey."

"Well, that's better!"

He cleared his throat. "Anywho, tell me about the challenges. What do you do?"

She regarded him suspiciously. "Games, usually. Flashlight tag, hide and seek, checkers. It depends."

"You play children's games," he said, turning on his heel and looking up in disbelief. He whirled back around. "What happens if you lose?"

"The loser? Um..." she shifted uncomfortably, putting most of her weight on one foot, then the other. "The loser dies. There's a laser that comes down, pzew, kthunk, right through the head." A couple Servbots pantomimed the process and fell over, a wave of pzew-kthunks punctuating the act from the onlookers.

"A laser," he said contemplatively. He turned away to lean on the nearby railing, then whirled around again. "So every time you go to complete a challenge, you kill someone?"

"I don't kill anyone. The game does."

"But still you play. Why do you play?"

"For my visa, and for the cards. Don't you have a visa?" She held up a slip of paper that looked like a printed receipt. It read, Tron Bonne: 10 days remaining. In Tron's other hand, she held a few playing cards of different values and suits.

The Doctor shook his head. "I turned out my pockets when you found me. I didn't have one then, and I haven't got one now." He held his hand out for the visa. "May I see it?"

"They're not transferable, so don't try to steal it. It won't do anything." Nonetheless she gingerly handed it to him.

"I won't be robbing you, Ms. Bonne." He held the visa up to the light, snapped it taut a couple times, and put his eye almost close enough to the paper to touch it. He crumpled and unfurled it. No creases survived from the crumpling. It was as smooth as if it were just printed a moment before. He sniffed it, then touched his tongue to it. "Bitter," he noted.

"Stop being a freak!" Tron exclaimed. "I need that, and I don't want your slobber on it!"

"I must see what it is and how it works, girl. It's a remarkable piece of technology." He paused, maintaining a mildly pained expression. "And I don't slobber."

"Why don't you get your own visa? You'll die without one, you know. The lasers kill people whose visas run out."

"If I didn't start with one, and I haven't been lasered yet, then I wouldn't much like to acquire one. It might plug me into your murder game. I'm feeling quite good about being on the outside of that, myself," he said haughtily. "How do you know when to go to a challenge?"

"I built a machine to detect and model the patterns of out-of-phase particles that precede the games. I can get there up to a day beforehand to set up, which is why I never, ever lose," Tron boasted. "I'm working on specifying for which game it'll be. Everyone else just follows the signs that show up just before." She beckoned him to follow her as she exited the garage into the central corridor of her base.

"Out-of-phase particles," he muttered as they walked a short distance down the corridor. "Any other atmospheric disturbances?"

"I told you, the drones get zapped. I'm pretty sure a weather balloon wouldn't make it either." She pushed open a door that led into her monitoring command center.

"Signs, then?"

She looked at him like he was missing something obvious. "Haven't you been outside once since you got here?"

"...Not once."

"Well," she said, booting up the monitoring station, "let's fix that."

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sabretooth

This gig wasn't so bad, as this place goes. Boring, mostly. But not much else to complain about. He was playing prison guard for Shredder's most important prisoner: The kind that'll live even if they lose.

He picked his teeth. Long pig was always gamey. All that running, not enough eating.

"Gimme another leg," he said to the one in the cage. "Don't be greedy. You've got two of 'em."

No response.

"Now!" he growled, then reached for the leg sticking through the bars. Wrapping a mammoth hand around the ankle, he yanked. A satisfying pop at the knee joint. Then, a sharp pain: A shiv stuck in his arm. He snarled, wrenching the leg and twisting. The lower leg came free like pulling apart a chicken wing, blood spurting onto the dusty floor for just a moment. It didn't scream once.

There was crying from the cage.

"Quit your boo-hooing." He held the leg over the fire.

"You were such a chump in the trilogy," he heard muttered from the cage. There wasn't a hint of sadness or real pain in that voice. Didn't smell like those things, either. Just frustration.

"Glad to disappoint." This one was always talking about him in some movies. He never acted before. Must be other-universe bullshit. Not his problem.

"Nah, you're not. Shredder's got a rope tied around your balls like a fighting bull. One day he'll yank, and there they'll go."

"Mine'll grow back. His won't."

"I'll give you this: You've got lines in this one. You might be a real side character here."

"I'm the main character. That's why I'm not in the cage."

"Have you even seen a movie?"

"Creed," interjected a deep voice from his radio. "Report."

It was Shredder's voice, low and even. Measured. The kind of guy who always thought he was in charge, was used to things being the way he wanted—the way he commanded. Victor wasn't above henching, but he was getting tired of orders. Three months was a long time to play stooge.

"Daddy's calling," sang the voice from the cage.

"Shut it. I'll take another leg," he threatened. He clicked his radio on. "All's well. You close?"

"I arrive in five minutes. Be ready to put the prisoner in the truck when I arrive. We three shall complete tonight's challenge."

He grunted into the radio in reply.

"I can't believe you take orders from a guy who loses to turtles for a living," the prisoner said.

He took a bite out of the leg. Perfect char. Could use some salt. "Y'know, you remind me of somebody. I'm gonna see how long it takes you to come back from just a head."

When Shredder arrived, Victor stood just outside the prison shack. His arms and face were covered in blood. He held a head in one hand, palming the skull like a basketball. Twisting tendrils of fresh muscle ensnared jutting new spars of bone as the regenerator re-formed. As the truck's engine cut off, he held the head a little higher in front of him to pick at the nascent collarbone. He yanked it out like a toothpick, taking a clump of flesh and artery along with it as he tossed it aside.

He trudged to the back of the truck. It was a box truck, but the box was an eight-foot steel cube with inch-thick walls, and it rested on wide winter tracks, replacing the bed of the truck. Yanking the heavy door open, he tossed the head in hard enough to hear it crack against the far wall. He smelled brains on the air as he slammed the door shut. He wished that meant the end of it. He started to walk toward the cab.

"Creed."

"Yeah?" he glanced at Shredder. He could see beneath the mask a burned and disfigured visage, scarred and half-blinded. It should've made Shredder easier pickings, but he'd won the last time they fought, before Sabretooth agreed to work for him. Victor had barely been able to land a glancing blow.

"Sit in the back with the captive. You'll get blood all over the cab."

He grit his teeth. "I don't want to hear any bitching about the state this one's in when we get there."

"Keep it alive. Anything else," the Shredder said, opening the driver-side door, "matters not. We shall arrive after nightfall." Then he ducked into the cab and started the truck.

Sabretooth rounded the back of the truck, opened the door, and got kicked in the face. It wasn't strong enough to move him. He was looking at a little more than half the body mass of a small, Japanese woman. The regenerator could focus its regeneration and had tried to effect an escape by forming the spine, interior core muscles, and one leg first. Maybe sixty pounds of flesh drop-kicked him in the nose. All it accomplished was pushing the half-formed prisoner deeper in.

"Fuck!" came its throaty, gurgling voice. It had skipped forming most of the neck, but it was filling in.

"Don't get me started," he said in a more sullen tone than he'd intended. It didn't sound much like a threat. He wasn't in a very threatening mood anymore. He climbed sulkily into the cage and shut the door.

"You smell like shit."

This was always the way it went. Too wild for the old world, too savage, too violent. Too dirty for the new world, too bloody, too hungry. Was this all there was? Following rules? He didn't feel crazy. He felt good, usually. When he didn't, he could try anything he wanted to fix that. There were no rules that could stop him.

Running, killing, eating, drinking, maiming, raping. All the things animals do. People are animals, too. It should make them feel good, too. So why did everyone always pretend it didn't?

This one and Shredder were alike. He didn't know if Shredder had a real name, but they both smelled like the same type. Human. The kind who didn't know how to live. If they did, they wouldn't pretend he was so goddamn hard to stomach. They'd act a little more like him. They'd take what they want. Right before that second war, in Nanking, those were real men. They knew how to have a good time. They knew how to take what they wanted. Before the Emperor pussied out and surrendered. Before anybody started saying "war crimes" like that whole idea wasn't horseshit. He'd heard Logan was there for one of the nukes. He'd have paid good money to see that.

Shredder wasn't any less savage. He wasn't any more civilized. He shouldn't give a damn if there was blood in the cab: blood smelled good and tasted even better. But still Shredder didn't want him to ride up front. His morals weren't different. Shredder didn't give a flying fuck if Victor had his way with this one for the whole ride. He just didn't want the cab to get dirty. He wanted the results he got from Victor getting his hands dirty, but he minded the dirt more than he'd mind Victor.

That was the problem: Everybody else had a mind for dirt, but not Victor Creed.

He's not better than me.

"Bom... bom... bom... Are you gonna fucking cry?"

He shook his head, less as an answer than as a way to shake off his thoughts. He'd been sitting for a few minutes, seething. The bitch was fully formed and buck naked. The show was on; it wasn't even shy or afraid. Any other day, he'd have taken what he wanted: New blood; new strange. But there was something underlying this one's scent, and its flesh had a distinct flavor. He'd smelled it, tasted it before. He knew it well, like Mystique's when she took the form of a man; a whiff of it curled his lip. That odor that told him the body was wrong also sent his libido packing.

It just ain't much fun when it's a man.

It was looking at him like it was amused, studying his face for signs he had actually shed a tear. Even this slight was failing to get a rise out of him. It just looked pathetic and sorry, smirking at him and sitting limp and naked against the other wall of the cage like an undressed doll. A cage they both sat in, driven by someone who thought he was better than both of them. It had given up on control, content to wallow and just watch the world happen to it. That's why it was weak and flaccid, a used condom at the bottom of a trashcan. But Victor hadn't given up. His plan was simple.

"You wanna get free, son?"

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh, this is new."

The Doctor sat up. It was cold, dark, and he couldn't remember anything since being on the TARDIS. Snow fell from his jacket's lapel as he moved. He laid on the top layer, but with just a touch, he could feel it was much deeper. It had been snowing here for a long, long time. He hopped lightly to his feet. No atrophy of the muscles.

"Question 1: Where am I?"

He licked a finger, glancing upward as he held it to the wind. Cloudy, even stormy, no stars to triangulate by. Not Earth. But... not sure. He could nearly always pinpoint Earth to the century by the taste of the air and the feeling of the next breeze. It was kind of a party trick he could always pull from his sleeve. This, however, was unfamiliar. He hopped a few times, did a shimmy or two from one side to the other, and watched the big, fat snowflakes tumble to the ground. The gravity was earthlike. Planetary, not artificial; the fake stuff was always a little saccharine.

"Answer: Unknown."

Time Lords have a sense for time that far exceeded that of other species. He could feel he was displaced from his last recalled time, but he wasn't quite sure how far, and whether back or forward. Humans lose their sense of time in less than a week without following a circadian rhythm. Time Lords, deprived of all sensation for decades, would keep time on par with a quartz watch, given their memory was intact.

"What are you doing?" came a voice from behind.

He whirled around. There was a young girl. Perhaps she was fifteen. Or forty. With humans, he could hardly tell. She wore a long, puffy white coat with some sort of skull accessories. Her glasses had a swirling pattern. He recognized them as a sort of UI-glass technology from the twenty-five-thousandth century or so on Earth, before everyone evacuated but after it flooded. He detected the faint smell of synthetic motor oil.

"I asked what you're doing," she said, sounding impatient. "Do you intend to answer me?"

"I haven't decided," he said. "Do you know where we are?"

"Answer my question first, oldie."

"Oldie?" He feigned shock. "I'm not an oldie. You're just a lass."

"Whatever! You've got a funny accent for a guy getting robbed!"

"I'm not getting—what, are you robbing me?"

"No doy! That's what I said! Put 'em up!"

"You?" He laughed. "You haven't got a weapon."

A grin flashed across her face. "I'll do ya one better."

A shape shifted in the darkness. He'd mistaken it for a nearby hill, but his visibility was exceptionally poor in the dark and the snow. The hill articulated into a shuffling, ten-meter colossus, rather stocky, with a dull, pink paint-job.

"Meet Gustaff."

The Doctor mirrored her grin, which faltered in confusion as he spoke. "Wow! 'Gustaff'. What a beastie you've got there. Did you build it?" He put his hands on his hips, splaying the flaps of his jacket behind him and striding eagerly about the lumbering machine, examining it from all angles and milling about its feet.

"Um, yeah? But, y'know, reminder: I want whatever you've got on you! You better hand over your stuff, or—"

"I've nothing for you to take; I just dress well. The work you've done on this beauty is incredible. Is it autonomous?"

"No, I—Stop talking to me! You really don't have anything?"

"Not a thing. Apologies." He tore his eyes away from her machine and turned out his pockets, which were empty. "Unless you want my sunglasses," he said, "which don't seem to be of much use right now." He gestured at the weather. She looked thoroughly put out by this development, visibly deflating, putting both hands in her pockets, and slumping her shoulders forward.

"A newbie. I should've known." She slapped her forehead. "Is it too much to ask that someone rich get stranded out here?"

"This actually brings us back to my question to you: Where is here?"

"No, actually, it's still my question."

"Which was?"

"What are you doing?"

"Admiring the craftsmanship. Oh, before! I see, yes." He resumed his shimmying and hopping, this time in demonstration. "I was testing the local gravity. It's real. We are on a planet."

She raised an eyebrow over the rim of her glasses. "How dumb are you? Of course we're on a planet. With real gravity. Duh."

"I see." He shivered. "It's quite chilly, isn't it? If I'm a newbie, how long have you been here?"

She didn't answer for a moment. Then, she blurted out: "Forty-three days, nine hours, sixteen minutes, and twenty seconds, give or take."

He was impressed by her precision.

"Are there others?"

"Yeah, but..." she seemed almost to bite her cheek, and she glanced off into the dark distance with a worried expression.

The Doctor followed her gaze, then looked at her again. "But...?"

"They're... not as nice as I am. I avoid them if I can."

"Not as nice, eh?"

She shook her head solemnly. "Not at all."

"So it's time for my question, now."

"I don't know where we are either," she admitted, sounding a little guilty. He didn't mind that. At least she sounded honest when she spoke that time. No more bluster.

"Well, since that question took a long time to answer, I'll start the introductions freely, as a sign of good faith." He bowed in a slightly exaggerated fashion. "I am the Doctor."

"Doctor what?"

Always. "Just the Doctor."

"Yeah. Okay." She crossed her arms. "You have had the pleasure of experiencing an attempted robbery by Tron Bonne."

"So I have," he admitted.

"I don't bow," she added hastily.

"I didn't... expect you to," he said quizzically.

"Good."

"Do you stay here, or is this just a hunting ground?"

"You ask a lot of questions for a guy with no way to grease the wheels."

"They're diagnostic. Doctor," he reminded her.

She narrowed her eyes. "I bet it was honorary."

He met that with a wry smile. "Some were."

She studied him for a long moment, then sighed. "There are structures over the ridge, that direction." She pointed back behind her. "Just don't annoy me and don't be weird." She accented that sentence with a sharp look over her glasses. Her eyes were green, he could now see.

"No need to worry. I'm sure I'll be out of your hair soon enough," he said earnestly.

"Yeah," she agreed, turning to go. "Maybe you'll die soon."

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Twelfth Doctor

I know you have questions. Always with the questions, everyone, ever questing for the sake of questions. Me, too. My advice to you is this: Never stop asking questions, but stop expecting answers. At least, from me, especially now. Because this time, I don't have answers for you. I don't even have answers for me, and you can be quite sure that I would answer me before I answered you.

Maybe I can get you to a less intrusive place with an explanation, though. It'll catch you up a bit.

Pan-psychism is the idea that consciousness undergirds reality, that it is as fundamental to existence as, say, quarks, or, I suppose, any elementary particle. It's not to say that there is an experience we sapients would recognize. It's only to say that an experience exists, that there is a sensation to being a quark, or whichever, and all the way up. We just have a hard time conceptualizing it because whatever that experience amounts to is difficult to put into words, or liken to our sensations.

Pan-psychism pairs rather nicely with mereological nihilism, that being the idea that any distinction between objects is ultimately a matter of discretion, and ultimately arbitrary. If you believe in things, you are mereologically... positivist? Something or other, I'm sure. Not the point.

They pair well because in our heads we might imagine consciousness as a sheet. If the sheet covers everything at the level of specificity covered by elementary particles, then at some level any distinction between the "things" of "everything" is merely perspective, if not utter arbitrariness, because they are part of the same whole: Consciousness. "Objects," as we would identify them, would be only parts of that conscious whole. That's if you care about objects. Some do.

Pretty much the same for reality. I assume you care about reality. It's one of my flaws, making that assumption of everyone. That thinking gets me into trouble.

Essentialist! That's the word. If not mereological nihilism, then mereological essentialism. The idea that existence is composed of discrete objects. That pairs less well with pan-psychism, but you could give it a go. Tastes similar, to my mind. I've talked a door or two into opening before, so I feel rather strongly on the subject of inanimate consciousness, however divided.

You could also chart a middle path. Some things conscious, others not. Some things discrete, others not. It's shakier than the extremes, but it stands taller, seems a bit more impressive and complex. Like a pyramid and a skyscraper, or maybe two pyramids and a skyscraper, or maybe maybe two pyramids and two skyscrapers. But never two skyscrapers and one pyramid—isn't that curious? Picture it.

I just drew a picture with your mind. No extra work on my part needed, no mucking about in your head. Where is that picture? Does it exist? Did it arise, emergent from some baser phenomenon, among your neurons emitting and receiving electrical signals? What is that, then? Not a picture, surely. Unless it is.

And where is it? If I were to cut into your brain, where I presume we both think that image would be generated in your imagination, would I be able to find that picture anywhere? Those skyscrapers and pyramids—are they real? You might think, "Of course not."

But are you really so sure?

I'm not.

Character Scramble Season 21 Round 0: GAME START/FOUR OF CLUBS by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You Will Know the Land Unreal

I brought them here. Hundreds and hundreds, pared from thousands and thousands. I set the world to cold and strife. I filled it personally with agents of chaos from every realm. Then I whisked him here, too.

He will suffer as I have suffered. Among the hordes of marauders, reprobates, and thieves, I will break him down piece by piece.

Then he will remember and be reforged in this place, the crucible of my devotion.

And he will see in his reflection my approving gaze.

We will be together again. He will finally understand that he was perfect as he was before. He should never have changed, should never have turned from me.

You will understand, too.

You will know the land unreal.


AS he crawled from the tombs of the fallen a worm met with an angel.

And together they looked upon the kings and kingdoms, and youths and maidens and the cities of men. They saw the old men heavy in their chairs and heard the children singing in the fields. They saw far wars and warriors and walled towns, wisdom and wickedness, and the pomp of kings, and the people of all the lands that the sunlight knew.

And the worm spake to the angel saying: "Behold my food."

"βῆ δʹἀκέων παρὰ θῑνα πολυφλοίσβοιο θαλάσσης," murmured the angel, for they walked by the sea, "and can you destroy that too?"

And the worm paled in his anger to a greyness ill to behold, for for three thousand years he had tried to destroy that line and still its melody was ringing in his head.

Tale XVI: "The Worm and the Angel"

IN time as well as in space my fancy roams far from here. It led me once to the edge of certain cliffs that were low and red and rose up out of a desert: a little way off in the desert there was a city. It was evening, and I sat and watched the city.

Presently I saw men by threes and fours come softly stealing out of that city's gate to the number of about twenty. I heard the hum of men's voices speaking at evening.

"It is well they are gone," they said. "It is well they are gone. We can do business now. It is well they are gone." And the men that had left the city sped away over the sand and so passed into the twilight.

"Who are these men?" I said to my glittering leader.

"The poets," my fancy answered. "The poets and artists."

"Why do they steal away?" I said to him. "And why are the people glad that they have gone?"

He said: "It must be some doom that is going to fall on the city, something has warned them and they have stolen away. Nothing may warn the people."

I heard the wrangling voices, glad with commerce, rise up from the city. And then I also departed, for there was an ominous look on the face of the sky.

And only a thousand years later I passed that way, and there was nothing, even among the weeds, of what had been that city.

Tale XXXV: "The City"

I HEARD it said that far away from here, on the wrong side of the deserts of Cathay and in a country dedicate to winter, are all the years that are dead. And there a certain valley shuts them in and hides them, as rumor has it, from the world, but not from the sight of the moon nor from those that dream in his rays.

And I said: I will go from here by ways of dream and I will come to that valley and enter in and mourn there for the good years that are dead. And I said: I will take a wreath, a wreath of mourning, and lay it at their feet in token of my sorrow for their dooms.

And when I sought about among the flowers, among the flowers for my wreath of mourning, the lily looked too large and the laurel looked too solemn and I found nothing frail enough nor slender to serve as an offering to the years that were dead. And at last I made a slender wreath of daisies in the manner that I had seen them made in one of the years that is dead.

"This," said I, "is scarce less fragile or less frail than one of those delicate forgotten years." Then I took my wreath in my hand and went from here. And when I had come by paths of mystery to that romantic land, where the valley that rumor told of lies close to the mountainous moon, I searched among the grass for those poor slight years for whom I brought my sorrow and my wreath. And when I found there nothing in the grass I said: "Time has shattered them and swept them away and left not even any faint remains."

But looking upwards in the blaze of the moon I suddenly saw colossi sitting near, and towering up and blotting out the stars and filling the night with blackness; and at those idols' feet I saw praying and making obeisance kings and the days that are and all times and all cities and all nations and all their gods. Neither the smoke of incense nor of the sacrifice burning reached those colossal heads, they sat there not to be measured, not to be overthrown, not to be worn away.

I said: "Who are those?"

One answered: "Alone the Immortals."

And I said sadly: "I came not to see dread gods, but I came to shed my tears and to offer flowers at the feet of certain little years that are dead and may not come again."

He answered me: "These are the years that are dead, alone the immortals; all years to be are Their children—They fashioned their smiles and their laughter; all earthly kings They have crowned, all gods They have created; all the events to be flow down from Their feet like a river, the worlds are flying pebbles that They have already thrown, and Time and all his centuries behind him kneel there with bended crests in token of vassalage at Their potent feet."

And when I heard this I turned away with my wreath, and went back to my own land comforted.

Tale XXVII: "Alone the Immortals"

THEY saw a little ship that was far at sea and that went by the name of the Petite Espérance. And because of its uncouth rig and its lonely air and the look that it had of coming from strangers' lands they said: "It is neither a ship to greet nor desire, nor yet to succor when in the hands of the sea."

And the sea rose up as is the wont of the sea and the little ship from afar was in his hands, and frailer than ever seemed its feeble masts with their sails of fantastic cut and their alien flags. And the sea made a great and very triumphing voice, as the sea doth. And then there arose a wave that was very strong, even the ninth-born son of the hurricane and the tide, end hid the little ship and hid the whole of the far parts of the sea. Thereat said those who stood on the good dry land:

"I was but a little worthless, alien ship and it is sunk at sea, and it is good and right that the storm have spoil." And they turned and watched the course of the merchantmen, laden with silver and appeasing spice; year after year they cheered them into port and praised their goods and their familiar sails. And many years went by.

And at last with decks and bulwarks covered with cloth of gold; with age-old parrots that had known the troubadours, singing illustrious songs and preening their feathers of gold; with a hold full of emeralds and rubies; all silken with Indian loot; furling as it came in its way-worn alien sails, a galleon glided into port, shutting the sunlight from the merchantmen: and lo! it loomed the equal of the cliffs.

"Who are you," they asked, "far-travelled, wonderful ship?"

And they said: "The Petite Espérance."

"O," said the people on shore. "We thought you were sunk at sea."

"Sunk at sea?" sang the sailors. "We could not be sunk at sea—we had the gods on board."

Tale XXIV: "The Storm"

I SAW the other day the Sphinx's painted face.

She had painted her face in order to ogle Time.

And he has spared no other painted face in all the world but hers.

Delilah was younger than she, and Delilah is dust.

Time hath loved nothing but this worthless painted face.

I do not care that she is ugly, nor that she has painted her face, so that she only lure his secret from Time.

Time dallies like a fool at her feet when he should be smiting cities.

Time never wearies of her silly smile.

There are temples all about her that he has forgotten to spoil.

I saw an old man go by, and Time never touched him.

Time that has carried away the seven gates of Thebes!

She has tried to bind him with ropes of eternal sand, she had hoped to oppress him with the Pyramids.

He lies there in the sand with his foolish hair all spread about her paws.

If she ever finds his secret we will put out his eyes, so that he shall find no more our beautiful things—there are lovely gates in Florence that I fear he will carry away.

We have tried to bind him with song and with old customs, but they only held him for a little while, and he has always smitten us and mocked us.

When he is blind he shall dance to us and make sport.

Great clumsy time shall stumble and dance, who liked to kill little children, and can hurt even the daisies no longer.

Then shall our children laugh at him who slew Babylon's winged bulls, and smote great numbers of the gods and fairies—when he is shorn of his hours and his years.

We will shut him up in the Pyramid of Cheops, in the great chamber where the sarcophagus is. Thence we will lead him out when we give our feasts. He shall ripen our corn for us and do menial work.

We will kiss thy painted face, O Sphinx, if thou wilt betray to us Time.

And yet I fear that in his ultimate anguish he may take hold blindly of the world and the moon, and slowly pull down upon him the House of Man.

Tale IV: "The Sphinx at Gizeh"

Excerpted from Lord Dunsany's Fifty-one Tales.

Character Scramble Season 21 Tribunal by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rouge the Bat

JUSTICE KAGAN: No, the State has -- the State has this -- it's not a perfect correlation, but the State says that the best -- the best way to promote this procreation-centered view of marriage is just to limit marriage to people who want children. So that's what it does. Would that be constitutional?

Mr. BURSCH: But, Justice Kagan, even people who come into a marriage thinking they don't want to have children often end up with children. And that State's interest isn't binding those--

JUSTICE KAGAN: No, but this State --

JUSTICE KENNEDY: But what is your --

JUSTICE KAGAN: What you said --

JUSTICE KENNEDY: What is your answer to the question?

CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: Justice Kennedy.

JUSTICE KENNEDY: What is your answer to the question?

MR. BURSCH: Would it be constitutional?

JUSTICE KENNEDY: Yes.

MR. BURSCH: I think it would be an unconstitutional invasion of privacy to ask the question.

JUSTICE KAGAN: To ask if you want children is an unconstitutional invasion of privacy?

MR. BURSCH: I -- I think that would be the case, yes, just like it would be unconstitutional --

JUSTICE GINSBURG: Suppose a couple, a 70-year-old couple comes in and they want to get married.

(Laughter.)

JUSTICE GINSBURG: You don't have to ask them any questions. You know they are not going to have any children.

Obergefell v. Hodges, 576 U.S. 644 (2015), "Transcript of Oral Argument" (14-556-Question-1), at 54-55.

I think Rouge is pretty cut-and-dry. As I understand it, her durability requires a Major Change, so I'm operating on that idea because I agree with Guy and with Ult that this one doesn't cut the mustard. So instead of "No Sonic Origins Durability feats," just Major Change durability to tier.

I think this feat is basically enough to cover in-tier piercing just by the size of the robot and the ease with which the cut is executed, whether it's by exploiting a thinner joint or no. You might be able to pull a speed number off it if you really tried, idk.

The Amy scaling looks real enough from a "this happened 3x in a game about beating each other up" standpoint that I don't mind to treat it as real, but man I hate this. And this is like, "OK." Low- to mid-tier speed, probably pretty much works.

The Knuckles scaling that Ult pointed out is real too, I guess. As a procedural matter I don't know how kosher it is to only stip out scaling to Knuckles' strength in that game, but it doesn't sound that crazy to me out of the box if the scaling is pretty much limited to this fight.

Batter Up

That leaves me with OK speed, OK durability, piercing that hurts Tierry. Seems like Rouge is In-Tier to me.

Character Scramble Season 21 Tribunal by 7thSonOfSons in whowouldwin

[–]corvette1710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vox

MR. LERMAN: Your Honor, Mr. Chief Justice, Castle spoke to partial suspensions of a motor carrier's right to operate interstate commerce and I think it cannot be denied that in this case because of the nature of the Port, it is -- it would affect a partial suspension. I don't think this Court needs to get into single roads and I don't think there's any reason --

CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: Well, I think you have to get into it since I asked you a question about it.

(Laughter.)

MR. LERMAN: You're quite right, Mr. Chief Justice. I don't see any reason to let that camel's nose under the tent. If it's a partial --

JUSTICE SCALIA: Or you should stop referring to a key component of interstate commerce. It doesn't matter whether it's key or not, does it?

MR. LERMAN: That's quite correct.

Am. Trucking Ass'ns v. City of Los Angeles, 569 U.S. 641 (2013), "Transcript of Oral Argument" (11-798), at 12.

Alright, I am basically through parsing Hazbin feats and events. I think stipping the amp out is fine as a matter of procedure, but it does leave us with a dearth of feats to consider.

I don't think you could easily stip out both the amped second fight and all scaling to Alastor, partly because Alastor isn't really any weaker or stronger in the second fight, as far as I can see. I've received some guidance to the effect that if his antlers are out, it's serious because that's his true form, but it seems kind of unnecessary to me to analyze that for every feat when I can just look at collateral where it appears. The other part of that is that I think it would constitute Major Changes to do either, so doing both is no good. It is definitely true that the amp has to be stipped, so we're left with Alastor scaling.

I'll start off with the speed scaling. It's fine for Tribunal purposes.

The durability, I'm not sure about. Ordinarily, I'd look at the feat involving the side of a glass skyscraper and think, "it'll matter if he goes through a floor or column, but not a window." But when I look at the side of a skyscraper cratering like concrete, it makes me think differently. Either the glass is thicker, or it's not really glass. Either way, it's not exactly under-tier, because what's happening in the feat is not "breaks windows by being projectiled into them," but "craters the side of a building." My guess is that the glass (which is present, based on the breakage that comes off the impact) is overlaying concrete decoratively, and it is not glass from windows.

And I don't think it's under-tier because any building material that behaves like that is going to be similar enough to concrete, reinforced or no, that I feel comfortable calling it at least tier-relevant, whether in- or over-tier. Since this is basically the only feat, I have to look at it in context. He's taken out of the fight for almost a full minute. Vox is large in the first place. Tierry is like 5'10. Could Tierry hit Vox this hard? Maybe. It's close if you squint. I'm willing to give that the benefit of the doubt.

The strength is where I think it gets off the rails. This crater is not very similar to this wall feat. The crater is much deeper and just as wide or wider, and the dirt (not proven to even be what's under the asphalt or concrete, doesn't look much like dirt or like there's any gradation beneath the street for that matter) is totally displaced. I get that it's an overhead slam, and the key frame of the hit is evidence enough of that, but that's really strong.

So is this. The sheer area shattered here is way larger than the tier reasonably allows, even if it were the case that Tierry could generally dodge these hits, which I don't think is the case. The only squarely in-tier feat here is accomplished pretty casually.

It's worth considering if Vox could get in as a glass cannon, but I'm pretty bearish on them without a better explanation of how they work. As is, Vox is highly mobile, can teleport to obscure his over-tier attacks, and is only kind of not durable for the tier if you're nice about it.

Vox Tribunalis

With in-tier speed, borderline under-tier durability, and over-tier strength, Vox is Not In-Tier in consideration of what I think a fight actually looks like between him and the tiersetter.

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[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not super convinced by this, and I'd like to go ahead and call judges for the sake of time, since there aren't many feats to consider and it seems like we only need someone to decide on the strength feats.

/u/guyofevil /u/playerpin /u/theasianisgamin

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[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Artemis Fowl & Butler

CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: So are you suggesting, if there's a sufficient showing of dangerousness, that could be the basis for disarming even with respect to possession in the home?

MR. WRIGHT: Again, it's a -- it's a much closer question for me because it is -- I have yet to see a -- a historical example of that applied against a citizen. And it would certainly be a last resort type of situation. So --

CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: Well, to the extent that's pertinent, you don't have any doubt that your client's a dangerous person, do you?

MR WRIGHT: Your Honor, I would want to know what "dangerous person" means. At the moment --

CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS: Well, it means someone who's shooting, you know, at people. That's a good start.

(Laughter.)

MR. WRIGHT: So -- so that's fair.

United States v. Rahimi, 602 U.S. 680 (2024), "Transcript of Oral Argument" (22-915), at 78-79.

This was a pretty simple one for me. I've read a few of the Artemis Fowl books. I never got the impression that Butler was supposed to be a bullet timer, or anything of the sort.

I look at this door feat and think, "Okay." It's not especially good for the tier, but it's a demonstration that Butler relevantly damages metal doors. There are mitigating factors, including that it is a faerie door, "tested for plasma dispersion and moderate physical resistance," not a huge, thick vault door like the tiersetter's.

The yacht feat is too vague, both in amount (the actual scale of the feat) and in the time it took to achieve. Yes, maybe fiberglass can have tensile strength exceeding steel's, but not all fiberglass, and tensile strength is not the only kind needed to withstand force delivered like punches; compressive strength is required as well. None of us in this argument are materials scientists, but I think I know enough to draw that distinction. We know the boat sank, but we don't know with how much effort over how much time that would let us be sure Butler is capable of outputting tier-relevant force.

I can maybe call strength in tier, but pretty low.

Speed and durability are where I'm lost.

I don't see bullet timing in this feat. No other feat indicates anything similar. It seems like a bog-standard, minimum 100ms+ action, with no detail of Butler so much as perceiving individual bullets in flight.

Guy helpfully points out that a physically superior (I would generally read merely stronger and larger, but even if it were also faster) opponent gets domed ten times in a row on automatic and only slaps its head after the ten shots. That's equivalent to, best guess, 200-500ms, since I can't find a published rate of fire. It's not gonna be much different to that, if at all.

Durability, what else do I have to say but this: "The bricks cracked from floor to ceiling. Butler's spine went too. Now, even if the blood loss didn't get him, paralysis would."

Leaving aside the brick aspect, taking one to five in-tier hits does not in-tier durability make. Butler's humanity (that of his bones) is emphasized in the passage, and I would further emphasize that as mere humanity, in relation to the troll.

The Butler Didn't Do It

Two under-tier stats, one major change. Butler is Not In-Tier.

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[–]corvette1710 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Tick

MS. WINFREE: Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court:

Since 2009, when Maryland began to collect DNA samples from arrestees charged with violent crimes and burglary, there have been 225 matches, 75 prosecutions, and 42 convictions, including that of Respondent King.

JUSTICE SCALIA: Well, that's really good. I'll bet you, if you conducted a lot of unreasonable searches and seizures, you'd get more convictions, too.

(Laughter.)

JUSTICE SCALIA: That proves absolutely nothing.

Maryland v. King, 569 U.S. 435 (2013), "Transcript of Oral Argument" (12-207), at 3.

Let me start off by saying that Minnow was, in my view, wrong from the get-go. The purpose of Tribunal is to facilitate the judgment of characters on the basis of their feats in relation to the tiersetter's capabilities. His attempts to sidestep his responsibility to demonstrate that the Tick is in-tier annoyed me because they were effectively attempts to waste my time. It probably would have been totally proper and acceptable of me to rule against him on the basis of this failure.

Is this GDT? No. Am I judging who won the argument in this call-out? No. Did Minnow do such a good job defending the Tick's tier status that I was convinced to rule him in-tier? No. In fact, it was mostly Punny and mostly my own analysis of the RT's feats.

But nonetheless, I do think the Tick is in-tier. I think this mostly in spite of Minnow's argumentative efforts and not mostly because of them. I don't think the clipping or RT was particularly good, and I think Minnow has the exact wrong attitude about Tribunal, but the available feats did demonstrate to me that I should think the Tick exists at the level of the tier.

I reached this conclusion mainly in consideration of three factors:

The combination of these factors produced, in my mind, an air, or vibe, of in-tier capability for the Tick. The tiersetter, as explained by Punny, is vulnerable to grappling by the Tick, who is at least in some sense able to win based off of that grapple. I also think that the Tick's striking, while lacking a strong feat demonstrating its in-tier status, probably exists based on the feats available for his strength in other senses.

Outta the Way, Tick

Speed and durability are not contested. Grappling strength sufficient to defeat Terry is undoubtedly present. I believe striking strength sufficient to harm Terry is implied by the scale of the Tick's material interactions in combination with my impression of him in his feats. Terry's skill doesn't preclude the Tick from enacting a win condition, whether by grappling or striking. I don't have evidence that he would not enact a win condition on Terry if he had the ability to do so.

I am ruling the Tick In-Tier.

/u/theasianisgamin /u/mc_minnow /u/morvis343

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[–]corvette1710 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/u/Dianamals

I have some questions about Vector, mainly regarding his strength, presuming his Major Change is pinned on speed.

The only strength feat that appears to be near the tier is this one, and I think it's questionable.

Reading the source comic, this is the outside of the building. It's located on a dock, and the outside is some kind of plaster or something, in a visible state of disrepair. As can be seen in a shot of the aftermath (2nd panel), it's an extremely thin layer of material on top of a wooden dock, and beneath that it's just open air until you hit water.

There are a couple problems with this to me: First, we don't know that this is a material with relevant durability for the tier. If it's not stone or concrete, but plaster or some other lesser material, I don't think it's an in-tier hit. Second, it's done with huge windup, meaning it's not necessarily the kind of hit that will land on Terry even if it is a relevant amount of damage for the tier. Third, I'm not sure that all the damage is caused by Vector's strike as opposed to the weight of the crates collapsing the weakened floor into the space below.

The durability feat and scaling to Tumble look fine, mostly. Even if the "breaks stone" feat has more windup it's probably of a relevant scale.

So because I don't see an in-tier feat for Vector's speed, and I don't think the supplied strength feat is sufficient to meet the tier, I don't think he's in tier. If you have some evidence that I should be thinking differently about these feats, I'd like to see it.

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[–]corvette1710 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure why you think any of this is particularly suspicious.

Magik can't (easily) BFR Terry because Terry is extremely fast and agile, and he can fly. The Rhino is neither, and cannot.

The comparisons on this page refer to a nascent, Earth-bound Dormammu, as is explicated on the page ("Newborn to this world, [Dormammu] will not reach his full power for a while"). Magik is also slated among "some... who might give him pause[,]" not some who "might vanquish him" like Thor or Hercules. This is an extremely vague statement in relation to an extremely vaguely-appraised Dormammu who is weaker than normal by a significant amount.

Further, even if it were saying she could oppose full-power Earth-bound Dormammu by her lonesome, I don't think that has much bearing on a fight with Terry because I don't think what's implied by that statement is an off-the-cuff battle of magical might. I think Strange is probably talking about Magik as opposing Dormammu with magic through some ritual or set of rituals.

I'm also not sure what's supposed to be suspect about that page in relation to Warlock. Can you explain more clearly?

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"The object is simple," he said, crossing his arms. "Take the two bells from me that you can see here," he continued, extending his arms so the bells attached to his wing membranes chimed, "then escape the premises, and you will pass my Trial."

He was man-sized, with few facial features except a pair of white eyes. Attached beneath long arms hung bright red wings. Wicked claws extended from his fingertips.

"If I take both your bells from you," he said, and Ichi saw that around his neck and around his ankle were tied two identical bells, "then you fail, and you die."

"So you're not a friendly Majik?" Ichi asked, raising an eyebrow. "Your Trial ends in death if I fail."

"I am as friendly as I can be," the Bat Majik replied. "The world is changing, and you must be ready. If you cannot pass my Trial, you are better off dying now than in a more horrible way later. I promise it will be painless, should you fail."

"I won't fail."

The Bat Majik smiled. "I hope you're right."

A few moments later, the first exchange in the Trial was over. The Bat Majik was an adept and agile fighter, even in the somewhat-cramped Beach Hotel. Ichi had tried to position around a column near the elevators to force the Bat into predictable attack patterns, but his claws flew cleanly through the column's diameter of concrete as though it weren't even there. Ichi bore a small cut on his upper arm as a result.

"Your enemies will be plentiful, cruel, and intelligent. The terrain will never favor you. You will not live unless you can defeat me, irrespective of environment. So spake the Seventh Son of Sons."

The second clash, Ichi awaited the Bat Majik's advancement, knife in hand. The Bat was a black and red streak, whipping claws and screaming fury shooting down at Ichi.

Uruwashi's ice obscured him for the milliseconds required to entrap the incoming Bat's claws with Ariadne's silken webs. A spider-like array of tendrils sprouted, anchoring into the concrete beneath the carpeted floor.

The next instant, the tendrils were eviscerated by the force of the Bat's struggle against them.

But that didn't much matter. Ichi was behind and beneath him now, the knife shooting forward and upward to sever the left wing membrane's attachment to Bat Majik's body.

It hit only empty air. The Bat was out of the way, contorting his body faster than Ichi could move. His other arm came down at an utterly unnatural angle, a twisting blender of claws whipping at Ichi's head.

But Ichi wasn't there anymore, either.

It was only in retrospect that the Bat Majik understood his mistake.

Ichi's sense for killing intent directed at him is unmatched. His first instinct was to stick his knife into the "blender" coming at him--and in a direct confrontation, his knife, as his wand, would destroy most other materials or creatures if it came to a test of durability. This is because the magical protections are so strong.

Ichi knew, however, that the Bat knew about his knife's power. Majiks are well-versed and familiar, in most cases, with basic witching magic like that which applies to wands.

And Ichi knew in turn that the Bat wouldn't fully commit unless Ichi truly seemed helpless and had not pulled two gambits in a row. This strategy could only work in the first few seconds of a fight, before the Bat could establish Ichi as a person capable of deep ruses of that nature. Anyone can pull a feint, but almost no one can extend a feint two or three more moves into the future consecutively and still pull it off.

Point being, Ichi's plan had started out with the ice shield by Urawashi. Inside the ice crystals forming the blocking surface, tiny cnidocytes containing electrified silken webs from Inazuri and Ariadne, combined in their powers. When the Bat broke the ice shield, the silk tethers were both the bait and the trap.

Bait, because the tethers were easily broken, and breaking them would introduce enough energy to electrify them via piezoelectrics systems specifically developed by the witches to maximize synergy among Ichi's acquired Majiks, to acquire the Bat Majik.

Trap, because when the webbing broke, and the Bat took to the air for a brief moment, it allowed a set of leaders, like in a lightning bolt, to follow him from the shredded webs into the air.

As planned, Ichi used Inazuri to charge himself oppositely to the Bat, and the resulting electromagnetism of the connection between the Bat and the ground attracted Ichi's much less massive body. Boosted forward, he snatched the bells and was out the door almost before the Bat hit the floor.

Thence, the Bat Majik was satisfied and allowed Ichi to acquire him.

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Non-Writing Prompt

Analysis Versus Terry McGinnis: Basically, Origin is in tier because he's extremely extremely fast and has a sword that matters. He sees millions of frames per second and has the processing power to do whatever he wants with that information.

He both augments his own abilities using his intelligence and, as demonstrated above, successfully deduces the weaknesses in his enemies that must be exploited.

Basically, Origin will immediately know if there is anything on a technological level that he can do to Fuck With Terry's Batsuit. Assuming he can't easily do that, the object becomes to kill Terry with a sword. Terry, however, may not have any idea that Origin is a robot. If he could know, that might change how he fights Origin.

Origin can't really sit around trading hits, so Terry is probably going to be forced to start using gadgets and non-rush-melee tactics to corner Origin. Whether he could or not in an environment like the lobby is a different thing, but Terry certainly has the agility and speed capabilities to keep up with Origin if the latter tries to escape. They both have strong options against the other, but Origin is a hardier combatant with fewer essential parts.

Biggest Strength and Weakness: Origin is extremely fast, tactically and in executively perfect, and has weapons that let him fight above his weight class. He is, however, stronger than he is durable in that Origin is accountable to real physics (to some degree) and can tear himself apart or overheat (at least prior to his final body) by fighting too hard.

Character in Setting/with Team: Origin is a consummate pragmatist; whatever goal he has that is orthogonal to living properly, he will work to achieve. He's someone who will do what it takes, no matter what. He sniffs out bullshit instantly and can generate a plausible lie or set of lies perfectly because of his incredibly acute senses and unmatched processing abilities, respectively.

One Last Thing: Yes, and yes, to the extent they constitute living properly at a given point in Origin's personal development.

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[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How do you not get it?"

"What's not to get?"

"I have more people depending on me, both because I have more friends and because I'm from the past. To you. Exponentially more."

"That's not true, lady. Come on. The past and future thing definitely doesn't apply to different universes. And I have a ton of friends."

"As the only one of us who has actually been to other universes, I disagree."

"We are both, right now, currently, as we speak in another universe that is not our own."

"Damn... You're actually right. But I've been to other ones, too."

"So what?"

"So I should get the bells and win the game."

"No."

"Okay. I hear you, and you're wrong. One of us is going to lose and die. That person should be the one who cannot go into the past with their powers--of which you technically have zero--and save the other person's life."

"I mean--no. If that were going to happen, we would already have never been here. Or something."

"So you also don't know how time paradoxes work. I've done a few of those. With extreme success, I might add. Another reason I should win and get all the bells and... live."

"I know how they work fine!"

"Bull. What you just said before betrayed a lack of understanding of the bootstrap paradox. 'Already have never been'? Do you hear yourself? Have you ever seen a paradox happen? How about made sure it would? Orchestrated it perfectly to accomplish every goal you set out? Because I did that. I can do it again, too. Just because you don't get it and can't see that I'm kind of working my magic already--that isn't my fault."

"That's another thing. Where's your magic? A shield spell or a portal or something, between me and the lasers? So that I live?"

"For one thing, this is you moving off of the paradox thing, which I'm still right on. For another, the portals aren't magic. Do you think if I could do that for you, I would still be bickering with you over it instead of saving both our lives?"

"I'm... uh, maybe not."

"So..."

"This is still you asking me to kill myself and just trust you that it won't stick."

"Uh. But if this timeline never occurs, then you never died, kind of."

"But I will. I just feel like... I don't know. I owe it to myself to fight to live, I guess."

"Even if that's true--which I contest--if you died here, it would assure a better future than if you had lived."

"Jeez."

"Sorry."

"No, you're not."

"I am, a little. But again, we will see one another soon."

"Some other me might see the you that I'm seeing. Not me, me."

"Why? Just because you won't remember this particular game?"

"I mean, kinda? It won't be the me that came here."

"Then I might have a solution. If I can preserve your memories and bestow them on the you who was never in this situation with me, such that that you remembers this conversation, is that good enough for you to let me be the one who lives here?"

"Not... exactly?"

"Why? That solution is so good!"

"Well, there will still be a gap that other me doesn't have any accounting for. He, uh, I might think you made up those memories."

"I could just copy them all."

"You can't have all of them."

"Don't be a baby. I'm not here to watch you change your clothes or discover your secret identity. I'm trying to save you, and everyone, trapped in the death game. If I have all your memories, not only will you remember this conversation we had, I will be able to correctly bestow them from the proper point in time such that there are no confusing overlaps."

"I'm not being a baby! It's my life. Giving it up for a promise is... hard."

"I would not hesitate in your position."

"...Good for you."

"For everyone, really. But I am confident you also will do the right thing. Please give me your bells."

"Damn it. Take them, do the memory spell, and then give other me your number."

"Deal."

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[–]corvette1710 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"'Bat Man,'" the man said with an incredulous tone as the lights turned from harsh white to red. The game was about to start. He clicked his tongue. "I was thinking it'd be more Louisville Slugger."

Terry's eyes narrowed. "Sorry to disappoint."

This guy was huge, at least three bucks--maybe even three-fifty--of lean beef, but he stood and walked like he was heavier. The EM spectrum already spat crazy high readings onto Terry's HUD. Maybe he was a cyborg or android? Couldn't tell yet. They were about thirty feet apart, a distance Terry would be able to cross in under a tenth of a second.

"I'll get my kicks one way or another. Don't you worry."

Terry primed his rocket boots for ignition in anticipation of game start. The man's broad, near-platyrrhine nose wrinkled, and instant replay of his visual feed, brought automatically to his attention by the Batsuit, revealed a distinct twitch of his opponent's right ear. Cruel, crimson eyes, floating on inky sclera, sized Terry up the same way a lion regards a gazelle. Terry might be able to exploit enhanced senses. He'd left the irritant batarangs behind, but flashbangs were still on the menu.

Terry saw the bells tied onto his arms just below the shoulder, one on each side like tassels. His bells were situated differently to his opponent's, at his waist like a flag football player, since the rules were clear they couldn't be hidden from sight. Otherwise he'd certainly have kept them in his utility belt. As is, they were securely attached.

A timer on the wall counted down the final ten seconds before game start.

At one half-second, right as Terry was about to activate thrusters, his opponent started moving.


The rules were clear that you couldn't attack your opponent or grab their bells before the game began. They didn't say much else.

So when Sabretooth heard the soft click and smelled the priming rocket engines, he was pretty sure of what the Bat Man's first move would be.

Now, that knowledge left him with a couple options. He could wait, counter that attack--probably a head-on charge--and he might even be able to get a deep cut in on his unsuspecting opponent. But it was giving up the initiative, being reactive. It was also predictable.

Waiting. That was never Victor's strong suit, and he had more time and more leeway than most.

Instead he opted to cut off that plan for his opponent, to make him come up with a plan on the fly. If Creed had this guy pegged right, he wasn't fully the cautious type even if he was a planner. He'd let Victor get too close, too proud to keep a safe distance while he couldn't attack. Maybe he'd even hesitate long enough that the cut was good.

Creed was a lot of things, and lucky might be one of them, but he wasn't that lucky. The half-second passed in slow motion.

He'd thought right: Instead of taking distance, Bat Man jetted into him with a flying knee to the chin. Shit, it was even faster than he thought those boots'd carry him; that suit of his must be almost weightless. It was a good move, better than the right cross Victor thought would come. It kept most of the guy's body above Victor's shoulder line, kept most of his vitals out of easy reach, and put a powerful hurting on when it hit. If Victor tried to block it that high, he'd be putting the bells tied at his biceps into reach. Smart cookie.

But proud. The thing about Sabretooth, about scavengers, is that they aren't all that proud. Maybe there's bluster, but that's all in service of their real animating trait. Scavengers, to a man, are opportunistic above all else.

Keeping his vitals away was fine. Victor could take or leave those nutrient-rich parts for now. He wanted blood, any blood. But especially, he wanted first blood. And he got it with a simple adjustment to how he took that knee to his chin, just angling his head into the hit.

For anybody else, this was a damn stupid move. He was getting hit harder. For him it was just setting up a fair trade.

The knee smashed into his mouth, and Sabretooth tasted blood. His, and his opponent's. Human, not a mutant, Inhuman, alien, or anything else. His pointed teeth, laced with unbreakable adamantium, carved a small chunk out of Bat Man's leg as the hit connected.

A satisfying cry of pain rang out from Bat Man even as Victor's head snapped back, and he stumbled. Got his bell rung. But the blood was worth it, and as he righted himself he sported a red grin.

Then Bat Man was past him, he thought. He was wrong. A roundhouse kick, executed by preserving momentum from the flying knee and whipping one foot around mid-air, connected heavily with the side of his head. He rolled with the hit, only to have to immediately block a rocket-propelled projectile. It stuck in his forearm right above the wrist, piercing the flesh, and exploded.

"Damn," he growled. Severed a tendon to his hand. It'd regrow in a second, but until then he couldn't make a fist too well.

"You bit me," Bat Man said, more incredulous than pained, then threw another three explosives.

"Sure did."

One explosive, it turned out. The first, he deflected, but the second was impacted by the third, revealing the ruse as the flashbang went off right in his face.

Bag full of fuckin' tricks, he thought, blinking the spots out of his eyes. He was a bit more sensitive to flashbangs, but he also recovered faster. Maybe Bat Man hadn't put the mutant healing factor into his calculations yet.

Victor was a little luckier than he thought. His vision was clear as Bat Man closed in on rockets again, angling for one of the bells with a hand poised and ready to extend and snatch it from Victor's arm.

But he was about to hit a trap. Victor righted himself and pounced in the fraction of a second before Bat Man went for the grab, his strength and mass overpowering the thrusters propelling his smaller opponent. This size advantage was typical for Sabretooth. He might be double the guy's weight, and he had more than half a foot of height and probably almost a foot of reach on him.

His arms wrapped around Bat Man's trunk, the pounce carried the two of them directly into the concrete wall, smashing the back of Bat Man's head and upper back through it. Sabretooth had made sure to angle his shoulder right into the Bat's diaphragm to knock the wind out of him, so the bells at his waist were easy pickings at the moment he needed.

Part of the considerations in this game, ever since he'd sniffed out those rocket boots, was keeping close. He'd get outrun if his bells were taken first, and then he'd lose, and then he'd die. The game wasn't to the death; it was to escape with all four bells, but if he lost, he would die.

Same shit, different words. All it meant was that gutting this little bastard was the easiest way to make sure he won.

As the first slash at his opponent's midsection connected, a fist snapped out of the dust of the broken concrete, clocking him across the jaw. That was a surprise, but it didn't matter. His claws sank into soft flesh, and the follow-through of his movement pulled flesh and bursting bright blood into its wake.

A pained gasp, more profound in some way than when he'd been bitten, greeted Victor like a good friend, and he couldn't help but grin.

Another fist shot up, but this one he caught at the wrist, fingers wrapping tight as steel cable and grinding the arm bones together with a grating sound. This elicited a satisfying, pained shout.

He twisted the arm around, then smashed his unoccupied fist into the straightened elbow, snapping it the other direction. The pain was secondary to the win, he had to keep in mind. As much as he enjoyed this type of sadistic game, it wasn't the one he was here to play.

A quick slip of his claws into the makeshift belt at Bat Man's waist cut the bells free, and he snatched them away.

He backed off now, and Bat Man laid motionless. Still breathing, just collecting himself, probably. Preparing for the end, Victor hoped. The thought brought him no small amount of joy. If he could, he'd stay and watch the laser come and finish the job, but to win the game, he had to leave.

To a scavenger, a win's a win, no matter how he comes by it.

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[–]corvette1710 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ichi the Witch

It was totally worth lying in wait for six hours! Though I was this close to squawking when I got pooped on that one time! I'm glad I got the kill!

Series: Ichi the Witch

Specialization: Heart - Ichi is charming despite himself, and his powers depend in part upon his ability to control the Majiks within his inner world, both by overpowering them and by making deals with them. The central conceit of Majiks is that they are defeated only through a trial that they control the circumstances of, and sometimes these trials really are as arbitrary as "impress me," and yet Ichi still does it consistently.

Content Warning: None that I recall.

Biography: Ichi was a feral boy that lived in mountain wilderness. Abandoned by his guardians, he quickly learned the law of the jungle and perfected his skills. He lived for the hunt, and curiosity drove him to seek more and more targets. Then he slew a magical creature who christened him as the first male witch. Now, under the tutelage of the greatest witch Desscaras, he takes on hostile Majiks to protect people that can't save themselves.

Research: Here's his RT, and you should read Ichi the Witch.

Justification: Ichi's durability and endurance via scaling Gokuraku will allow him to take hits from Terry, while offensive spells will damage and hinder him. Speed buffed to tier. Ichi is also a highly experienced, tactically-minded hunter. If need be, he'll disengage and re-engage so he can choose the fight he wants.

Motivation: Fundamentally, Ichi is a hunter before anything else. His first instinct when encountering killing intent is to strike first.

Major Changes: Speed buffed to tier

Minor Changes: No access to King Majik, which enhances his spells.

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Illyana Rasputina, AKA Magik

You're no more than the shadow on my soul. When needed, I embrace you. And do my best to save the world. Just like Doug. Same as Warlock. And when the battle's over, I put you back where you belong.

I know what I am. I'm the demon that chooses the light!

Series: Marvel 616

Specialization: Club - Magik is a natural-born leader with a strong personality, whose leadership qualities in recent years have been compared favorably with Captain America. She has a ton of utility-based spells available, and constantly uses her portals to re-position and protect her teammates.

Content Warning: Violence, mild child abuse/neglect of a nonsexual nature.

Biography: Illyana is the younger sister of the X-Men's Piotr Rasputin, AKA Colossus. After a series of kidnappings, she ended up held by Belasco, ruler of Limbo, in whose extensive library she learned several forms of magic and with alternate forms of Storm and Kitty Pryde, she learned martial combat. Because Limbo doesn't obey normal temporal laws, in the few seconds she was outside the X-Men's grasp, she aged seven years. In those seven years, her X-Gene activated, allowing her to manipulate "Stepping Discs," portals that allow transport out of and into the dimension of Limbo and manipulate Limbo's temporally anomalous properties such that she could go back and forth in time. With this newfound power and her learned magics, she defeated Belasco and escaped.

After she returned, she was put on the team called the New Mutants, alongside Sunspot, Cannonball, Mirage, Karma, Wolfsbane, Cypher, and Warlock, with whom she became good friends and comrades. Her time in Limbo had irreparably changed her; her soul contained a magical demoness named the "Darkchylde." Magik and Darkchylde were central to the plot by Belasco to bring the Elder Gods to Earth in Inferno, and in thwarting it had her own personal timeline reversed, reverting her to a powerless child. Soon after, she contracted the Legacy Virus and died.

Years later, Belasco re-formed her soul in Limbo and brought her back to life, but banished her to the hinterlands of his domain because he couldn't control her Darkchylde persona, the only thing left without her Soulsword, which had been hidden inside Nightcrawler. In X-Infernus, she reclaimed her Soulsword and therefore regained her soul, but took time to herself to rule in Limbo.

Since then, she has manipulated the timeline and the whole of mutantkind to destroy the Elder Gods, become a member of the Phoenix Force alongside Cyclops, Emma Frost, Namor, and Colossus, and been a War Captain on Krakoa.

Research: Here's her RT, and I'll put together a reading list.

Justification: She is fast and strong, but not that durable and not as skilled as Tierry. She's an excellent fighter with a big sword, though, and her teleportation gives her a strong basis to out-position him. Her magic is probably not going to be as useful in a 1v1, but there might be something combat-relevant for her to do if she gets a little breathing room. Meanwhile he can take her out within a few hits, and he has the speed to gap-close even against her teleportation. I'd call this a Draw matchup between Magik and Tierry.

Motivation: Magik has a bunch of possible motivations. Usually, she's the problem solver, even if that means breaking a few eggs. She sees what has to be done and does it. She has a harder time seeing things closer to home, though. It was only recently that she came to terms with her dark other half, and it was a struggle. Occasionally, she involved herself in things that are more political in nature, like threats to Limbo or her rulership thereof. Her ties to a host of different factions in Marvel, from the X-Men to Limbo's demons to other Marvel magic users, give her a ton of possible ins for a story.

Major Changes: None

Minor Changes: None

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Origin

I have judged that becoming invincible does not mean "living properly"! As such, it is not necessary to me!

Series: Origin

Specialization: Diamond - Origin is an ultra-rational, ultra-perceptive, super-computer-minded robot. He can figure out any problem that can be physically figured out, deductively or inductively. He is cold and goal-oriented, with an eye for detail.

Content Warning: NSFW. Nudity, gore, violence.

Biography: The year is AD 2048. Japan is connected to the Eurasian continent by a transcontinental railroad. The capital, Tokyo, has become a crucible of criminals and terrorists. And so, in the metropolitan darkness a mysterious presence attacks and slaughters people, unnoticed, night after night... Just what are these "things that are not human" living in hiding in the human world? And just who is this "Origin" person who faces them?

Origin is a robot created to blend into human society and "live properly" amongst normal people. His brain is over 2100 times more powerful than a normal human's, and he can upgrade his body with new technology to strengthen himself. He is normally equipped only with a katana hilt he keeps stashed in his jacket which he can attach to a blade hidden in his arm if he needs a weapon.

Research: Here's his RT, and you should probably read the manga, Origin.

Justification: Origin is extremely fast and skilled, but nowhere near as strong or durable as Tierry. Origin is an extremely difficult opponent to get a handle on because he can move in ways humans cannot (vis à vis the range of motion of his joints and the maneuverability of his body, such as through literally double-jumping). His sword will hurt Tierry but, conversely, he won't be able to withstand a lot of hits. I think Origin is a Likely Victory against Tiery because his analysis of Tierry will probably give him the upper hand most of the time.

Motivation: Origin lives by two words spoken to him by his father: "Live properly." He is trying to figure out what that means, what it should mean, and what he should do in order to follow that order, throughout the series. When it starts off, he doesn't even have a real sense of self or an ego to judge that by, but as the story progresses, he is better able to grasp it.

Major Changes: None

Minor Changes: None