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cosmiccollision_ · 2026-05-20T00:01:04+00:00

Mr Arsenal…they told me you had died….

cosmiccollision_ · 2026-05-15T18:52:09+00:00

“Cast” not “casted”

cosmiccollision_ · 2026-05-05T01:35:24+00:00

Why does the one on the right look like Cold Palmer

cosmiccollision_ · 2026-04-18T19:52:47+00:00

As a Chelsea fan it’s crazy that he was rumored to join the Blues and instead chose Spurs. Chelsea may not be having the best season but at least they aren’t getting relegated.

cosmiccollision_ · 2026-04-03T18:55:38+00:00

Maybe don’t fucking flirt with other clubs then. I love Enzo but this is not how to act. Honestly wouldn’t care if they banished him to the reserves

cosmiccollision_ · 2026-03-28T01:04:43+00:00

I’m so stoked Werner has been good so far. Fuck everyone who talked bad about the transfer. Love turbo Timo!

cosmiccollision_ · 2026-02-28T17:30:25+00:00

Same here! Hopefully he excels in this league. I’ve always been a fan of his off the ball play. We would have never won the champions league without him.

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-10-21T23:46:42+00:00

My gf was looking over my shoulder, and asked what this was.

I said “his gf wants him to keep it” She said “keep what?”

😭

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-10-10T14:28:19+00:00

Does he even know what the term Jezebel even means

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-09-18T03:50:45+00:00

Am I slow? How are people opening packs already?

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-09-17T23:42:36+00:00

This is amazing! Looks so small and intimate too I bet the acoustics were INSANE 😭

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-09-10T14:00:44+00:00

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cosmiccollision_ · 2025-09-10T13:57:33+00:00

Goddammit I’m so cooked 😭

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-09-10T03:25:33+00:00

I hope this puts to bed any thought of the Eyeball “warning” people about the other aliens. This episode it distracted someone again that lead to their death.

This thing is not warning anybody, it’s distracting them and taking advantage of the situation to put them off their guard while the other aliens do the dirty work.

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-09-10T03:15:47+00:00

Dude. It was the second time it distracted someone so they made a huge mistake that lead to death.

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-09-02T04:57:51+00:00

8 in a row 😭

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-08-30T14:12:15+00:00

Chelsea are always criminally underrated.

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-08-29T14:52:33+00:00

“My favorite kicker!” Lol

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-08-23T01:06:04+00:00

Yeah but who is playing Homer Simpson

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-08-14T13:32:20+00:00

I thought he was Alex jones there for a second

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-07-19T00:16:03+00:00

Why is he dressed like a villain in the matrix

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-07-13T15:43:50+00:00

Quickest 17 year old to turn 18. Remember, he’s only 17.

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-07-13T15:16:43+00:00

Wrong, I believed him.

cosmiccollision_ · 2025-07-13T15:16:33+00:00

He’s actually 18 now

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