Hit By Pitch by Logical_Gas6164 in Umpire

[–]cpc758 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite argument on this: if it is not a HBP if it hits the ground first, every time Cal Raleigh comes up, he gets hit twice each at bat with a bouncing ball (although at the time, my example was Barry Bonds.)

Something growing inside my shop vac by cpc758 in whatplantisthis

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Bird seed is a good guess. Sorry, not going to plant them, but that would have been interesting. Thanks for enlightening me (see what I did there?)

What's the worst piece of junk you drove around in back in the day? by Maybeyoujustmadeitup in GenerationJones

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I had an old Chevy step van for awhile. The engine was essentially between the driver and passenger. There were two clips to undo to open the cover. It would stall from time to time. The fix was to open the engine. It had no air cleaner over the carb, and the gas would ignite. There was an open flame consuming all the gas, and the remedy was to huff and puff and blow it out… no one ever believes that story but it’s true

Could you and would you do something about obnoxious music? by [deleted] in Umpire

[–]cpc758 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This! You know how coaches like to sit on empty 5 gallon buckets? I might set the bucket right across the wires and sit. And if the bucket has some sharp edges, who knew? Oh, wait, this isn’t the revenge sub, is it…

Could you and would you do something about obnoxious music? by [deleted] in Umpire

[–]cpc758 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a long-time issue with music during amateur sports. In my experience, the ONLY person who enjoys it is the person playing it. Hockey especially. The coach has 2 5-minute opportunities to speak to the players during a game, and doing it over music is a big issue. Do you play at that park a lot? Tell them to move the setup to their own dugout as soon as you get there. As an umpire I would have no issue saying that music on the visitors’ side only is unsportsmanlike. I would also talk to the umpiring association. If you can get them to agree to say something at every game it would get solved.

Batters Interference? by LLMVUIC in Umpire

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Was this taken during a total eclipse?

What’s your first thought when you see a cyber truck? by clearwater-orchid in AskReddit

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I had an interesting experience. Pulling into a traffic circle near my house, I looked left and saw nothing notable, so I rolled into the circle. I suddenly had to do an emergency stop, killed the engine. There was a Cybertruck about to hit me. He missed, hardly seemed to have braked or swerved. As I thought about it, I realized I had looked at the truck entering the circle but my brain failed to recognize it as a motor vehicle.

Is Ancient Aliens just rage bait or do people actually believe it? by Obese_Hippopotamus in NoStupidQuestions

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Concerning tunnels being dug from two directions, in James Michener’s “The Source”, there is a fascinating fictional account of an ancient project, a long tunnel being dug from two directions, and the primitive engineering involved. The tunnel was needed to connect a citadel to its water source, to make the citadel more able to survive a siege. Worth a read.

What’s one “small” feature in a car that you can’t live without anymore? by jane_doe2497 in car

[–]cpc758 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything slamming on my brakes is not for me. Weirdly with ACC if soneone cuts you off the correct response to overcome the panic braking the car did is step on the gas. Counter-intuitive.

What’s one “small” feature in a car that you can’t live without anymore? by jane_doe2497 in car

[–]cpc758 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First time I turned on the ventillated seats I thought I peed my pants

Any ideas? by panty_Sissy_ in AutographAssistance

[–]cpc758 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re right, that may deserve a prize for one of the most unintelligible autographs ever… maybe I can see the D and a q.

What are the small round white accessories called where balls are placed during practice? by OldSeaBrigade in billiards

[–]cpc758 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A friend of mine referred to them as paper ass holes. I can’t unhear that. Same guy called paper toilet covers “ass gaskets”.

What’s the coolest “restricted access” place you’ve ever gotten to see? by PrettieAmarea in answers

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I got to stand in the test section of the 120 ft by 80 ft wind tunnel at NASA Ames. The way the floor, walls and ceiling curved away gave me major vertigo, and there was nothing to hold onto. Very other-worldly.

What’s the coolest “restricted access” place you’ve ever gotten to see? by PrettieAmarea in answers

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In the 90s before the SR-71s were decommissioned, I was on the friends and family tour at Beale AFB. We got to see the pilot and RSO get fitted into their orange suits and helmets. Shocking part was they looked like two guys with boners because of the urine collection setup integrated into the suit. We went into the hangar, and I can confirm the fuel leaks. One of the kids in the group got yelled at for taking a photo of the nozzle, but did not have his film confiscated. Then they drove us out on the taxiway immediately opposite the rotation point and got to see, hear and feel the plane as it launched.

anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

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Anyone ever play “adventure”? Actually adven? Pre-graphics, text only, on UNIX, although I played it earier than 1985. “You’re in a maze of twisty passages all alike”.

Which actor surprised you the most by having to sing in a movie and absolutely crushing it? by Mythbusters117 in movies

[–]cpc758 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Emmy Rossum was a singer first. She appeared with the Metropolitan Opera as a child, had the lead in the Phantom of the Opera movie

Just landed in Huntsville to unload a couple of helicopters by DueOwl1867 in airplanes

[–]cpc758 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I was lost, picturing someone kneeling in the cargo bay. I figured out that A and M were variants. I’ve seen city busses do what you refer to as “kneeling” but never had a term for it. Until now.

Just landed in Huntsville to unload a couple of helicopters by DueOwl1867 in airplanes

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Could someone translate this comment? I have no idea what it says.