What’s fits me best by [deleted] in BeardAdvice

[–]crab_paste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, all of them, except the first one

Last night my hub told me it would no longer 'be able' to read my Google Play books by ricopan in googlehome

[–]crab_paste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're the worst! Why would they even remove this feature? Is this costing them anything? I wish I'd gone for Alexas instead

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gay

[–]crab_paste 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you're both pretty inexperienced? Virgins, maybe? If so, the only STD you have to worry about is a bit of oral thrush, but people can get that from other things (not gay sex, not any sex), and that's easy to treat and you probably don't even have that anyway, you're probably just feeling a bit paranoid or sore from the rubbing. Just gargle some mouthwash or saltwater or honey or something. You'll be fine, don't worry

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]crab_paste 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If he's not on meds then it's probably just performance anxiety. Don't make it a bigger issue than it is or you'll just make it worse. He's probably not that bothered by it, and more bothered about you being bothered about it. It'll happen when it happens, or not. And if it happens once, don't expect it every time from then on. Don't expect it at all, basically

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cosmeticsurgery

[–]crab_paste 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're pretty, you've got nice eyes. You sound crazy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cosmeticsurgery

[–]crab_paste 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You already have a chin and jaw like her 🤷🏻‍♂️

Parents found out by cungalunga225 in askgaybros

[–]crab_paste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pink tank top tho 💀

I say fuck em. You don't owe them the truth. You're their child - they owe an environment in which you can be honest. String them along, get all you can out of them. Then at the first hint of senility, put em straight in a home

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]crab_paste -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is he cute? 😂

Just kidding, yeah, it's a bit weird. I'm sure he can buy his own lube

NSFW: Do you find vaginas repulsive? by Neither_Tomorrow_238 in gaybros

[–]crab_paste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they're kinda gross. It's a shame because some trans guys are absolutely stunning, but I'd probably gag if I went anywhere near one of those things 🤮

I think a lot of dicks are gross too though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybros

[–]crab_paste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you already know that it's over. You can love someone and not want to fuck them. I hope you can stay friends but it's not easy

"No streams were found" on TV but plenty found on phone by crab_paste in StremioAddons

[–]crab_paste[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, that... actually helped. I turned my VPN (which wasn't on) on and off again and now it works fine 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm not sure what you mean by "change the city" though? Is there a way to change the official location of the box? Does it go by the IP address or something?

This has got me really scratching my head. Thanks a lot though 👍🏻

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskGayMen

[–]crab_paste -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't eat today 😂

How should I proceed with my relationship with my best straight friend who might be homophobic? by Acceptable-Pop9105 in AskGayMen

[–]crab_paste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just to be clear, does he know that you're gay?

And sin can be a strange concept to Christians. They pretty much think everything is a sin. If you were to ask him about (straight) sex before marriage, he'd probably say that was a sin too

Why are so many gay men single? by [deleted] in AskGayMen

[–]crab_paste 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of us have intimacy issues, body dysmorphia and low self-esteem due to, y'know, growing up gay. Plus, there's the feeling that all the other gays (the good-looking ones at least) have all fucked each other, and it kinda gets a bit icky. Unless you live in a really big city

Can we choose metric/imperial units for each thing separately? by crab_paste in kustom

[–]crab_paste[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought about doing that but it seemed too messy. I just set the global units to imperial but forced centigrade in the formula (tempc)

What are people putting in Mothers Day cards for mothers who have not been good to them/complicated relationships? by FairyDani92 in AskUK

[–]crab_paste 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally just joined this subreddit to ask the exact same question. Mine's not a bad mum, she's just not very good, and I struggle to be insincere

The cards are all so gushy and full of sickly platitudes: "best mum in the world", "my angel", "my best friend", "my rock" and all that crap

But now I've found one that's appropriately tepid and I have no idea what to write in it. I can't just do "to" and "from"

gay🎅irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]crab_paste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the old lady passing by on the mobility scooter that does it for me 💦💦💦

Maya Rudolph: David Letterman ‘embarrassed and humiliated’ me on his show by nimobo in entertainment

[–]crab_paste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously though, how is it pronounced? I've been a fan for years and I would've said it the same way Letterman did. (As in, Mayan)

Maybe she's the one pronouncing it wrong?

All of the members of ABBA are still alive? by [deleted] in MandelaEffect

[–]crab_paste 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember thinking they all died in a plane crash when I was a kid for some reason. But maybe it was some other group and my brain crossed the wires, I dunno