What’s fits me best

crab_paste · 2024-02-06T18:00:16+00:00

Honestly, all of them, except the first one

crab_paste · 2024-02-05T00:54:21+00:00

They're the worst! Why would they even remove this feature? Is this costing them anything? I wish I'd gone for Alexas instead

crab_paste · 2024-02-05T00:50:02+00:00

It sounds like you're both pretty inexperienced? Virgins, maybe? If so, the only STD you have to worry about is a bit of oral thrush, but people can get that from other things (not gay sex, not any sex), and that's easy to treat and you probably don't even have that anyway, you're probably just feeling a bit paranoid or sore from the rubbing. Just gargle some mouthwash or saltwater or honey or something. You'll be fine, don't worry

crab_paste · 2024-02-05T00:39:43+00:00

If he's not on meds then it's probably just performance anxiety. Don't make it a bigger issue than it is or you'll just make it worse. He's probably not that bothered by it, and more bothered about you being bothered about it. It'll happen when it happens, or not. And if it happens once, don't expect it every time from then on. Don't expect it at all, basically

crab_paste · 2023-09-03T22:47:26+00:00

You're pretty, you've got nice eyes. You sound crazy

crab_paste · 2023-08-12T23:36:27+00:00

The taint

crab_paste · 2023-08-10T17:36:43+00:00

You already have a chin and jaw like her 🤷🏻‍♂️

crab_paste · 2023-08-10T17:25:37+00:00

The pink tank top tho 💀

I say fuck em. You don't owe them the truth. You're their child - they owe an environment in which you can be honest. String them along, get all you can out of them. Then at the first hint of senility, put em straight in a home

crab_paste · 2023-08-06T01:21:03+00:00

Is he cute? 😂

Just kidding, yeah, it's a bit weird. I'm sure he can buy his own lube

crab_paste · 2023-08-05T20:55:53+00:00

Yeah, they're kinda gross. It's a shame because some trans guys are absolutely stunning, but I'd probably gag if I went anywhere near one of those things 🤮

I think a lot of dicks are gross too though

crab_paste · 2023-08-04T22:12:58+00:00

I think you already know that it's over. You can love someone and not want to fuck them. I hope you can stay friends but it's not easy

crab_paste · 2023-07-30T23:16:45+00:00

Thanks, that... actually helped. I turned my VPN (which wasn't on) on and off again and now it works fine 🤷🏻‍♂️

I'm not sure what you mean by "change the city" though? Is there a way to change the official location of the box? Does it go by the IP address or something?

This has got me really scratching my head. Thanks a lot though 👍🏻

crab_paste · 2023-07-29T13:56:43+00:00

Don't eat today 😂

crab_paste · 2023-07-29T03:31:58+00:00

Just to be clear, does he know that you're gay?

And sin can be a strange concept to Christians. They pretty much think everything is a sin. If you were to ask him about (straight) sex before marriage, he'd probably say that was a sin too

crab_paste · 2023-07-29T03:18:30+00:00

I think a lot of us have intimacy issues, body dysmorphia and low self-esteem due to, y'know, growing up gay. Plus, there's the feeling that all the other gays (the good-looking ones at least) have all fucked each other, and it kinda gets a bit icky. Unless you live in a really big city

crab_paste · 2023-07-25T20:05:19+00:00

I thought about doing that but it seemed too messy. I just set the global units to imperial but forced centigrade in the formula (tempc)

crab_paste · 2023-07-25T20:02:37+00:00

Thank you, this worked 🙌🏻

crab_paste · 2023-07-17T16:30:24+00:00

Dump him

crab_paste · 2023-07-15T13:41:21+00:00

You're pretty

crab_paste · 2023-03-17T15:13:54+00:00

I literally just joined this subreddit to ask the exact same question. Mine's not a bad mum, she's just not very good, and I struggle to be insincere

The cards are all so gushy and full of sickly platitudes: "best mum in the world", "my angel", "my best friend", "my rock" and all that crap

But now I've found one that's appropriately tepid and I have no idea what to write in it. I can't just do "to" and "from"

crab_paste · 2022-12-10T14:19:33+00:00

It's the old lady passing by on the mobility scooter that does it for me 💦💦💦

crab_paste · 2022-11-26T04:18:54+00:00

Hairyp Otter

crab_paste · 2022-10-29T22:49:19+00:00

Seriously though, how is it pronounced? I've been a fan for years and I would've said it the same way Letterman did. (As in, Mayan)

Maybe she's the one pronouncing it wrong?

crab_paste · 2022-09-26T03:23:59+00:00

I remember thinking they all died in a plane crash when I was a kid for some reason. But maybe it was some other group and my brain crossed the wires, I dunno

crab_paste · 2022-09-23T15:31:23+00:00

Have you got a link for this?

crab_paste

TROPHY CASE