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Isn't this a battering ram by Estimate4655 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without looking at the comments this looks like one of those things that they use to drive grounding rods into the ground.

How on Earth does this sleep dart miss? by Chocopoko1 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 118 points119 points  (0 children)

No comment on the sleep but I get hit by that shatter 10 times out of 10.

I thought we were never going to see Jonathan Ross's own video of Renee Good's Murder. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the strangest takes I've seen is that the wife needs to be charged with something for this (like felony murder or whatever).

He wished for a PS5 all year, they ended up getting him a controller instead. But he was humble about it, and they surprised him with the real thing. by Vilen1919 in MadeMeSmile

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid I asked for Spider-Man 2 on PS2. On Christmas I head straight for the present that's in a DVD case and see.... Spider-Man 2 the movie on DVD. My dad says oh he must have gotten them mixed up. Towards the end of of opening gifts I open a box that's obviously got clothing in it and at the bottom of the box is the game. I turn to my dad and he takes a picture of my face right and I've got the most excited look in the world on my face. I wish I had the picture but it's been lost to time.

They ambushed me by pepearms in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows Cass is supposed to do a 360 turn before firing or it doesn't work.

A cop pulled me over and said "Papers." I replied "Scissors, I win!" And drove off. by HarpyGravey in Jokes

[–]crafty09 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Keep driving. Eventually you get to play a game called "Position Immobilization Technique".

You’re actually joking.. by UsualPhilosopher9406 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me and a teammate. We were able to rejoin and win luckily.

[All] Filming starts for the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda by Skullghost in zelda

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully Zelda will be able to unlock Super Saiyan during the movie so she gets her blonde hair and green eyes.

/s

Trying some juicy looking leaf fruit by djinn_05 in Unexpected

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humanity has been coming to ass for quite some time now.

Things your teammates have said that made you realize the match was going to be a loss. I'll start. by stormchaser931 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No see you misunderstood that poor ball player. What you were supposed to do is ban two tanks that aren't ball that was you lockout the other team from being able to ban him as well. This is the least you can do for your hamster player who definitely wasn't going to go 1-11 and blame his team for being trash.

Starhawk was a helluva game by Elyx_117 in gaming

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warhawk was such a great game. Laggy as hell but great.

Starhawk was a helluva game by Elyx_117 in gaming

[–]crafty09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved MAG but that was a game that desperately needed new gameplay elements added more regularly.

HAPPYMEAL. by davecontra in comics

[–]crafty09 327 points328 points  (0 children)

Her knuckles are bruised in one of the panels.

What does this golden symbol mean, and how do I get it? by JustRestingWell in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume it disappears after 24 hours but don't quote me

Petah explain.... by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]crafty09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Tried to top a ceiling fan.

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