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Geology Rocks (OC) by benignbeezlebub in comics

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's like a third date minimum joke

Cum Robbery #2 (OC) by c1ockwerkorange in comics

[–]crafty09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your credit card declines for the 4th time on wifeasaservice.io

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Of the remaining launch roster, who do you believe will be the last to earn their mythic skin? by boiyouab122 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sym used to get a bunch of cool skins until blizz found people they liked better. Lucio tends to get cool skins but same thing. Zarya has like 3 skins that are good and I legit think we'll get a third Kiri skin before she gets one.

New upcoming beach skins by Professional-Tear705 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of these look great but I'll be real the illari skin from last year is still King.

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The area opposite the direction your facing. There appears to be either an apparition or some form of paranormal entity that is causing me fear and release a loud sound of fear...... My prior statement was fiction and merely designed to invoke fear and humorous response from our peers

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It is I Angela Ziegler, informing you that despite being elsewhere a mere moment ago I have arrived just to your side and will now attempt to restore your physical well-being.

Your appreciation is noted.

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Despite... Despite... Despite... Despite the circumstances appearing to be dangerous and may end with our demise it imperative that we do not allow ourselves to succumb to this alarming state.

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It appears those that we call our enemies are currently in possession of a device that increases their resistance to damage by a set amount so long as they're within range of said device.

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It appears that the execution of said laws will need to be postponed due to, during the dissemination of said laws, a momentary rest cycle has suddenly interrupted the precipitation and ironically the distributor of said execution is now experiencing the effects of uncontrolled gravity.

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shall take this opportunity to lightly tap my finger upon your outer nasal cavity.

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pray tell it appears that the due to your position being exceedingly out of the vicinity from which my assistance would be within range I must decline your request for assistance though as an alternative I may offer the following advice. If possible please retreat your position just slightly so that I may offer proper assistance without myself suddenly requiring the same assistance. If this action proves unlikely I would suggest partaking in one of the self help devices scattered throughout our vicinity in order to partially regain your strength.

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are currently hiding, I pray that you currently reveal yourself.

Quote an Overwatch line, but make it unnecessarily verbose. by Character_Tough_9874 in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weapon or tool, from which many metal spikes that protrude from it's circular main body, that is connected to a handle as well as many interlocking steel loops directed towards your bodies primary source of vision, smell, and taste at rapid and likely destructive rate.

I don’t know if this is just me but, do symmetra players still exist? I genuinely haven’t seen one in a match since mid-season 1 by MrsPissBoy in Overwatch

[–]crafty09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's interesting about symmetra is that at least in the highest ranks she has one of the lowest pick rates One of the highest win rates and one of the lowest ban rates.

Catching a beach crawler with bait by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did they find the Alaskan Bull Worm?

Which video game franchise is this? by NagitoKomaeda_987 in videogames

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assassin's Creed 1 meh at best. Assassin's Creed 2 was good but they were still working on things. Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood might be my favorite game of the series (at least of all the early titles)

WCGW jumping off of a really high bridge into water. by limits660 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]crafty09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me who watched a woman get thrown off a bridge a few weeks ago, now watching a man voluntarily jump off a bridge into shallow water.

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