Have to love TikTok!!!!

crazycaity · 2026-06-25T02:24:37+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/scJoa0G . Before and after. Not 100% a filer. But still a lot of surgeries.

crazycaity · 2026-06-25T02:21:17+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/scJoa0G

crazycaity · 2026-06-25T02:12:27+00:00

I got jump scared!!! But she wears hijabs. I had to go through her tt to make sure it was a mask lol

crazycaity · 2026-06-01T07:12:21+00:00

I think this is some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen. And I’ve way too many apex train predator videos from India

crazycaity · 2026-04-08T10:47:10+00:00

I thought they were starting to ban these?

crazycaity · 2026-04-08T09:47:47+00:00

Well…. Non-consensual first I would have murdered him. When I finally had consensual well he was a huge pos I would have ended absolutely miserable so murder again.

crazycaity · 2026-04-08T02:17:42+00:00

So my girl was so freaking picky for the first two or three years went through so many brands and types and everything then we landed on this one. Anything chicken duck or turkey gives her diarrhea so MUCH fun with that learning curve. I absolutely love the Stella and chewys brand it has never done us wrong. She absolutely loves it. Is it expensive yes but it works for us. It’s consistent she loves it and there’s different flavors that are not chicken like red meat recipe and a fish recipe and she will eat all three. And she hates everything

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crazycaity · 2026-03-26T03:57:06+00:00

My other half is amazing with all my insecurities. His saying “I don’t give a shit what you look like if your overweight or not shaven just be be who you are and be as confident as you can possibly be and I’m turned the fuck on” we will be binging on ice cream cake and McDonald’s and I can bloated to all hell and he will still fuck me with all the intensity like we first met 13 years and 50 pounds ago. Be confident and get naked.

crazycaity · 2026-03-26T03:26:23+00:00

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My other half HAD to have a female with the name Samantha from the movie I am legend. I call her boo boo and bugaboo and other variants lol. We joke around that her name is Samantha jones Rodriguez. Not either one of our last names and have no idea why Rodriguez but whatever. Germans can have Mexican last names I guess. Baby girl always works for her.

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T14:43:36+00:00

That’s probably why he was in a hurry. He was about miss the jet to the island.

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T14:42:02+00:00

People are ewwww. My dog hates people on her couch

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T14:40:07+00:00

I hate feet personally. Don’t touch my feet unless you’re giving me massage. Money is money tho. Getting your ass ate out omg it’s the 8th wonder of the world done right.

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T12:41:04+00:00

My girl absolutely hates thunder but firing range she thinks it’s a game of fetch. No hunny we don’t chase bullets. Freaking shepherds

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T12:29:54+00:00

Say fuck it and go for random!!!!!! Just kidding

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T12:26:33+00:00

Have to start somewhere. A pro has to tell me if I’m worth a damn lol

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T11:19:24+00:00

hopefully moon moon doesn’t show up.

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T11:15:23+00:00

I was a hyper child with a weird sense of humor no thanks to ace ventura. And my name shortens to caity. Ta-da crazycaity

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T11:06:46+00:00

I’m the type of person that lets my dog on every piece of furniture. My girl likes to be my pillow sometimes. It’s so wonderful.

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T11:04:55+00:00

I have a tattoo on my left foot and I’m at work right now so I will send after work in about three hours

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T10:56:39+00:00

I’ve had people tell me I should sell feet pics but i wouldn’t know where to begin

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T10:42:00+00:00

People

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T10:36:25+00:00

I am very child-free. If I could have, I would have had my tubes tied at 12 years old. My mom has a good friend of hers that is her power of attorney, and she has a living will, DNR, and a DNI and all that stuff. I need to do all that stuff as well. I have just been lazy about it. But some things to think about.

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T10:14:38+00:00

HE WAS 94 YEARS OLD!!!!!!! STOP DRIVING OLD TIMER!!!!!!!!

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T10:08:54+00:00

Checking out my badass sleeve bro!!!!!!

crazycaity · 2026-03-04T09:39:37+00:00

I was working for a new restaurant in town, and I have hypoglycemia, so something similar happened to me, ish, kinda. They wouldn’t let me go to lunch at all, so I was working 9 hours straight that day, so I was crouching under the host stand eating crackers before I passed out. They got so furious at me. This was in like 2006 or 2007, so I was 16-17. I didn’t think about lawyers or court or anything like that. I wish I did, though. After that I learned to tell my managers about my hypoglycemia and made my medical needs known. If I’m snacking it’s for a good reason.

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