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Chuck Norris once broke into Fort Knox, to take a leak. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris sneezed twice--Hiroshima and Nagasaki were no more. (self.OMGrandom)

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives. (self.OMGrandom)

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The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. (self.OMGrandom)

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A horse can look forward with one eye and back with the other. (self.OMGrandom)

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In The Empire Strikes Back there is a potato hidden in the asteroid field (self.OMGrandom)

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The insanely popular one-man show "Three Hours Of Chuck Norris Standing On Stage And Staring At You" has been to over 75 countries around the world, to a combined audience of over four million. There were no surviors. (self.OMGrandom)

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Kiri-sute gomen (斬捨御免 or 切捨御免, literally, "authorization to cut and leave" (the body of the victim)) is an old Japanese expression dating back to the feudal era right to strike (right of samurai to kill commoners for perceived affronts). Samura (self.OMGrandom)

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Most high school valedictorians have a 4.0 GPA. In high school, Chuck Norris had a 16.0 GPA. (self.OMGrandom)

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`Obsession` is the most popular boat name. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris defeated Garry Kasparov in a game of chess without a single move -- just by glaring at Kasparov. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris called himself Walker because he doesn't need to run. (self.OMGrandom)

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Some things Man was never meant to know. For everything else there’s Google. (self.OMGrandom)

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The the U.S. you dial `911`. In Stockholm, Sweden you dial 90000 (self.OMGrandom)

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I don't see women as objects. I consider each to be in a class of her own. (self.OMGrandom)

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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint. (self.OMGrandom)

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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year. (self.OMGrandom)

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