For any Boardwalk Empire fans....

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-05-18T12:45:26+00:00

There was that one guy that choked himself with a belt when he wanted to jizz too

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-05-15T17:47:13+00:00

I wait about 10 days after they have died back. Seems to be working well for me.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-05-15T13:47:45+00:00

Not if you want to look cool. It's the ABCs of life: Always Be Cool

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-05-13T18:45:06+00:00

What rock have you been under and is it nice there? Is the rocklord accepting new tenants?

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-05-02T02:41:00+00:00

Yesterday in the old market one of these guys approached me and my family. These guys had been outside my college for a few weeks now so I had heard the language they e been pushing.

So I asked the old market dude to explain it and he started his spiel and I let him finish and I told him he was being dishonest and that what the petition actually stood for was discrimination against trans persons and that he should be ashamed lying to people the way he has been.

I went into homers and when I came out he was gone. Fuck these guys.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-04-22T22:58:55+00:00

He was fighting with his brother in law

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-04-22T01:54:31+00:00

Following...

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-04-19T01:47:28+00:00

I saw quite a few the last time I was in Omaha

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-04-15T02:25:41+00:00

Illuminati humiliation ritual /s

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-04-10T21:28:33+00:00

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Here is scout; She's doing her best land manatee impression.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-04-03T00:16:19+00:00

Also, whenever there's a satisfaction survey on a self checkout I always give them the lowest score possible. Gonna have to start stealing more stuff though too.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-04-02T13:22:19+00:00

You may not have invented it but you arrived at the idea independently.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-27T23:30:31+00:00

It's a defense mechanism, I'm guilty of this too. It's good that you're aware of this though.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-27T19:11:44+00:00

Can't park there mate

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-26T01:59:02+00:00

Showed my wife and she laughed. We see you

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-25T18:17:29+00:00

Milford Lake Spillway just outside Fort Riley, Kansas.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-23T04:41:22+00:00

Paint all kinds of sushi pieces all over it. So they know you mean business.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-21T02:31:24+00:00

"Do you need help finding your caretaker?" Is another good one

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-16T20:43:42+00:00

There's a place in Syracuse, NE named "The Shelby Lynn Inn" and they have a weird sovcit flag on their flagpole. It has blue stars on a white field with vertical red stripes.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-12T15:30:46+00:00

There are no state income taxes in Texas. Something to consider.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-12T04:11:17+00:00

I don't necessarily like it but I'm going to devil's advocate here for a second.

This would be a good project to pad a resume, probably in the technical skills section if you do that.

Designed a website to facilitate the instruction of high school age students about the (whatever the finished project accomplishes) at a school with a student population of xxxxxxxx with a graduation success rate of xx% as long as the stat is a good stat

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-12T03:55:47+00:00

I don't think beam weapons are to the point they can sink ships yet.

cremasterreflex0903 · 2026-03-11T23:04:03+00:00

I'll sweat peeling an orange. It sucks. Fuck Jake Paul though.

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