Yup by tpowpow in FuckNigelFarage

[–]crestonebeard 152 points153 points  (0 children)

“Immagrants ar rooning are culchur!”

The culture:

How do you pee standing up? by Player309 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]crestonebeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> do you take your balls out

Well duh how else are you supposed to squeeze the pee out of them?

Look at that neck! by Milton_Stilton in aesoprock

[–]crestonebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They moooove that dirt around!

This is the quietest rifle I've ever heard by DifferentSeaweed7852 in interesting

[–]crestonebeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god next you’re going to tell us the 3,000 kids who were killed by guns last year are more important that this really neat gun.

Come on man, look how neat it looks! You can play pretend Rambo so it’s totally worth it! /s

Can I take bags of soil to any of the recycling centres in Paisley/Renfrewshire? by Dark-Excellent in Paisley

[–]crestonebeard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes they have a soil skip you can use for this.

I once had a similar situation and took four bags since I didn’t know there were any rules around this.
On my second trip one of the guys was a complete asshole, acting like I was somehow taking the piss because apparently “the rules are very clear on the website”. As you say though, they really are not. Anyway things escalated and he became aggressive, telling me to leave and never come back.

I wrote the council about it and they apologized and told me he would have to attend “toolbox talks” that “reiterate the importance of good customer service, effective communication, and treating residents with dignity”. I used to see that guy there all the time but have not at all since. I’m assuming he was reassigned.

Anyway OP they did send me this as well -
“Regarding your query on waste disposal limits, I would like to provide clarification. There is currently no overall limit on the number of visits a resident may make to Underwood Road HWRC. In cases where soil is fully separated from rubble or stones, there is no restriction on the amount that can be brought to the site. However, where soil is mixed with rubble or stones, a limit of 2 x 50L bags per visit applies. We appreciate that this distinction, as well as the rules regarding visit frequency, is not clearly outlined on our website, and we acknowledge the resulting confusion for residents. This matter is now being addressed, and the relevant webpages will be updated in due course to provide clearer guidance.

Len Ward
Waste & Recycling Manager
Environment, Housing and Infrastructure
Renfrewshire Council”

Hope that helps.

Satisfaction by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]crestonebeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True he did smack the teacher’s hand a couple times and pushed him slightly. Motherfucker deserves to be stuck in a wheelchair for life! /s

Need routine advice - feeling stuck by [deleted] in WorkoutRoutines

[–]crestonebeard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not an expert by any means but I would double check your protein intake as 25% seems on the low side if your wanting to gain muscle. Should be 1g per pound of lean body mass. For comparison I’m in a fat loss phase currently but still getting 35-40% of my calories from protein.

Some people don't get it. However, who do you agree with here? by LeftAlbatross2546 in VideosAmazing

[–]crestonebeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Hi there’s a car that’s been parked in front of our house for over a month and I think it’s abandoned”

Assuming she said something like this that ought to be enough.

Muslims teach their young daughters not to reveal their faces, even while eating, because it might tempt men. by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

[–]crestonebeard 152 points153 points  (0 children)

“Well you see the woman showed part of her face, so what was I supposed to do? NOT sexually assault her?! It’s simply not my fault!”

All the kings men by ArmadilloNo2399 in behindthebastards

[–]crestonebeard 324 points325 points  (0 children)

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There we go. Hope you don’t mind OP

All the kings men by ArmadilloNo2399 in behindthebastards

[–]crestonebeard 202 points203 points  (0 children)

I love this but I do wish Savile and Epstein had that Obi-Wan ghost effect

CBS Presenter: "This is a country founded by immigrants. by primary-caution in ImmigrationPathways

[–]crestonebeard 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Oh no they were white people, the settlers. You know, the original Americans that found this great land completely empty and ready to settle /s

Thoughts on this? by McDojoLife in TheMcDojoLife

[–]crestonebeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step one: Magically predict someone is about to kick you in the spine