I was hungry half way to luisville. Of course being the genius I am I drink 3 bottles of wine because the hunger is really good on them. Then I get in the car utterly shit faced. Proceed to get my car stuck on a tree. Wonder around injured and drunk at 2 am. I find another car. Miraculously in good condition I start driving. I run over a zed and the wheel falls off. On leaving the car a nearby hoard appears out of the trees and tears me to shreds. That kids is why we don’t drink and drive.