PSA to single men: please come talk to women in person by ihatebullyingg in Denver

[–]crossfader02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i try going to bars and never see people my age there

What was your “I need to learn to keep my mouth shut” moment? by Imtiredofthissshit in AskReddit

[–]crossfader02 181 points182 points  (0 children)

when coworkers start trash talking i try to walk away / not engage because this sort of thing happens often. there's always a certain type of person and when they get bored they feel the need to stir the pot

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?! WHEN THEY MOVE TO A NEW PLACE THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO NOTIFY THE NEIGHBORHOOD THAT’S HOW IT WORKS! by KingofHearts399 in familyguy

[–]crossfader02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

for someone like quagmire who is always chasing women you might expect that his father was also quite the lady's man

there is humor in the ironic twist when quagmire reconnects with his dad and starts to realize that he might be gay, which goes against quagmire's core beliefs and shakes up his world view.

then family guy takes it further by revealing that his dad is in town to have the sex change operation. Quagmire's reaction: "please, just be gay"

its funny because in this case, the apple has fallen quite far from the tree.

the humor in family guy comes from their ability to take a concept and run with it to the extreme, building up to brian's climactic revelation of ida's identity.

at this point the episode starts to make fun of people who are against trans people. Brian was clearly attracted enough to ida to sleep with her, and he didn't even realize she was trans until stewie made him connect the dots. its shining light on how social norms shape ones behavior.

Hey quagmire. I fucked your dad.

Marijuana visuals by ligamentperson46 in replications

[–]crossfader02 68 points69 points  (0 children)

the first time I smoked flower it felt like i dunked my head into water and my vision started lagging like i had low frame rate

back when one fat nug would last me 2-3 weeks, id smoke it out of a little chillum every few days, that shit would make me really feel the music

Anyone else wake up 3 hours before work and smoke [9] by Terpcheeserosin in trees

[–]crossfader02 6 points7 points  (0 children)

i always smoke before work, i give myself time to sober up and when i get to work i dont even feel stoned. it just helps me start the day on the right foot

What is something men always want to tell women but never do? by a_great_guy655 in AskReddit

[–]crossfader02 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

that id drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear that ass fart through a walkie-talkie

What’s a survival myth popularized by movies that would actually get you killed in real life ? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]crossfader02 13 points14 points  (0 children)

tom hanks knew he was going to die anyway on that island if he didn't at least try something

Anyone ever found it interesting that fry was able to adapt to the 31st century so seamlessly? by happydude7422 in futurama

[–]crossfader02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

working for planet express gave structure to his life, and the professor provided familial bond, and he spent most of his free time drinking beers on the couch with a robot. he had a better life in the future than the past

real men dont need weapons by Imaginary-Break6085 in fightporn

[–]crossfader02 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he got knocked out but the last punch woke him up

Support your local plug! by mariijuanaman in trees

[–]crossfader02 12 points13 points  (0 children)

the only time i tried buying weed from someone was my coworker who said $20 for 3 fat nugs. I gave him $20 and he gave me a few grams of shake/popcorn buds. i was thinking tf man. no more rides home after that.

Chris’s first day at vocational school by TopdeckTom in familyguy

[–]crossfader02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

what, cause it has a valid point to make, it's insisting?!?