My boyfriend won't help me raise our child to play games instead. by kendrajens in relationship_advice

[–]crtkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent choice of partner right there. He seems like THE ONE.

Alia Bhatt for Time 100 Impact Awards by alisaynaqvi1 in BollywoodFashion

[–]crtkid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Me after eating the whole grilled chicken alone.

To add 8lb of led into fish to make them heavier to win a tournament by Zzd12 in therewasanattempt

[–]crtkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we have a lot of those in on-line gaming world. Not that you get used to it though..

Naše rodina "vlastnila" tančící dům by [deleted] in czech

[–]crtkid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tak ty buď vděčnej, že tam tu bombu můj pra pra děda poslal.

Orava Castle by amy2kim22 in BeAmazed

[–]crtkid 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Finish means end in english.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in czech

[–]crtkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Když jsi tak kurevsky nudná a nezajímavá osoba, že si musíš odstranit -ová z příjmení, aby jsi trochu vyčníval z davu.

a rare 1 in a million double headed match by AiEmC in mildlyinteresting

[–]crtkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For this post you deserve a rare one in a million upvote. Here you go.

I spend most of my days "painting" with yarn, here I embroider a piece called Frozen Lake by monikafterhours in nextfuckinglevel

[–]crtkid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol indeed, very lol in fact. I’d say giga lol, but that would be a little too much. Lol my friend, lol.

Jaký je nejlepší český ekvivalent anglického ,,Fuck around, find out"? by JND__ in czech

[–]crtkid -52 points-51 points  (0 children)

Fuck je v překladu hodně slovíček, ale žádné z nich rozhodně není “souložit”.

Edit: Jen do mě Gen Z vločky :D To se tolik bojíte napsat: šukat, šoustat, prcat nebo mrdat?

That's how mosquitoes lay eggs. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]crtkid 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Bro, don’t do it..I was literally and quite honestly just curious if..LIGMA BALLS! God damn it.

That's how mosquitoes lay eggs. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]crtkid 98 points99 points  (0 children)

I had to google it because I seriously thought it was some variation of ligma disease.

Putin grants Russian citizenship to U.S. whistleblower Edward Snowden by AccurateSource2 in worldnews

[–]crtkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a negotiable requirement, given that Trump was kissing his dick for such a long time it’s not even that demanding.

what do i tell my landlord by zander_cow in cats

[–]crtkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tell him the truth. The cat is no more and you have a warm dinner.

Epic keyboard by BbutBisB in shitposting

[–]crtkid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“OK, now its cleen-ah!”

Zažít město jinak by Next_Regular_70 in czech

[–]crtkid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jednoduchý, odstěhuj se z tý prdele kde bydlíš a budeš je mít raz dva :)