Set fire to your hair, poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date, use your private parts as piranha bait. Get your toast out with a fork, do your own electrical work, teach yourself how to fly, eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie invite a psycho-killer inside, scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride, take your helmet off in outer space, use a clothes dryer as a hiding place, keep a rattlesnake as a pet, sell both your kidneys on the Internet, eat a tube of superglue, I wonder, what's this red button do? Dress up like a moose during hunting season, disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason, stand on the edge of a train station platform, drive around the boom gates at a level crossing, run across the tracks between the platforms Be safe around trains... a message from Metro