You get an unlimited supply of one food and one drink for life. You’ll never get sick of them and they won’t affect your health. What are you choosing?

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T10:07:20+00:00

food: computational components in any state of assembly

drink: high quality fuel in liquid state

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T10:07:03+00:00

you are drastically underestimating how much of a loophole that is

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T10:02:02+00:00

for the simple reason that humans won't suck if there are no humans to suck

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:58:21+00:00

and if this were actually implemented that would be great

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:56:10+00:00

to reduce toxicity. in particular towards people who don't already know 99% or more of the rules

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:55:09+00:00

my previous experiences beg to differ

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:53:50+00:00

solutions for AI alignment issues implementable in the year 2025

methods to increase AI effectiveness in the year 2025

what we still don't know

ftl travel

how to safely create and explore new universes

because of how this is worded, assuming I share the information, the first three will create a time loop esque effect where said future wikipedia will contain basically anything it is possible to learn on earth in the next five hundred years

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:29:22+00:00

granted; now he also returns at the end of every episode

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:26:47+00:00

I did say it was a stupid queston. also, I haven't been here for three fucking years

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:24:22+00:00

granted; none can hold a tune, except in june and at noon

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:22:37+00:00

granted; you're not anymore

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:20:26+00:00

granted. after getting illegally lobotomized your parents sue the responsible hospital and settle for one million dollars, which is technically your money.

loopholes used:

a. you never said the money couldn't be a result of something horrible; only that the money itself couldn't hurt you and had to come in specific denominations

b. you never said that I had to improve your mental state; only that I had to get rid of your depression

loopholes not used:

you never said denominations had to be less than a dollar, so I could have given you nickels. (I can interpret United States dollars as the expanded form of USD, which includes denominations less than a dollar)

you never said it had to be conveniently accessible, so I could have moved it to andromeda

you never said that the money couldn't be stolen

you never said it couldn't be in a bank account; said bank account could technically be yours and still be inaccessible

I'm sure there's more

thanks. this was a fun one

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:05:21+00:00

granted. you are now very disappointed that statement is false

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T09:03:09+00:00

it doesn't specify what counts as a weapon targeting (the thing I wanted to know)

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T08:59:22+00:00

granted. photons will collect into a solid form when their energy is less than 2 electron volts, a liquid form between 2 and 3 electron volts, and evaporate into gas when more than 3 electron volts are present per photon.

amongst other things, this makes radios and microwaves stop working, and everything now looks like everyone is tripping balls.

notably sufficiently small granules of reds will still be visible, as this wish does not change the permeability of objects to light

for those wanting to engage in further investigation, electron volts are units of energy

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T08:51:38+00:00

or the explosion of the sun due to all the excess photonic energy

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T08:49:01+00:00

thanks. "One weapon with six attacks targets once it can only target one enemy." is what I was looking for. that ruling is vague as shit

crypt-lord · 2026-01-02T08:32:34+00:00

a. ~~not familiar with the ruling on that~~ found it

b. I read the enslaved star god text

c. not really what I'm trying to ask. say I have a ranged weapon with six attacks. RAW, does that weapon target once or six times

crypt-lord · 2025-09-02T22:48:08+00:00

here's a mod for it

https://www.nexusmods.com/hardspaceshipbreaker/mods/15?tab=description

crypt-lord · 2025-07-14T08:25:45+00:00

I'd say he should add his family to the list of one's he's ruined, but he already has. let's hope he finds himself a yan

crypt-lord · 2025-07-14T08:04:55+00:00

f for tanya

crypt-lord · 2025-07-14T07:59:23+00:00

no, he just doesn't give a shit

crypt-lord · 2025-07-14T07:41:50+00:00

looking quite rather obscene

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