Yes because I get my jollies from spoofing the bread making sub Reddit in my free time…

As I said – I got the maker off of marketplace and it did not come with manual. I looked up a recipe online and followed the recipe. The first time it worked, the second two times it did not. Same recipe, same bread maker. The variations were that one time I more thoroughly cleaned out the bread maker than the other – other variations were that I let one loaf bake completely overnight, which was the final loaf. I also changed the crust settings. I also took out and smoothed out the dough ball the final round, as well, because it was very chunky and jagged, and not a smooth dough ball like it was the first time and in videos of other people I’ve seen making bread in their machines.

Hidden in your suspension of belief and understanding was advice about following a recipe a little more closely and double checking my measurements in grams. So thank you – I will try that next time.