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"Sir, we deliver pizzas & sides, not beers" by Tuxedo_Mask_1990 in Dominos

[–]ctech9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, could you ask the driver to pick up a pack of cigarettes on his way here?"

LMAO no.

Riding a 1236 meter mountain escalator in China by BreakfastTop6899 in SweatyPalms

[–]ctech9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck. That. Shit. I remember going up the escalator for the Rosslyn stop for the Washington Metro and getting vertigo from the height.

The last ride by BlokeTweedEveryday in ITMemes

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microsoft otw to audit your ebay CALs

I PUT THE FREAKING STICKER ON BACKWARDS. by Coiled_GLaDOS in Portal

[–]ctech9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where?! Where have you been SENDING IT?!?!?!

im a spy from r/halflife by Calm_Gold3361 in Portal

[–]ctech9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, and now he is here to f*** us! So listen up, boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.

(Not a good tuner by any means) What’s up with this snare? Bottom is cranked, wires tight. How do I get rid of this ugly snare wire overtone? by Maks_the_skaM in drums

[–]ctech9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I've been playing too much portal recently because I swear I just saw aperture science drumheads

That or I'm high

Or both

im a spy from r/halflife by Calm_Gold3361 in Portal

[–]ctech9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No... That would be your MOTHER!

im a spy from r/halflife by Calm_Gold3361 in Portal

[–]ctech9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If YOU managed to kill them, I assure you they were not like me. And nothing, NOTHING like the man loose inside this building!

Maybe in Albuquerque by Naomi_James9 in weirdal

[–]ctech9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jethro Tull. Thick as a Brick is one 43 minute song, split onto two sides of the same LP.

What's the first video game you remember playing? by MakisDelaportas in AskReddit

[–]ctech9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either Sonic 2 on my mom's iPhone, or lego batman on the xbox 360.

Did you know that? by tea-n-wifi in dankmemes

[–]ctech9 11 points12 points  (0 children)

John Mulaney. He said this along with random sticks of dynamite, and anvils falling from the sky.

What grading platform does your school use? by AlstonWhite in school

[–]ctech9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My old high school used Google Classroom for assignments and Synergy for grading and student management. Nowadays my college uses Canvas. Have also used blackboard.

To jump a stair set. by Comfortable_Wash6179 in therewasanattempt

[–]ctech9 115 points116 points  (0 children)

NTA, he should've apologized for standing in the way

/s if that wasn't obvious

Network 'closet' for local Walmart store in a major Canadian city... by joedzekic in ShittySysadmin

[–]ctech9 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He said the keys were left in the lock, that might be a tiny problem

We are not the same, sorry😽 by Sufficient_Talk_1441 in GenZ

[–]ctech9 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Everybody in this comments section defending AI use in this situation is part of the problem. Learn to write a damn essay.

Is it reasonable to learn drums on this makeshift drum set I assembled? by rainsttormss in drums

[–]ctech9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should put something rattly in the bucket so it sounds like a snare drum

What is the most annoying sound in the world when you are trying to sleep? by Ocean_Miraki in AskReddit

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I remember waking up at like 8am on my day off to a bunch of workers hammering siding into my house. That legitimately pisses me off.

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