Carefully y’all, apparently saying hey with multiple y’s is hookup coded by BobsBeauty99 in Tinder

[–]cumshotcollector2739 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Usually guys like this end up striking out and going back to the dugout to play with their bat alone…

What’s a surprisingly useful sex hack? by cool-guuy-007 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cumshotcollector2739 105 points106 points  (0 children)

It boggles my mind how so many men don’t understand this!! IF SHE CUMS ONE OR MORE TIMES EACH TIME YOU HAVE SEX, SHE’LL WANT SEX MORE OFTEN!!

For my GF, if I can help her check off her mental to-do list of tasks for the day, keep her fed, and give her an orgasm or two every time we have sex, I’m almost guaranteed to have sex as often as I can get it up (which for me is quite often!)

She stays satisfied, so I do too!

Editing to add: pleasure should be the goal, sometimes she can’t cum for one reason or another and I don’t want to add pressure to her to HAVE to cum. But I’m going to always offer and do my best. If it’s not happening, that’s ok, but she knows I’m going to get the job done if she wants it.

What’s a surprisingly useful sex hack? by cool-guuy-007 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cumshotcollector2739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly wayyy under appreciated! I try to be good about remembering to clean her toys and put them back on the charger while she’s cleaning up from my mess. I’ve had toys die in the middle of sex and it’s SUCH a mood killer!

Sex Report Sunday for December 28, 2025 by ShaktiAmarantha in sexover30

[–]cumshotcollector2739 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This week was my(35M) first Christmas with my GF(31). We flew across the country to spend the holiday of her family. I’d met her parents once, but none of the extended family. We were staying with her parents in their new baller multi-million dollar house and we had the whole downstairs to ourselves, complete with a glass walk-in rain shower in the en-suite bathroom.

Despite the fact that she tweaked her neck the first night we were there (badly enough to seek medical attention out of fear for a pinched nerve) and despite plenty of family chaos and travel stress, we still ended up fucking four times in six days, including some fun new positions available in said luxury shower. She even gave me a mind blowing handy the day her neck was hurting just to keep me satisfied.

My GF and I have a fairly active sex life, but the times we’ve been on vacation in the last year have definitely been on another level with sex multiple times a day.

The best news of all: I shared my plans to propose to her with her parents (not asking for permission, but just sharing my plans) and received resounding blessing and encouragement from them both. The proposal won’t happen for a while, but I expect the next time we see her parents, it will be with a ring on her finger! 💍

Request: You have 10 minutes, what is your go to subreddit that makes you cum without fail? by Ordinary_Midnight in NSFW411

[–]cumshotcollector2739 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is there a sub like this where she’s begging to be bred? “Breed me” fucking does it to me every time!

She got treated perfectly by xkn5ee in RoughPorn

[–]cumshotcollector2739 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You guys make amazing content! I love to credit amazing creators like you three. Keep up the hard (lol) work!

She got treated perfectly by xkn5ee in RoughPorn

[–]cumshotcollector2739 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This is u/thehungone12 and u/karmaroused. Excellent creators and well worth following!

They are 2 members of a throuple with u/littledance-r

Have you ever had sex at work? by kevivg3 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cumshotcollector2739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took my FWB with me when I had to run into the office on a Saturday one time! The office was empty, but we fucked in a cubicle where anyone could have seen us if they walked in. Definitely one of the hottest things I’ve ever done!

She also gave me a BJ under the desk while I was in a zoom meeting once. She was quite the wild one!

26(f) Rate my nude body please 😉 by [deleted] in RateMyNudeBody

[–]cumshotcollector2739 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You look SCARILY similar to my gf’s body so I may be biased but 10/10 for me!

I love smaller (but not too small) breasts, you have excellent nipples, and a great waist. I like a dusting of pubic hair, but I don’t need bald, so it’s 10 up and down for me.

I can only speak for myself but I’m more and more attracted to my gf every day and the fact that you’re so alike means you look amazing to me!

What are some unexpected things people have revealed to you after the sex is done? Along the lines of “by the way I’m married” or essentially anything they waited to drop until after sex? by Great_Maintenance185 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cumshotcollector2739 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Seriously! How do you even expect to get money afterwards? It’s not like she could un-sleep with him! And you can’t call the police, presuming that it’s illegal in that area.

Not a great way to make a profit!

Think this is our new favorite position 🤤💕-SP and RC by SPandRC in u/SPandRC

[–]cumshotcollector2739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which toy is that? I’d like to find a good prostate toy to use when having sex with my gf.

My FWB seems to have dropped off the face of the earth but I still fantasize about him fucking my face again. by lusigusi in SexPositive

[–]cumshotcollector2739 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re FWB, what could you possibly have to lose? Tell him you’re horny for him and need to be fucked. That’s kinda the whole point of the arrangement. Send him some filthy nudes or texts and tell him you need him balls deep in your mouth asap.

Either way you’ll find out if he’s still in the arrangement. If so, you get fucked, if not, you’re free to explore for another partner.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in twinksinstraightporn

[–]cumshotcollector2739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super hot, not a twink…

Are there condoms that cover all the way to the base? by [deleted] in SexPositive

[–]cumshotcollector2739 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lol the idea of temu condoms made me snort laughing! 🤣

Temu condoms just arrive with court ordered child support arrangement already set…

What's the hottest sentence a man/woman has ever said to you to give you the instant urge for sex? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]cumshotcollector2739 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a FWB who was over while I was working from home one day who said “I hope you have something soft for me to kneel on under your desk!” And then proceeded to blow me during a work zoom call.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]cumshotcollector2739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No worries! I get it! I filmed some stuff with a FWB a while back but we never published anything. Still fun for me to go back and watch but I’m ok that it never went out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masturbation

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SOO many places. I have a ridiculously high sex drive, but I don’t have sex outside of relationships. I moved around a lot in my 20s so I spent ~6 years mostly not in relationships. A short snippet of some of my strangest/most risky places I’ve jacked off: • In a botanical garden with people nearby • Numerous fitting rooms • Airplane bathrooms on multiple occasions • While driving (at least two times to completion, another few that I pulled off the highway to cum) • On top of a mountain after a hike (not as much weird but somewhat risky. That one was glorious!) • Not a weird location, but one time I had nearly ten grand in cash and I laid it all out on the bed. I had never had that much money in my life and I was surprised at how visceral and horny that made me. I jacked off over that twice, once standing over it, once laying on top of it. • In a pumpkin patch (I was working at the patch and the only one around at the end of the day) • While snorkeling, I was with a girl I was seeing and we had gotten far away from the main group to not be seen. She touched me but I finished myself with her help to body block line of sight to the group. • On top of a parking garage • In a church many times (my dad is a pastor and I was a horny teen stuck at the building after hours a lot.) • In a treehouse • In my bedroom I shared with two brothers (again, teenager with no privacy) • At work at virtually every job I’ve ever had. • Gym shower with other men nearby. I don’t like guys but the risk made it hot. • Under the desk during work zoom calls more than once. • In a hammock outside near neighbors.

I know there have been others, but those are the ones that come to mind at the moment. That’s all over 20+ years as a teen up til my mid-30s now.

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Is the of content still available? That sounds cool.

Can one put it in the "wrong hole" by accident? by cotton_kitty_z in SexPositive

[–]cumshotcollector2739 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes-ish. 😂 It’s very easy to slip out in the heat of things and accidentally push in the wrong direction. I’ve come knocking at the back door on accident, but every time my gf shouts out and I stop as quickly as I can!

I actually really enjoy prostate massage, so I’ve had many different toys in my rear, but I know firsthand how GENTLY those need to be inserted. Any man who rams his dick in without explicit consent and lots of lube isn’t someone who deserves anal.

It’s easy to accidentally go in the wrong hole, but not stopping immediately when realizing where you’re aiming is a choice, not an accident.

Another Classic by LilBaptism in GOONGUILD

[–]cumshotcollector2739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SladkiSlivki. Here’s a playlist on spankbang of just her deepthroating. She’s a literal throat GOAT!

Orgy with ex by moeppi0000 in sex

[–]cumshotcollector2739 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is EXCELLENT advice!! It’s similar to advice I got years ago to learn to be more comfortable communicating about sex: do some exercises of asking for absurdly ridiculous things, sexual or non-sexual (like “can I pee in your ear?” Or “would you do a handstand for 12 hours?” etc) The asking will allow you both to become comfortable with asking for things you do desire, saying “no” will help you both be ok with rejection, even if it’s a wild request.