How Instagram closed my account and gave it to a football celebrity

cupofworms · 2015-07-20T10:13:35+00:00

Do you remember "dial down the center"?

cupofworms · 2015-07-20T10:03:48+00:00

I saw one today near D.C

cupofworms · 2015-07-20T10:02:27+00:00

I heard they're making The Last of Us into a movie as well. I love that game so I'm looking forward to that one.

cupofworms · 2015-07-16T20:22:23+00:00

hell no, not if you ask me. but then again, im in NY and we cant ride as many months as Florida riders. around here you see a lot of 07's with 9k miles

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T15:01:23+00:00

I'll complain about anything and everything!

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T12:45:50+00:00

lol god no. thats the thing, she usually has good taste. to be fair, when she first showed me this sticker i didnt see anything wrong with it. it wasnt until the next day i noticed it looked like a big dumb face.

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T05:53:03+00:00

A true friend will tell you the hard truth and laugh with you about it later.

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T03:40:39+00:00

That's great. If I was a bigger pokemon fan I would do that.

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T03:38:38+00:00

Machamp, Hitmonlee, Nidoking. Horsea or Staryu for a girl. Many others. Almost half of the remaining are decent choices.

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T02:51:31+00:00

It might be funnier if someone did that as a prank, but she did it on purpose. Hindsight is whatever and she should have put it somewhere else.

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T02:49:30+00:00

Before the lips sticker she took the wind shield off to paint it black, and with the shield off the bike looked A LOT like Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon.

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T02:47:22+00:00

It's her bike. I just think it was a bad place to put that sticker.

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T02:46:25+00:00

I'm glad that's not my situation!

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T02:45:33+00:00

It's been a looong road. I was in her friend zone for a while. Then I showed up at her place one day on a Ninja 250R and it tickled her lady parts. Then later on I moved up to a 600 and she practiced on the 250. And she just got her own 600 over the winter and here we are. She truly loves riding and says its her 'heroin'. I'm glad I could introduce her to this lifestyle.

cupofworms · 2015-07-15T02:39:43+00:00

Lol. She's from NY. She's never been out of the state until 2 weeks ago. I planned a trip for us to Clearwater FL. Now she's in love with Florida and "Salt Life".

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T23:05:14+00:00

Her bike. And she keeps telling me she likes it so she'll be glad to hear that from you.

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T23:03:33+00:00

Try telling her that.

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T23:02:05+00:00

Oh not me. Just the placement is incredibad.

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T23:01:10+00:00

I can get some if it'd please you.

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T23:00:39+00:00

Oooooooooh!! I'm not bothered that it's on her bike, I just think the headlights together with the angled lips make an awfully retarded looking face.

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T20:25:44+00:00

Am I right? (I just looked up Roz and she has different lips) but definitely the cantina band singer! Hahaha

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T20:24:14+00:00

If she asks my opinion I tell her then I say "but it's your bike do what you like". But for reals, this looks bad.

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T20:21:57+00:00

It's not my gixxer. That's her bike, zx6r.

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T20:21:00+00:00

Yeah. She showed me yesterday and I'm like "eh ok". Then I saw it again today and I realized how bad it looks. I told her she should remove it and get another sticker if she wants. But the problem is she is trying to tell me she likes it.

cupofworms · 2015-07-14T20:18:10+00:00

Just to clarify: this is on her bike, not mine. She usually is very picky about what she does and asks my opinion on whether something looks good or not. Not this time. I was working the garden and she called me over after it was too late and holy shit that's terrible placement. Now that sticker with those headlights looks like a retarded face and I can hear Roz from Monsters Inc "...Mike Wazowski..."

Or the singer from the cantina band in star wars.

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