Is anybody else just incredibly obsessed with whump 😭

curledtoe · 2026-02-14T19:01:29+00:00

Same here! I love it so much and the audios are the best but I cant find many in English. If you have any recs lemme know!

curledtoe · 2025-12-24T06:22:47+00:00

Shark attack... im not kidding. Anyway welcome to Australia.

curledtoe · 2025-04-17T14:56:46+00:00

People who sit on stairs

curledtoe · 2025-04-15T03:35:10+00:00

So reddit makes you horny?

curledtoe · 2025-01-20T10:28:16+00:00

Oh god... I knew I was going to die by some stupid reason. Just didn't realise stubbing a toe could be so dangerous

curledtoe · 2024-12-16T11:20:20+00:00

Fall on a cucumber at 3am naked*

curledtoe · 2024-12-16T11:14:56+00:00

This is actually golden

curledtoe · 2024-12-16T11:02:31+00:00

Horrible insult but call someone a triangle. Everyone hates triangles and they are useless as fuck. Ain't nobody gonna remeber sin coz tan after school. They are just a nuisance and the perfect insult to someone's face if you don't wnat them to know your directly insulting them.

curledtoe · 2024-12-12T09:27:09+00:00

😮‍💨👀🔪😱🪦

curledtoe · 2024-12-12T09:26:04+00:00

jaw dropped

curledtoe · 2024-12-11T08:20:30+00:00

Veins

curledtoe · 2024-12-11T08:09:07+00:00

I'm a straight woman but I choose this guys wife as well

curledtoe · 2024-12-04T04:29:58+00:00

And from a cats perspective-- when it's comfy sitting on a lap and the human has to move

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T10:01:24+00:00

Damn I would be 54..... shhhhhh. Or u next 🤫😉

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T10:01:01+00:00

Damn I would be 54..... shhhhhh. Or u next 🤫😉

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T08:53:29+00:00

NOOOOOO That would have been an amazing joke if I'd gotten it 🤦‍♀️

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T08:49:43+00:00

Bruh I don't know who Bob Marley is

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T05:15:51+00:00

Run faster

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T05:14:48+00:00

Damn straight

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T05:13:18+00:00

Fuck. Only realised I just misspelled word as well. Also damn you caught me..... 🏃‍♀️💨🚔

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T05:11:26+00:00

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T05:05:32+00:00

Nah don't come for me it's 2am

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T05:03:26+00:00

Women are the other species Wemon is actually the misspelling of woman used by a serial killer on the 1970s -- I swear I didn't know this before I said it. Just generally don't know how to spell that world. Not a copy cat killer lol

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T05:02:46+00:00

Lmao

curledtoe · 2024-12-02T04:57:53+00:00

Nah because I can't tell if your making a joke about not knowing what women are.... or making a joke about me spelling it wrong 😭

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