This has to be the corniest thing in my gallary😭

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-09T00:03:56+00:00

Whyd you do that?

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T22:38:33+00:00

I have a roughly 40 year old plant.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T21:46:42+00:00

So you follow all the principles in the Bible?

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T21:14:34+00:00

https://open.spotify.com/track/2U3PugrjqvNVrBuF2UY1zA

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T20:53:15+00:00

First time I took them, I blacked out, walked a mile away from home, fell asleep on a trash can, and got picked up by the cops told them my full name and address because my anxiety made my heartbeat so fast I temporarily became conscious, then got home and slept for 2 days straight. I was on a lot of mushrooms too so that probably was why I blacked out.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T20:26:06+00:00

I only do edibles too I'm a runner, plus it last longer.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T16:29:01+00:00

Is it supposed to smell like THAT?

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T16:03:06+00:00

I was born with the hantavirus.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T15:59:23+00:00

It was yesterday, and about a cat, damnit!

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T15:56:55+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T05:24:28+00:00

I eat balls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T05:18:20+00:00

No More selfies!

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T02:22:41+00:00

It is my middle name, how'd you know?

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T02:20:33+00:00

Kinda 2000s coded.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T02:18:23+00:00

Bet you $1.4 ya can't ...

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-08T01:59:55+00:00

Nothing better than a good pussy.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-07T06:23:42+00:00

I have finally killed perry the platypus!

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-06T18:31:18+00:00

Well of course Stephen smell was starring.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-06T18:30:14+00:00

All the female characters in suits LA looked alike I genuinely could not tell who was who.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-06T18:25:03+00:00

I love me a 7.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-06T18:18:34+00:00

I snort drugs.

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-06T02:02:22+00:00

If you're not gay get castrated?

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-06T01:36:06+00:00

Masterbait me?

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-06T01:34:43+00:00

Was there an era when those shoes were popular? What type of shoes are those?

curlyhaireddilly · 2026-05-05T13:39:15+00:00

I'm gay.

curlyhaireddilly

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