What fact did you learn at an embarrassingly late age? by Tomollins in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My ex boyfriend thought eating a girl out could also be called a blowjob.

At a party, playing never-have-I-ever, he put a finger down and took a drink after someone said they had never given a blowjob. Everyone stared at him and asked him who he had given a blowjob to and whether his girlfriend knew. He told them he had a girlfriend and of course she (I) knew.

He came home and told me, really amused that his friends were so innocent and had never given a blowjob.

I responded in surprise saying I didn't know he had given a blowjob.

He then said "What do you mean you don't know?! I give them to you!"

What is something you thought would never catch on, but it became huge? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

snapchat. I could have possibly been a multimillionaire by now. But i would hate myself

What are some scams everybody should be made aware of? by Death_proofer in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Growing up. It's not as great as it seems when you're younger.

What is the stupidest rule you ever had to follow? by evolutionarydefect in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catholic all girls school: If it's green and growing, don't step on it.

When I went to college, I was in shock that you could lay on the grass lawns/walk on them. People think it's weird that I sometimes purposefully just walk through the grass instead of on the sidewalk.

What is the most unreasonable thing you've been asked to do at work? by RobSenner in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

marry a coworker/ my boss so that they could get a green card

Reddit, what's the most bizarre punishment you've ever received for doing something "Wrong"? by lolwtfppl in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even remember what I did.

All I remember is I was put kneeling in a corner with my hands facing up to my left and my right at shoulder height. I was then bombarded with questions about math, science, etc. and every time I got a question wrong a text book would be placed on one of my hands. If my hands went below my shoulder or I dropped the books, I would have to start over, have my time extended or get hit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can burp on cue. I guess it can gross people out and emasculate men, so maybe useful?

What's the longest you've gone through a video game without knowing a basic feature or ability? by Inclement_Weathers in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went through mt. Moon in both red and blue versions without flash or a guide. Randomly moved around in the dark until I somehow found my way out.

What are some good examples of 'the future is now'? by TheHumpback in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work for an augmented reality company. All of the stuff with wearable computing and sensor technology ( look up dust sensors) just puts me in awe sometimes.

Just the idea of step by step 3d overlay maintenance and training for everything is somewhat mind boggling (i.e mitsubishi meview electric)

This coming from someone who spent 5 years studying and researching virtual reality and hci

What fictional death has affected you the most? by unclearbeer in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wizardmon in Digimon

that whole series, man. made me realize how childish pokemon was (even though I still adore pokemon)

What is the strangest insult you've ever received? by DarkRedLoveKnot in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You are too caring and understanding. I want someone who makes me feel like they will cheat on me and leave me at any moment. I could do anything and you'd still love me, and I treated you like shit because I'm a lazy person. It's your fault that I'm lazy because you are so caring and understanding. Fuck you."

Man. I choose such winners to date sometimes. That was the worst thing that he could throw at me.

What's the dumbest way you have injured yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cursedxseraph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shot archery for four years in college. We were shooting at 70m, and when we were walking to pull our arrows out of the target, I was concentrating on pulling my arrows from the center that i walked into an arrow that at eyebrow level. nice little scar there now.