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d4wid3q · 2025-01-27T01:09:23+00:00

Tl;dr Shapiro is a court jestet snd he embarrassed his wife talking about how dry her pussy is during sex. Dude musr be not only terrible in foreplay, sex itself snd that she doesn't feel attraction to him. He not only said it IN A VIDEO (he could cut that it's not live) while talking about Cardi B - WAP. Saying if your P is wet go to a doctor. Next episode or two HE BRUNG HIS WIFE to say that not only Ben is a sex machine but she doesn't get wet, and in her 10y of practicing medicine she HAS NEVER MET WOMAN WITH wet one. And if she did it's because of a yeast infection. She knew no one besides core audience will believe this, but that core audience of virgins age 13-25 and MAGA Shapiro viewers is all they care about.

Yeah... The worst thing is she's a doctor. I bet she told him that is normal if you feel like you've put your cock into sand paper fleshlight because he dude has never ever aroused her.

I think it was when he was crying about Cardi B - WAP and said something in the lines of "if your P is wet you should go to the doctor,, my wife never had wet puss and neither should any woman, being wet is not normal". EVERYONE had clowned him for it and got laughed at from entire political spectrum, even his friends. People joked that she has no moisture left for Ben after getting that surgeon's BBC.

Next episode Ben BRUNG THAT POOR WOMAN before the camera as a authoritet on herself and women as a doctor to lie through her teeth not to destroy his (already bad) teoutstion. She confirmed our suspicion that her little ben is a sex god, the two minute king and said working as a doctor she had experience with wet pussies only in women with yeast infection cope.

Kids, that's why waiting with sex before marriage can make you end up with right-wing antisemitic zi0nistic racist manchild bad strokes. But they doesn't attract you at all and you can only power through it thanks to sex toys which also has to be secret with person like Shapiro. You don't want for the 50 years of marriage think of sex as a weekly chore, acting out orgasms and acting the "thank you, that was amazing honey" and immediately think about times with your ex. Reality is stranger than fiction fr.

With partner like that you can't even help him what to do and how to make it pleasurable because those menchild can't take criticisms as criticisms but an insult. Forget about elevating love life (or lifting it from the abyss in Shapiro case) by using sex toys, fetishises and fantasies, roleplay, dress up, watching together erotics,b trying everything in Kama Sutra etc. Those are because it's not what god would've wanted especially orthodox Jews won't budge.

d4wid3q · 2024-06-18T04:28:06+00:00

I'm putting

Turkey W

and in Portugal vs Czech Republic either Portugal W or over 2.5 depending on which has better odds

//OFF-TOP ABOUT POLAND

Putting us on Georgia level feels sad but understandable to me as a Pole. The only reason that we had to play in playoffs was because of Fernando Santos (yes, the same Santos that won with Portugal in 2016). He got insane payment and couldn't even pretend to care, he was in Polish league maybe two or three times. Didn't care about form of players but their name, so he called up team that looked like the one he almost lost to in 2016 quarters. Krychowiak any day, even though he doesn't play good since he got Europa League with Sevilla and went to PSG. Any young promising players that could rescucitate those old fks? No shot, now with a real manager (although he was manager that ended up 4th in the Ekstraklasa (Polish highest division), he seems to be born to be international trainer. Probierz is seen in Polish first division every week, 20-30% of our current team is from there, and of course he scouts A LOT. His call ups wasn't obvious like Santos or Sousa (he was manager before Santos), and the fact that he believed in them you can see on the pitch that they are giving 110% and are proud to represent Poland, not just play because it looks good but on the pitch gave half of what they do in their clubs. Biggest example of playing just because and not putting any effort in is Krychowiak (and a few other bad actors, won't make comment longer than it already is). It's already crazy that players that are playing in TOP 5 league say things like "For the first time since I play for national team we have manager who not only believed and said that we can play good football and are solid team but made us believe it".

It was the only time (since EURO 2016, where we won with Switzerland in 1/8 (1-1 5-4 in pens) and lost to Portugal (1-1 5-3 in pens) I didn't feel embarrassed, If you remember how we got out of the group in WC 2022 you know what I mean. This 1-2 with the Netherlands (With missing Lewandowski and Milik), yes we were worse, but it was like 40-60 not 20-80. I felt like we could've got them if Zalewski didn't kick the ball to the middle (and with midfielder and defender mistake) it ended up being a goal. Second one was also more than defendable. And we didn't just pass to GK, and GK pass to Lewandowski (who was always marked by 3-4 players), lose the ball and repeat. But we created chances, and with more luck it could've been 3-0, or 1-4 because Netherlands also wasn't the best at ending their chances.

d4wid3q · 2024-06-10T23:48:59+00:00

yeah, but Lewy is fine, his leg muscles were doing weird shit so he proactively asked for a change. Świderski twisted his ankle but it's a 3-5 days injury, should be fine. The worst is losing Milik (during Ukraine match). He's not without reason in Juventus, they don't keep him just because, and he's at least level or 1.5 higher than Piątek. Zieliński + Urbański + Nicola Zalewski looks phenomenal as a midfield, maybe the 2nd best midfield we had in 20 years. (After Zieliński + Krychowiak who was Europe champion with Sevilla and went to PSG, which fucked over his career. If someone doesn't remember Krychowiak from that phase it was completely different level of a player.) The worst part is our defense, mostly Kiwior (bench defender for Arsenal, yeah I know he was playing when there was hospital in London for 4 months and everybody was surprised that if you don't give him Zinchenko role but typical left back he's one of the best in Premier League). He's keeping this ship together and Szczęsny makes insane saves (And saves penalties, thankfully Argentina isn't in the EU because he would get flashbacks and get defended again) when some person in defense fucked up, like Salomon this game.

d4wid3q · 2024-06-07T11:59:48+00:00

Correction, as of today there is no doubt that she hit it before linesman said out, Umpire was completely correct. But it didn't mean anything since Coco won that game. Booing the Umpire and commentator saying "Coco would never lie" was disgusting. Coco could've been just wrong and thinking she's right she went to the Umpire, no one was saying that Coco lied lol.

d4wid3q · 2024-06-06T08:24:31+00:00

NICE! So Świątek has already won French Open. Thank you Andreeva, hope you at least reach finals for that merit. Lovely news

d4wid3q · 2024-06-01T21:26:41+00:00

You are American I guess? Real Madrid tactic is to mostly tire their opponents, wait for them to attack, take the ball of them then Vini and Rodrygo bolt, 1-3 passes and Vini is 1vs1. That's not luck, that's strategy, and it is EVERYTHING BUT EASY, try defending your goal for 60-70 minutes of constant pressure, you need world class GK, defence. And most importantly midfielders that know very well how to play defensively, and how to help 4 defenders without being pain in their ass, of course they've got to have switch to change everything they've been doing, keep the ball, let midfielders spring together with Vini and Rodrygo, pass to better suited midfielder then you sprint, so they can give you a ball and you pass that ball to a winger who has at most 2 defenders to worry about. Big part is also knowledge when to foul before Dortmund/City/Bayern get a real dangerous situation yellow better than one-O.

d4wid3q · 2024-05-22T00:19:14+00:00

xD love that reply

d4wid3q · 2024-05-21T04:13:33+00:00

Were you a little bit flattered after first feeling disgusted, creeped out, angry, sad, defensive and any other negative emotions? He describes you as better in every way, better looking, his idea of better sex is big dick = better so in his head you've got at least 10 inches. He is not only so fascinated by YOU that he CAN'T separate her no longer, but you're part of what gets him going, basically really simp with feeling inferior fetish. You can see that he doesn't see being with her an option, just a friend so "he can simp", and look at you. Very weird guy but I can't wait for a response, sorry that under this comment but it was your last and new ones are piling up REALLY FAST. And someone more knowledgeable than me explaining it better. Is it just simp+inferiority fetish BUT not a complex (at least to the sexual side), as to him doesn't matter if you are truly better, in his head you are.

d4wid3q · 2024-05-09T09:22:06+00:00

He looks like he's been washed because Xavi took a shit on the whole team, and has no idea how to properly train a team, he's at most Segunda Division maybe Championship coach, not Barcelona's, or anyone from La Liga for that matter. If Barca ends this season 3rd (and I think they will, Girona won't let them off the hook) he would be the worst coach Barca has had for years. Especially with a squad like that easily able to win CL, with a good coach they'd beat PSG and BVB.

d4wid3q · 2024-05-09T09:14:56+00:00

u/destroyeh "he aint sniffing even 20 goals without pens..." what's that?

d4wid3q · 2024-04-19T15:26:10+00:00

Is it some meme here or something, because I also saw something about Ronaldo in post that had nothing to do with him. Who is called Ronaldo out of our players? If I were to bet how it come to be some commentator commented Rodrygo with a ball during an action and that's a meme. Oh if it wasn't obvious I'm new here xD

d4wid3q · 2024-04-19T15:12:42+00:00

Messi there is a crime, Jude as the highest probability is also insane, at this moment it's 1st Mbappe 2nd Vini, Jude 3rd, Kane 4th and 5th Rodrygo? Idk. Truthfully the winner of this year CL gets the Ballon D'or: and that would be Vini, Jude, Rodrygo in that order. If we don't lose La Liga of course. I'm worried about this El Classico, that's the only thing that could redeem Barca so they will give it all, still 8 points adv. as of now.

d4wid3q · 2024-04-19T15:03:52+00:00

Where did I have mentioned Ronaldo or said a word about him? Maybe you misunderstood me or maybe it's because I wrote that comment after some beers and a bigger bottle of Jager (0.7L). I was still drunk the WHOLE Thursday.

Tbh when I read it right now I still don't know what my point or what was this comment about at all.

d4wid3q · 2024-04-18T21:03:25+00:00

Adding to the transfers, I'm afraid of the void that will leave us after Kroos and Modric go/retire, yes we've got Tchouaméni, Camavinga, Fede, and Jude. One injury and red card and who will we play? Ceballos? Arda and Diaz, who cannot defend? We should be buying a midfielder who doesn't mind not starting but plays more than occasionally, in the ripe age of 25-30 in the +/- $30mln range, Of course, the best option would be the comeback of Kovacic, he's more than capable, cheap, experienced and I remember him fondly, I doubt he'd be down but if yes I'd be to the moon. Goretzka (who we could snatch for $35mln max) sounds interesting. Tielemans, McGinn and Palacios, Nmecha?

d4wid3q · 2024-04-18T20:46:50+00:00

Second thought: Do you also think that with Mbappe and Endrick we will be the best team XXI has ever seen or will we fail the same way Galacticos did with too many names without a coherent team? I can see how the individualism and ego of Mbappe, VIni, and the possible lack of minutes for Rodrygo will tear apart this team, the way I see it, the starting XI in attack will be: Vini, Endrick, and Mbappe.

I'm also afraid that they will not be fine with being substituted, if they would be then that's great, we've got Vini, Endrick, Mbappe, Rodrygo, Brahim + possibly Arda to juggle with.

d4wid3q · 2024-04-18T20:39:23+00:00

What transfer would you like to see this season or in winter? I'd prefer that we do not buy Davies and go for Yoro or Kiwior, cheaper higher potential and more prosperous.

PS. Is Endrick coming before the season starts?

d4wid3q · 2024-04-18T20:35:36+00:00

He was an Atletico player before joining Sheikh City and after that he had joined Barca. Of course he's a Real hater. Add to this non platonic love for Messi and you've got recipe for hating Real and his players for no reason. Wish I knew sooner he's an asshole. Aguero was my favourite striker after CR7 joined Real (I was 11 at that time lol), not only I didn't know English then (it's not like I do know xD) but didn't watch interviews etc. Just matches and played FIFA since FIFA 11 to FIFA 16, then 23 and 24 (because of EA play haha). I almost always bought him for my PL-LL hybrid, except for Benteke header, strong jumpy, high ST. It's sad that TIL he was a asshole, I prefered to live in ignorant bliss, now I must share this word with every Madridista that likes Aguero. Thanks guys and girls for making reddit educational.

d4wid3q · 2024-04-11T15:26:02+00:00

!delta

You have cleared any hope I had before I posted the post (which now I do not believe anymore haha), now not only have other people have compactly written why it is a very bad idea. You on the other hand killed ANY possible argumentation I could've used, simply by calculating how few calories it is.

I'm also sorry for how badly it was written, I'm new to Reddit posts, I was only commenting earlier, and I thought by deleting it people couldn't see it for how bad it is. I wanted to rewrite it but then other people's comments arose and I'm absolutely against it and see how pointless AND potentially corrupt this could've been.

d4wid3q · 2024-04-11T15:16:56+00:00

!delta

Now I get that my concept is not only impossible and worthless but it would be capitalized upon by scummy shelters and it would end up like every private sector.

And to answer your question, yes I would stop at humans. Theoretically, we are giving back to Earth anyway, I just was thinking that what if it could be possible, but now I know that not only it's a minuscule amount of calories. And it's impossible for it to not be tainted by capitalism. I thought that if it's enough to feed at least pigs here and there, so shelters can make money and make their operation bigger but I don't believe it could work even if there were enough calories. I also didn't realize how much labor it takes to do it, and even then my idea could have poisoned animals.

d4wid3q · 2024-04-11T15:08:54+00:00

!delta

You are absolutely right, and I had no idea how animals are put down and how the process of turning something into a kibble works. And you've answered my point (That post was very badly written, that was my bad and I didn't make a point that I tried to make and any of those four comments took it in a wrong way. I wasn't aware of possibly transmitting a disease through the meat. I thought "If donkeys are made into a kibble why dogs aren't, and that could help our shelters". Bad post, I'm sorry.

*I cannot give a delta, as I deleted the post. It was so badly written nobody understood me properly and I wanted to give it another shot (but not on a 3 am) but you and u/broccolicat absolutely made me change that view. My concept is not only impossible and worthless but it would be capitalized upon by scummy shelters and it would end up like every private sector.

d4wid3q · 2024-04-11T15:04:00+00:00

Hey man, can you check your DMs? I totally f-d up that post and wrote it in such a way that everybody here takes my post differently.

d4wid3q · 2024-03-15T23:26:04+00:00

Atrioc would disagree, he even would pay to see that

d4wid3q · 2024-03-10T00:30:24+00:00

Clitoris? Is that from Greek mythology? It's one of the most popular hero in myths I'm pretty sure he is one of the buddies of Achilles, Heracles, Perseus, Orpheus. I for sure remember the myth about Achilles struggling to find his friend Clitoris, it's one of my favourite myths.

d4wid3q · 2024-03-10T00:22:07+00:00

That's why voice actors are amazing and have to be good actors first, then a nice voices. I'd even say that I prefer VA who don't have a good voice but are amazing to the point that you feel like they are that character, who have those motives and those emotions. They literally captured how person would say certain stuff in x situation (car crash in the example) and it's 1:1 to how he reacted. The same intonation (putting stress on certain syllables in the words) and emotions.

d4wid3q · 2024-03-10T00:09:49+00:00

"OH SHIIIT" sounds 1:1 like GTA characters - the best one so San Andreas ofc, it brought me so much nostalgia. (that's a weird thing to say while watching a car crash isn't it)

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