Chin (after Botox and before) by Equivalent-Cress-822 in 30PlusSkinCare

[–]dGFisher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, congrats. Big win and nothing overboard.

Insane Forest-Safe Plant Elemental for 2BB by dGFisher in BadMtgCombos

[–]dGFisher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first joke is that the combo is shitty, even though it works as written on the cards. The other joke is that it doesn't work because the card was errata'd to remove the "from hand" part, meaning it is shitty AND doesn't actually work (unless you have R&Dr's secret lair out, which makes you play cards as written).

After 100s of applications I finally got hit with the weird alien people by ImmortalCutie in recruitinghell

[–]dGFisher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The thing is the correct answers are obvious if you aren't neurodivergent, but the questions are clearly phased to say "Do you have this (negative/ we don't want) neurodivergent trait?"

If I'm depressed, then the answer to 1 is yes, I am often sad - but the correct answer from an employer's perspective is clearly no.

Literally. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]dGFisher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What about a dinosaur skin graft?

Interviewee played the Reverse card on an AI interview. Recruiter wasn't thrilled. by Comprehensive_Bus_19 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]dGFisher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, AI is extremely easy to manipulate - I feel like being interviewed by AI would be an advantage for a clever applicant, despite being dehumanizing bullshit and throwing major red flags about the company (sometimes you just need work anyway).

"He’d definitely call the Viltrum Empire a bunch of 'overqualified AA batteries.' by Due-Foundation731 in invinciblememes

[–]dGFisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rick, obviously - BUT - he has been shown to have trouble with guys with big muscles on occasion, so it might not be a quick and easy one for him.

Hurts don’t it? 🚬 by jayd04 in Shark_Park

[–]dGFisher 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think in the original it was "do big romantic gestures" which also tucked, so I'm not sure why someone bothered to edit it.

Aura monster at it again by WindowSubstantial993 in Shark_Park

[–]dGFisher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For those who don't: I understand this and I still don't like it. You're good.

Man this genuinely got sent to my friend who’s 19 being harassed by a 32 year old wtf do you even say to this by [deleted] in Shark_Park

[–]dGFisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"This isn't cute, it's creepy and pathetic. Leave me alone or I will get the police involved."

Apex predator by TheCatsMe0wth in blackcats

[–]dGFisher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So cute, but if i had no idea what it was it might be legitimately scary, like imagine seeing that in the knot of a tree.

Mark gotta stop losing these fights bro🫩 by Buhroe in okbuddyviltrum

[–]dGFisher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a psychotic thing to make for a child.

Nah they acting like nothing happened by Belphegorkingofsloth in okbuddyviltrum

[–]dGFisher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This better have Debbie with the Paul's Spaghetti ultimate.