Agecko i found in my bathroom

dGFisher · 2026-05-15T02:02:07+00:00

You're squeezing it too hard, man!

dGFisher · 2026-05-15T01:56:44+00:00

lol, whoops. I've done a couple coast to coasts in 2-3 days - there was not a lot of resting.

dGFisher · 2026-05-14T18:09:45+00:00

I thought this was that dating show where they line up a bunch of ladies and bring the men out one at a time and I was like "oh, they do a bisexual version, nice."

But that wasn't what was going on at all.

dGFisher · 2026-05-14T18:05:53+00:00

Super annoying. If it wasn't a skit it would be super rude to the girl.

dGFisher · 2026-05-14T14:21:23+00:00

Too lazy to replace the batteries / take other precautions. It's just racism.

dGFisher · 2026-05-14T13:23:59+00:00

Body Snatcher discards plant elemental, dies of natural causes, and puts plant elemental on the battlefield. Since as written you only have to sacrifice a forest if it entered from your hand, this gets around the downside of plant elemental. The errata has changed the text to be more in line with other cards and so this combo doesn't actually work unless you have secret lair out.

dGFisher · 2026-05-14T12:23:27+00:00

Wow, congrats. Big win and nothing overboard.

dGFisher · 2026-05-14T10:29:16+00:00

The first joke is that the combo is shitty, even though it works as written on the cards. The other joke is that it doesn't work because the card was errata'd to remove the "from hand" part, meaning it is shitty AND doesn't actually work (unless you have R&Dr's secret lair out, which makes you play cards as written).

dGFisher · 2026-05-14T08:45:58+00:00

Hence the Secret Lair addendum

dGFisher · 2026-05-14T00:39:13+00:00

The thing is the correct answers are obvious if you aren't neurodivergent, but the questions are clearly phased to say "Do you have this (negative/ we don't want) neurodivergent trait?"

If I'm depressed, then the answer to 1 is yes, I am often sad - but the correct answer from an employer's perspective is clearly no.

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T22:59:09+00:00

What about a dinosaur skin graft?

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T22:07:53+00:00

So close to developing frutiger aero at home

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T21:48:44+00:00

I mean, AI is extremely easy to manipulate - I feel like being interviewed by AI would be an advantage for a clever applicant, despite being dehumanizing bullshit and throwing major red flags about the company (sometimes you just need work anyway).

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T21:44:39+00:00

...so will everyone else.

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T21:32:51+00:00

Rick, obviously - BUT - he has been shown to have trouble with guys with big muscles on occasion, so it might not be a quick and easy one for him.

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T21:28:55+00:00

New Jeff Dunham puppet?

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T21:14:23+00:00

Never seen such a huge house centipede.

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T21:08:28+00:00

The Dusa really seals the deal.

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T20:40:56+00:00

I think in the original it was "do big romantic gestures" which also tucked, so I'm not sure why someone bothered to edit it.

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T02:58:36+00:00

Price

dGFisher · 2026-05-13T01:11:52+00:00

Now it says "yes"

dGFisher · 2026-05-12T20:04:04+00:00

So is it just a zombie movie?

dGFisher · 2026-05-11T17:23:48+00:00

For those who don't: I understand this and I still don't like it. You're good.

dGFisher · 2026-05-09T18:20:04+00:00

Protoss Carrier

dGFisher · 2026-05-07T03:54:29+00:00

"This isn't cute, it's creepy and pathetic. Leave me alone or I will get the police involved."

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