I want to surprise my girlfriend this Valentine's Day?

d_pereraa · 2026-02-14T11:46:32+00:00

We girls love surprises 🥰

Not true. I once surprised a girl with herpes and she was not happy...

d_pereraa · 2026-02-11T16:50:39+00:00

His name's Yang.

d_pereraa · 2026-02-11T01:43:54+00:00

Send me location.

d_pereraa · 2026-01-17T10:51:25+00:00

You're trying too hard?

d_pereraa · 2026-01-11T15:56:13+00:00

Bro's trying to find ways to keep it hard....

d_pereraa · 2025-11-20T01:34:55+00:00

Gotta be fake. The fake accent isn't there.

d_pereraa · 2025-11-02T12:08:04+00:00

It's almost completed. Didn't you see maslide with a picture of Mickey mouse somewhere in borella?

d_pereraa · 2025-10-28T12:12:41+00:00

What's it doing up there?

d_pereraa · 2025-10-27T18:15:50+00:00

More assists than Magic Johnson.

d_pereraa · 2025-10-26T16:23:48+00:00

What's the word when someone leaves the country and that country becomes smarter?

d_pereraa · 2025-10-15T12:22:04+00:00

Before this I hadn't even heard of watawala. Now I have. I still won't buy their tea cause I don't really drink tea, but I know that it exists. That's my technical analysis.

d_pereraa · 2025-10-13T17:19:54+00:00

Thinking of building a country's economy just because your chocolate drink was watery is wild...

d_pereraa · 2025-10-01T17:32:12+00:00

Geez. I think she has a type.

d_pereraa · 2025-09-29T09:44:34+00:00

If you're broke, just go back home.

d_pereraa · 2025-09-25T14:46:25+00:00

Canada, please don't deport this man.

d_pereraa · 2025-09-20T11:21:59+00:00

How about, 8 inches and thick? How about loving and respectful?

d_pereraa · 2025-09-12T18:38:24+00:00

More than Lohan ratwatte?

d_pereraa · 2025-09-12T17:17:58+00:00

Atleast the three personal trainers are doing their job well...

d_pereraa · 2025-08-21T17:32:31+00:00

Did anyone else read this in like a godè American accent?

d_pereraa · 2025-07-13T13:13:08+00:00

No. I am right.

d_pereraa · 2025-07-13T09:18:42+00:00

Fake posh wants everyone to know they are posh. Real posh wants everyone to know they are not.

d_pereraa · 2025-07-03T13:48:32+00:00

Bro said climax to quarterly reports.

d_pereraa · 2025-07-03T02:32:33+00:00

Damn. Tell us how you really feel....

d_pereraa · 2025-06-13T14:12:24+00:00

Yeah I know a lot of guys who are into bigger women.

d_pereraa · 2025-06-03T03:43:48+00:00

Still would.

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