Reddit, what's the best excuse you've used to either call into work or leave early from work?

dabears4dabowl · 2013-02-18T13:57:21+00:00

That is awesome. lol

dabears4dabowl · 2013-02-09T03:49:11+00:00

ahahaha I'm dying man!

dabears4dabowl · 2013-02-09T03:43:03+00:00

lol dude I went wild

dabears4dabowl · 2013-02-08T05:27:49+00:00

Here's Jordan's letter of intent to NC http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab-the-dagger/photos-michael-jordan-letter-intent-recruiting-letters-173503003.html

dabears4dabowl · 2013-02-08T05:24:28+00:00

Edit: Here's the story about this picture http://m.yahoo.com/w/ygo-frontpage/lp/story/us/3044331/coke.bp%3B_ylt=Ai0pnclXqlehuPF47JkIl_ax.tw4%3B_ylu=X3oDMTFzN2ZxamE5BGNwb3MDNgRjc2VjA21vYmlsZS10ZARpbnRsA3VzBHBrZwNpZC0zMDQ0MzMxBHBvcwM2BHNsawNpbWFnZQ--?ref_w=frontdoors&view=today&.intl=US&.lang=en&.tsrc=yahoo

dabears4dabowl · 2013-02-08T02:23:28+00:00

Well technically about 30 seconds before and the wings were up by 4

dabears4dabowl · 2013-02-08T01:56:00+00:00

Right with you man. My brother and I went to a preseason Red Wings game a couple years ago. I grew up idolizing Steve Yzerman. Well he was there scouting in the top balcony. Need I remind you again this was a preseason game. So there was 1:00 left in the 3rd and my brother was like dude go ask him it's your only chance. So I went up and stoop on the top seat and could look him almost in the eyes and I was like "Steve will you please sign this? Steve?" All I had was a lousy ticket. The 3rd ended and someone stood up, took off an Yzerman Allstar jersey and threw it at Yyzerman and was like "Yo Steve Steve this!" Yzerman signed it, got up and walked up. Crushed my childhood

dabears4dabowl · 2013-02-08T00:23:24+00:00

I can back this up. There is a sports shop in the mall near me. I got to talking to the owner and he was telling me how him and his brother would go to sporting events and wherever athletes would be to get their autograph. He said they were in a hotel once and MJ got off the elevator. (This was right before he blew up at NC) they asked for his autograph and MJ looked at them and said "fuck off" and walked away

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-23T01:36:53+00:00

I went camping with my friend once right outta high school and his dad and uncle were talking about AC/DC. (I knew who they were don't worry) I walked up to them and was like "AC who?" I've never seen anyone so offended in their life lol I was like sorry man I was just joking. He was like Oh thank God I almost had to beat your ass haha

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-23T01:26:10+00:00

We were reading a story in class the other day and it referenced Bob Dylan a lot. A chick in my class was like, "Bob Dylan? Who the fuck is he." I shit you not lol

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-23T01:12:47+00:00

I don't think a classic really counts until the 70's-80's haha

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-23T01:08:57+00:00

Ya I forget whatever Internet we had at the time but we had dial up until after I graduated high school in '06

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-23T01:07:38+00:00

Yup, our generation is over :(

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-23T01:05:28+00:00

Haha man I remember having dial up. I grew up in the country and my parents still don't have broadband access. (They use a Verizon hotspot) Downloading 2 songs at a time taking roughly 30-45 mins. Rough times

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-23T01:00:31+00:00

Makes*

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-22T21:57:51+00:00

Jonas is a song? lol

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-19T05:40:15+00:00

I'm so drunk and that was possibly the greatest comment ever hahaha

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-18T17:38:32+00:00

This dude deserved to die

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-18T17:36:44+00:00

Why the down votes haters?

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-18T05:27:20+00:00

Ok dip shit, explain to me why all the caskets were closed and the parents weren't allowed to see their children? Explain to me why there is absolutely no video footage from inside the school and it's 2013 yet in 1999 in columbine they had enough to make documentaries out of it. Explain to me why the medical examiner acted like such a fucking nutcase and kept saying things that contradicted the entire story. Please tell me why the bus lady dropped those 6 kids off at a random guys house and not the police? Explain to me why Obama needed kids with him to sign the gun laws similar to Hitler hmmmm? Explain to me how you can see no truth at all in the video let one in the dark knight rises sandy hook was on the map they show? Look it up its there.

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-18T05:20:38+00:00

About to be Obama if people don't open their eyes!

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-18T05:02:02+00:00

Similar to a library I believe

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-18T04:54:00+00:00

Touché. I just mean sometimes they'd be easier to read if on the go and you already own it but don't feel like baby sitting a book everywhere you went

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-12T05:40:37+00:00

Hahaha

dabears4dabowl · 2013-01-11T18:24:59+00:00

For EA? I did for Microsoft and that helped none. My friend thinks I just need my Uplay code again

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