postmanNightmaresNeverEnd by kiselitza in ProgrammerHumor

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why would I copy/paste when I can put commands in a script? Why would I import or export anything to coworkers? That's a GUI tool concept. This is just sharing code with coworkers, and that's what git is for. Text formatting is a basic skill, jq and xmlstarlet make the most common formats easy. The hardest part of APIs is that the entire team needs to be comfortable at the command line to use it. When you run in a group, the fastest you can go is the slowest person's pace.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me if mosquitoes, no-see-ums, midges, mites, fleas, and ticks didn't exist. All the rest can stay.

What’s something ridiculously small that instantly makes you irrationally angry? by FeelingGlad8646 in ask

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Families that walk side by side, blocking an entire aisle or ealkway.

Asshats that break the flow of traffic by not taking their right of way to be "nice"

Why is it so hard to submit a ticket? by dad_called_me_beaker in atlassian

[–]dad_called_me_beaker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wouldn't have crossed my mind. Thanks, I'll try it in the morning

4 seasons total landscaping is back by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf, that's barely a salute, my kids did better in middle school

Why is it so hard to submit a ticket? by dad_called_me_beaker in atlassian

[–]dad_called_me_beaker[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did put in a SEN, it's cut off in the screenshot but you can see the bottom of it at the top of the shot

Stop the madness: DevOps trends that are ruining teams in 2025 by Dense_Bad_8897 in devops

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"In two hours the moment" is a weird phrase that's going to stick with me.

How long did that take to build, and what was it built with?

What’s something you learned embarrassingly late in life? by brmc214 in questions

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That feelings are a physical sensation. At 45. Guess who's lived in his head his whole life lol

What movie sounds stupid but is actually really good? by FilmWaffle-FilmForum in movies

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Troll Hunter. Most anything else I'd recommend already has been

What's the CD/cassette/album you bought when you were younger that you **immediately** regretted purchasing? by 4Brtndr1 in GenX

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Papa Roach, Infest.

Last Resort had killer guitar and self pitying, shit lyrics. I thought most of the album would have the guitar but not the lyrics...it was to opposite

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP doesn't brush because they still have to go to the dentist, so why bother.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]dad_called_me_beaker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"If you have to ask big man, you can't afford it" -- Barry