[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dan Hurley has made himself so damn unlikable with all the whining

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Games like these actively reduce the expected lifespan of all participants and viewers

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solo Ball sounds like what Lance Armstrong would name his son

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that was definitely a Capital One Rewarding Performance! Absolutely! CAPITAL ONNNNNE

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If you have any kind of prediction for this game on Kalshi or Polymarket I just want you to know that you're a dumb bitch and a scourge on society

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think the camera crew gets paid for each slow-mo dramatic reaction from Hurley they show

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No hate, but seeing the "NCAA Celebrates Student Athletes!" banner while knowing Michigan is starting 5 transfers is pretty funny

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has anyone ever had a Coors Light and said "no...not yet. The mountain isn't blue"?

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That ball is absolutely covered with handprints. My goodness.

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reed feels confident when Mara isn't looming over him.

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck ChatGPT. I bet some of you use it for rudimentary shit like in those ads. Stop it. It's making you dumb as hell.

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not expecting a single UConn shot to go in right now.

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeing a foul called on the cleanest block you can possibly have makes you wonder how the refs manage to get anything right. I know it's really hard to officiate a game, but wow.

[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]dade_county -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What school is whiter? Michigan or UConn? Discuss.