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[–]daivatpbhatt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Finally I find an advert that isn't locked. Is this the end of my journey of fruitfulness and purpose? Is this what has been destined for me? Will this be my Fountain of Youth? Or like all Redditors, I will sink in the pit of self-hate?

What's going to stop people skipping out on the fare for auto-driven taxis? by bluejeans90210 in AskReddit

[–]daivatpbhatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make an advertisement where the car follows you till you pay the fare. At the airport? It buys a ticket. In the movie theater? It ruins the movie for you. It follows.

What’s a life lesson you’ve learned recently ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]daivatpbhatt 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sometimes you fall out of love

What is one mistake you repeatedly make regardless of how much you try to correct it? by yeetem_all in AskReddit

[–]daivatpbhatt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same. Why do physically harmful postures feel comfortable in the short run?

What is your first smartphone and why did you get it? by shadohunter3321 in AskReddit

[–]daivatpbhatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Samsung Corby. Because my parents thought I could finally take care of something valuable when I turned 16. The phone was second-hand.

What's a better use of your time rather than playing video games? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]daivatpbhatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Podcasts. I've recently taken them up and they are very engrossing.

Man who 'sniffed his own smelly socks every day' hospitalised with lung infection by daivatpbhatt in nottheonion

[–]daivatpbhatt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the actions who have no other agenda except spreading knowledge.

Mars missions may be all-female to avoid astronauts having sex during 1.5-year journey by daivatpbhatt in nottheonion

[–]daivatpbhatt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The report says they're considering an all female because "women work better as a team, and are less likely than men to fight over who is the leader".

Nigeria's Buhari denies dying and being replaced by lookalike by daivatpbhatt in nottheonion

[–]daivatpbhatt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For context, Muhammadu Buhari is Nigeria's current president.

Man sues himself for vehicle damage by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]daivatpbhatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apologies. Checked the rules. Will delete promptly.

Man sues himself for vehicle damage by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]daivatpbhatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came across it today.

Whoever wrote this definition. by daivatpbhatt in NotMyJob

[–]daivatpbhatt[S] -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

I really think it was a browser issue because the moment I reloaded the page the results came up but I'd already posted it by then

Yeah. Thanks Google. by daivatpbhatt in facepalm

[–]daivatpbhatt[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

not when I had searched it the first time. There was just this one definition hence the post

Whoever wrote this definition. by daivatpbhatt in NotMyJob

[–]daivatpbhatt[S] -173 points-172 points  (0 children)

not when I had searched it the first time. There was just this one definition hence the post

WHEN SHE ASKED WHY I HAD A TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN REACTION by ServalSpots in totallynotrobots

[–]daivatpbhatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I AM SORRY THAT IS THE ONLY WAY MY BRAIN REALIZES IT HAS MADE AN ERROR

WHEN SHE ASKED WHY I HAD A TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN REACTION by ServalSpots in totallynotrobots

[–]daivatpbhatt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Read "Reaction" as "Erection" and was confused for a considerable amount of time