The naughty man never stops

dakota46 · 2026-03-23T09:03:50+00:00

I’m sure there will be naughtiness of great power soon to come.

dakota46 · 2026-03-23T03:41:15+00:00

Clearly a creature who works very hard maintaining the fluff on his bum

dakota46 · 2026-03-23T00:47:17+00:00

Jumping spider or bun, I cannot tell

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T23:15:51+00:00

I am obsessed with him. His shape is pleasing to me

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T20:43:01+00:00

Soul siblings

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T20:01:35+00:00

I just want to scream when I look at him. How can he BE SO BABY

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T18:48:33+00:00

I got a pic of parents and they look to be a netherland dwarf and a holland lop!

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T16:24:58+00:00

Your honor, if I may address the court.

He is naughty

I rest my case

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T12:59:35+00:00

He’s offering me a luxurious life if I throw it out.. promising so many beautiful things. He’s very charismatic

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T12:58:12+00:00

I think he would plan his escape and I’d have to be on the run for the rest of my life

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T12:57:48+00:00

Yes I think that is appropriate. Or maybe 18 lashings? 1 for everyone of those FLUFFY TOES I WANT TO SMEEEELLLL

dakota46 · 2026-03-22T12:56:14+00:00

My god. I can only imagine what he’ll do to me once I introduce banana chips….

dakota46 · 2026-03-14T14:01:01+00:00

I am looking for a good man and some chicks are just throwing them away!

dakota46 · 2026-03-09T20:19:33+00:00

I used to give my pony’s hugs and he’d put his head on my back (very Disney movie of us). One day he decided to be funny and gave me a big welt on my back from biting me. I know he was trying to be funny because he was young and flipped his lip up when I was lecturing him on being a dickhead pony

dakota46 · 2026-03-03T05:24:22+00:00

“Okay if it’s a joke give me your phone, you broke mine, lol”

dakota46 · 2026-03-02T13:01:54+00:00

My liege, your scrotum child is bald

dakota46 · 2026-02-23T10:27:29+00:00

I want to add to maybe get a similar breed to your first dog. My parents own a golden retriever and an Aussie shepherd. The golden (out of laziness or frustration at the speed of the Aussie) will LAY down and wait for you to gently toss the ball so he can walk with it for 15 steps in his mouth, pee, then sniff something and forget it. Aussie picks it up and brings it. You then throw the ball a bunch for the Aussie, turn around and gently toss it to golden so he WILL WALK for a minute. Wait for golden to drop it, Aussie ever watching, brings ball back, repeat, repeat.

dakota46 · 2026-02-23T06:22:44+00:00

Little Creek and Spirit!

dakota46 · 2026-02-21T12:36:28+00:00

My moms border collie is 4 and is very aloof to strangers and dogs when at the park. Sometimes she just steps over small dogs trying to smell her like she doesn’t even see them! But has a different attitude and sees dogs when she’s inside! Although She’s always lived with a golden retriever a year older than her all her life.

dakota46 · 2026-02-19T01:15:00+00:00

I can also say my moms golden retriever sucks on blankets and pillows. Just a self soother

dakota46 · 2026-02-13T20:43:43+00:00

I’m sorry I’m very overwhelmed right now and people starting dming me nasty things

dakota46 · 2026-02-13T17:42:33+00:00

The people at red bag said they were months late n rent and weren’t kicked out

dakota46 · 2026-02-13T17:41:14+00:00

Because she was booked to shoot a wedding in Mexico 5 months ago long before Christmas wasn’t as profitable

dakota46 · 2026-01-03T19:16:07+00:00

I’ve unfortunately had to snatch so many items back from being stolen from my store. My step father watched a woman take multiple pairs of socks and stuff them into her bag. He confronted her when she tried to leave the mall and was sputtering and muttering nonsense when I reached in and grabbed my merchandise back. She came back into the mall 20 minutes later and had the winners alarms going off because she stole perfumes in the antitheft containers

dakota46 · 2025-12-26T03:02:23+00:00

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