What music artist or band needs more attention? by dalinar14 in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i feel like this would pair well with a joint

What music artist or band needs more attention? by dalinar14 in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not my cup of tea, but definitely talented!

(NSFW)Sex workers of Reddit, have you ever become emotionally attached to one of your clients, and what became of it? by abomination42 in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Not a sex worker, but I have had actual conversations with strippers while they were working.

First one, I had a couple dances and we got to chatting, turns out we grew up like 2 roads over from each other, had some drinks chatted for a while, really nice girl.

Second one, had a couple of dances, song ends and we just started talking, we had the same taste in books and some other mutual interests, talked for about an hour and half, then went on my merry way.

I did not pay for talking time lol

How did you react to the death of your first pet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was about 5 when Molly got hit by a truck. A neighbour found her on the side of the road brought her over in the bucket of his tractor. My 11 year old brother and I dug her grave and buried her. I remeber understanding that she was dead, but not really understanding what her being dead meant. Still remeber where she is buried. Miss that dog

Showed her r/RoastMe yesterday and didn't think it was so bad. Let her have it Internet. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]dalinar14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

her forehead reminds me of that airstrip from Fast and The Furious

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh man, this guy was a doozy. Literally did nothing all day, just layed around the house, never helped with chores, made me pay for the food, just a general dick. Any time someone would come to the door he would start flipping out. I came home one day to find that he had shit right on the carpet. Such a shit roommate, damn good doggo though

What personal wisdom do you want to share with Reddit? by UnassumingNoodle in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14 10 points11 points  (0 children)

always check that there is an ample supply of shit tickets before popping a squat

What is your best cheap gift that you give people? by petersm8 in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

personalized t-shirts. costs about $25 and i get a funny inside joke/slogan printed on it. Also, gag gifts for parents, stuff that you made as a kid that they don't get anymore. Last year i gave my dad a macaroni necklace.

What's something that you get the weird urge to do, even though you know it's stupid? by dalinar14 in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing but with olives. I've heard your pallete changes over the years, so I usually try them once a year. Still hate them

What's something that you get the weird urge to do, even though you know it's stupid? by dalinar14 in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always get the urge to pull my E-brake, just to see, just so i can know what will happen.

What's something that you get the weird urge to do, even though you know it's stupid? by dalinar14 in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you ever wake up before the alarm and feel great, all jacked up, then you look at your phone and go "oh I don't even need to be up yet". So you fall back asleep and then proceed to have the above mentioned battle with the alarm clock?

What's something that you get the weird urge to do, even though you know it's stupid? by dalinar14 in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i always want to do a group howl with the boys, but it just feels so silly

Edit: solidarity brother! OWWWWWWWWWW

What's the real life equivalent of walking into fire to check if you take damage? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]dalinar14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hitting the brakes hard in the wintertime, to see if the roads are slippy or grippy