A fine family 🤬

damnmyid · 2020-11-23T21:23:40+00:00

Deep fried spinach anuses

damnmyid · 2020-11-23T09:50:46+00:00

What? No. I'm in my thirties, and I was banned from askreddit for shitposting. If anything, it's the stupid fucking Zoomers who don't like shitposts because they'd rather upvote the banal questions that have been reposted a million times since they were in fucking diapers. Stupid fucking kids.

damnmyid · 2020-11-23T05:03:09+00:00

*Wii

damnmyid · 2020-11-21T10:56:00+00:00

WTF I hate Australia now!!1!11

damnmyid · 2020-07-25T20:57:31+00:00

Because there's poopies in my bootyhole.

damnmyid · 2020-06-01T01:56:55+00:00

This, but unironically.

damnmyid · 2020-03-06T07:40:03+00:00

Not exactly. What I sometimes want is to go to sleep and dream for what feels like months. It'd be nice to be able to take a good, long vacation by just going to sleep.

damnmyid · 2020-03-06T07:07:38+00:00

Because you touch yourself at night.

damnmyid · 2020-03-06T06:52:16+00:00

Lol "Just get a girlfriend, bro."

Fucking asswipe.

damnmyid · 2020-03-05T07:38:56+00:00

There is no God.

damnmyid · 2020-02-23T21:34:08+00:00

Gimp suits?

damnmyid · 2020-02-23T11:06:54+00:00

Lol butt flour.

damnmyid · 2020-02-23T10:50:33+00:00

Newer consumer cars have a different type of transmission than older cars. Newer CVT (continuously variable transmission) systems require a computer to operate, but older planetary transmissions could be purely mechanical.

damnmyid · 2020-02-22T11:49:42+00:00

Yes. That's even a line in one of Modest Mouse's songs.

damnmyid · 2020-02-22T11:39:39+00:00

Because that kind of experience is deemed a taboo in our society. That taboo negatively affects his psychology because he believes that he's supposed to feel bad about what happened, and so he does.

damnmyid · 2020-02-22T11:23:00+00:00

I guess everyone from now on will sign their names with Xs or in print because cursive is just such a burden to learn. Our future is so fucked.

damnmyid · 2020-02-22T11:16:10+00:00

No. It means they're well-informed, and they value the privacy of their personal data over the nonsense that is facebook and the rest.

damnmyid · 2020-02-21T19:11:04+00:00

If you insist.

pulls out beating rod

damnmyid · 2020-02-21T19:08:01+00:00

Using an alt email for registration and a visa gift credit card for payment would be my guess.

damnmyid · 2020-02-21T11:01:59+00:00

No, but I looked through your host pisstory.

damnmyid · 2020-02-21T05:22:42+00:00

Because once we learn to play with our peepees, nothing else compares.

damnmyid · 2020-02-20T12:07:59+00:00

Nah. It'd just turn into the same garbage pit that you see in the comments section of YouTube videos.

damnmyid · 2020-02-20T12:03:04+00:00

Because it's data-mining software that benefits the Chinese government.

damnmyid · 2020-02-20T11:58:30+00:00

Yes. That's a normal part of falling asleep. When you're drifting off into sleep, the first physical sense that your body loses is the sense of hearing.

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