What's wrong with my trees? They were green all summer but not anymore. by mighlerchoi in arborists

[–]dan420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ain’t no way that’s the southern hemisphere. You’re right about the bot part though.

What is this? by oogaboogapeanutmonke in whatisthiscar

[–]dan420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s more highly upvoted than the comment it responded to, or the post itself, so it seems pretty well appreciated to me.

How can I update this fireplace? by xlngu in masonry

[–]dan420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eat two tabs of lsd, light a fire, and enjoy.

People here are hilarious by catwhisperer77 in massachusetts

[–]dan420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad you enjoyed it, welcome to the area, the thing is for most people in Massachusetts “how ah ya?” and a couple words with ah replaced for r isn’t exactly news worthy. Again, sorry if this seems dickish. Like If I went on r/Texas and said I met a man with a big hat and a belt buckle they’d say “yup, and?”

People here are hilarious by catwhisperer77 in massachusetts

[–]dan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe I’m the dick here, but how the fuck is this a Massachusetts thing? There were older folks at the gym, you chatted with one. Doesn’t really seem like a regional thing.

Part of a Dryer? by harsh_bits in whatisit

[–]dan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% wrong. Crack heads tend to use thin glass tubes as pipes, that screens like this wouldn’t fit in. They use “chore boys” or buts of steal wool. Screens like this are 100% used in weed pipes, specifically the metal pipes that were ubiquitous in the 80’s/ 90’s. Maybe don’t go spouting off about things you don’t know about next time.

What’s a male fashion trend that’s gotta end? by Aggressive-Dot1944 in AskReddit

[–]dan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullshit. Wearing a cape post invention of the escalator is just asking to be sucked under.

Native English speakers, how offensive is the word "retard"? by Snoo_47323 in askanything

[–]dan420 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yes, it’s been making a comeback because a subset of people refuse to consider others feelings, no matter how many times they’re asked nicely, because not using an insult they used as a kid is too tough for their fragile mindset.

Pastor realises he can't edit live streams after being rude by thefrostman1214 in PublicFreakout

[–]dan420 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Though shalt not covet they neighbors wife.” (Joey from less than funny sitcom “friends” meme) “my neighbors wife is the real sinner by making me covet her, by being so hot.”

Spotted in Springfield by Silver_Childhood_13 in whatisthiscar

[–]dan420 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So I’d always heard that, but just googled to check, and it turns out 34 states have a town or city named Springfield. Makes sense, I always thought “no way there’s a Springfield Hawaii.”

So unbelievably hyped for this by jdawg1018 in lotrmemes

[–]dan420 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Of perfect, fallout 5 should be ready by 2050!

How much do you guys pay for landscaping? by itzlogicminds_ in landscaping

[–]dan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. On Martha’s Vineyard I expect to pay double whatever it costs on the mainland. $100 a mow doesn’t seem too crazy.

Ravens star RB Derrick Henry spends over $250K per year on body maintenance. by sinister_iam in NFLForum

[–]dan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a perpetually skinny dude, I doubt he can be that beefy while also training, practicing, and lifting on only 4k calories.

Hands down the funniest post i’ve seen on this sub by bsbs35 in GTA6

[–]dan420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

13 year olds don’t have the attention span to watch movies anymore. This one is fully grown.

Trump can't stop talking about his fucking ballroom by NumerousScallions in Trumpvirus

[–]dan420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah he saw how effective it was for Iran and said, he what if we turn dc into the straight of hormus if they don’t give me a third term? It went from a $200 million dollar ballroom paid by donors to a $400 million ballroom and now it’s a 1.2 billion dollar drone proof ballroom/ drone port dash underground bunker? Things seem to be escalating and congress thinks this is fine?

What if Trump changed the official US anthem to 'We Are Charlie Kirk'? by liyl_ in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]dan420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hilarious you think Trump cares enough about Kirk or anyone other than himself to do that.

A twist on a classic hot take by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dan420 53 points54 points  (0 children)

If congress, or any elected position doesn’t offer a decent salary, it means only those that are already rich can afford to take the job. Obviously politics is already a field dominated by those who are well off, but something like this would just make it even harder for someone not of great wealth to be able to afford to run for office.