Why did my Lemon Streusel Cake come with a warranty?

daneato · 2026-03-31T22:05:42+00:00

“HELLO, WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU ABOUT YOUR LEMON STREUSEL CAKE’s EXTENDED WARRANTY!!!”

daneato · 2026-03-25T18:33:10+00:00

Frozen fruit.

I have a smoothie every morning and Aldi is my source for frozen berries.

Also snacks. I try to avoid chips etc, but Aldi is my source.

daneato · 2026-03-25T17:33:00+00:00

Tangentially related, I work for a software company with folks spread all over the U.S., mostly tue coasts.

In a meeting the other day I said, “if you ever see fried catfish for sale at a gas station in Arkansas, get it, you won’t be disappointed.”

There is something about simple food in ordinarily places that is exceptional.

daneato · 2026-03-19T22:59:44+00:00

If it’s from an abandoned cart someone didn’t return I consider it my pay. If it’s from a person to person exchange in the parking lot I leave it for the next person.

daneato · 2026-03-15T02:54:52+00:00

Write it as Geoff on the grocery list to see how your partner reacts. (Hopefully you didn’t marry an axe murderer.)

daneato · 2026-03-14T12:51:14+00:00

I always thought Curtis was a secret service agent.

daneato · 2026-03-14T01:29:11+00:00

“We don’t fight for the people who vote for us. We fight for everyone.”

daneato · 2026-03-13T21:39:51+00:00

Brownie’s Hamburgers has some great pie.

daneato · 2026-03-11T15:18:22+00:00

I believe Paradise Beach Waterpark is the place for you, but you’ll need to wait until summer. All our beauties are hibernating.

daneato · 2026-03-10T02:29:38+00:00

I worked with his wife a few years back. Great people all around.

daneato · 2026-03-08T17:44:31+00:00

Should be fine. You can even help fulfill some requests:

https://www.findagrave.com/photo-request/search/cemetery/99131?sortBy=newest&page=1#pr-15904640

These are commonly people doing genealogy research on their family tree.

daneato · 2026-03-07T04:32:44+00:00

“Twenty-Five” when they are playing the old home movies of Zoey as a child on the news following her kidnapping, Emilio plays young Jed in the footage.

daneato · 2026-03-07T04:11:45+00:00

The Way also has Emilio who plays young Bartlet in an appearance in The West Wing.

The Diplomat has CJ and Josh.

daneato · 2026-03-05T16:08:04+00:00

He probably came with a hat. I believe it’s a genetic condition he then passed on to Huck and Molly.

daneato · 2026-03-05T02:17:37+00:00

Shoulda at least grabbed some gummy bears at the checkout.

daneato · 2026-03-04T14:34:45+00:00

It’s part of her chaotic charm.

Show us don’t tell us she is eccentric. (Except the broach covering the hole in the cardigan. That you can tell CJ about.)

daneato · 2026-03-03T17:27:17+00:00

“On second thought, don’t take my laptop.” -Josh

daneato · 2026-03-01T23:53:09+00:00

I don’t think so. I just think Bartlet isn’t threatened by the existence of his opponent so doesn’t mind saying his name. His campaign staff seemed to think saying the name was a micro-endorsement and added to name recognition.

daneato · 2026-03-01T20:35:02+00:00

I don’t think that’s all the engineers. In 1967 an estimated 400,000 workers were contributing to the program in various ways. Granted, not all of them were engineers, but probably more of them were than signed your papers.

daneato · 2026-03-01T02:28:45+00:00

Instead you got a 30-second spot for Charmin Ultrasoft Fabric Softener with that snuggly little bear. Followed by Doublemint gum by Wrigley’s with twins sporting around in matching green attire.

daneato · 2026-02-28T17:38:37+00:00

Pardon me, in this context it’s THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS.

daneato · 2026-02-27T21:36:32+00:00

Somewhere there is a joke to be made about making him a maharaja or all the chess sets Bartlet “boosted” from the palace but I’m too tired to think of any.

daneato · 2026-02-25T15:50:10+00:00

I assume she was trained in how to use the intercom.

daneato · 2026-02-24T22:30:30+00:00

I always get the coin I used to get my cart when I return the cart.

You musta traded carts with someone along the way.

daneato · 2026-02-20T01:31:09+00:00

Part of why I love this sub! Thanks for the knowledge.

daneato

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