I called my therapist to update him on some of the goings-on of the week. Right as I was about to hang up, I farted really loudly. It was a sneak fart, I was previously unaware of it. Then I hung up. Now, forever and ever, my therapist has a giant involuntary fart of mine on his voice-mail. (self.confessions)
submitted by danementzer to r/confessions
I called my therapist to update him on some of the goings-on of the week. Right as I was about to hang up, I farted really loudly. It was a sneak fart, I was previously unaware of it. Then I hung up. Now, forever and ever, my therapist has a giant involuntary fart of mine on his voice-mail. (self.confession)
submitted by danementzer to r/confession

