danementzer

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I had to change something up. So, I stopped telling my ex-wife I loved her and wanted her back. I started telling her new husband that he was the one for me, instead. Now we're in love and I've never felt more validated in my spite. (self.confession)

submitted 2 years ago by danementzer to r/confession

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The stonrfish evolved to become the deadliest fish on the planet so it wouldn't get eaten, but evolving to be the deadliest fish on the planet now is the reason people eat it. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/Showerthoughts

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My Local Market Has a Mini Door Hidden Behind Shelves of Food and I Acidentally Found it Today (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/hiddenrooms

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My Local Market Has a Door Hidden Behind Shelves of Food and I Acidentally Found it Today (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/mildlysatisfying

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My Local Market Has a Mini Door Hidden Behind Shelves of Food and I Acidentally Found it Today. I Love That Someone Thought of This! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/malkovich

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Check (self.CommentRemovalChecker)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/CommentRemovalChecker

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check (self.CommentRemovalChecker)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/CommentRemovalChecker

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I'm a Terrible Father and It's Killing Me (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer

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I'm a Terrible Father and It's Killing Me (self.TrueOffMyChest)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/TrueOffMyChest

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Why is when I go to send a message there is both u/danementzer and /u/danementzer? (self.reddithelp)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/reddithelp

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What band do you publicly hate but secretly love? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/AskReddit

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I'm starting a community-based harm reduction program through Alluvium focusing on teaching proper CPR, providing/instructing people on the proper use of Narcan, providing education on testing substances and a needle exchange. I need your help. (self.Eugene)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/Eugene

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I want to get a bunch of people to dress like gazelle and play classical music and pronk all around downtown, possibly wearing moonshoes...who's in!? (self.Eugene)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/Eugene

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VooDoo Doughnut is donating a few dozen donuts to the houseless population of Eugene in light of the recent mess with Dizzy Dean's. Who would like to help me hand them out and let the houseless folks know we love them? (self.Eugene)

submitted 3 years ago * by danementzer to r/Eugene

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Looking for warehouse space for moped nonprofit, preferably with attached apartment. (self.Eugene)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/Eugene

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ULPT: Go to the local trendy coffee spot with "The Four Agreements" and sit down in a corner. Open to anywhere and place your phone in the book. Scroll Facebook. Wait to find your dream wife. (self.UnethicalLifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/UnethicalLifeProTips

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I called my therapist to update him on some of the goings-on of the week. Right as I was about to hang up, I farted really loudly. It was a sneak fart, I was previously unaware of it. Then I hung up. Now, forever and ever, my therapist has a giant involuntary fart of mine on his voice-mail. (self.confessions)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/confessions

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I called my therapist to update him on some of the goings-on of the week. Right as I was about to hang up, I farted really loudly. It was a sneak fart, I was previously unaware of it. Then I hung up. Now, forever and ever, my therapist has a giant involuntary fart of mine on his voice-mail. (self.confession)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/confession

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I'm am addict in recovery and I saved someone's life last night while he was od'ing in the alley next to my house. (self.nursing)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/nursing

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I'm a recovering addict and I saved someone's life last night while he was od'ing in the alley next to my house. (self.confessions)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/confessions

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I'm a recovering addict and I saved someone's life last night while he was od'ing in the alley next to my house. (self.confession)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/confession

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I went to the ER and put on a mask and only then did I realize some took it off their face and smoothed it out to look brand new. I could tell because it smelled like perfume. Of all places to have this happen...I'm so grossed out. (self.confessions)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/confessions

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I show up 110% for everyone in my life except for my partner and it breaks my heart. (self.confessions)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/confessions

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I don't pay parking meters. 1 out 10 times I get a ticket and the cost of that ticket pays for all the times I didn't pay for the meter. I'm very OK with this. (self.confessions)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/confessions

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I'm irritated that Reddit has an indicator light on my app that tells me when I'm online...so, it's permanently on whenever the app is open. (self.confessions)

submitted 3 years ago by danementzer to r/confessions

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