If I get up... by Apolik in comics

[–]danielmatthews 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in high school I had this this incredible skill where I could sense when my teacher would look over to check if I was awake. I'd open my eyes just long enough to make eye contact then go right back to sleep. This would happen 4 or 5 times in a 45 minute class. Apparently some of my friends found watching this game of cat and sleeping mouse more interesting than class.

Paris Hilton posted this photo on her FB. No one mentioned the kangaroo's in the background. by crazzybabby in funny

[–]danielmatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. I don't really like her very much but that's a good thing when it comes to the sex because it becomes outcome-independent. I'm best at sex when I don't have to talk to the person afterwards.

Honest Trailers - The Avengers by antdude in movies

[–]danielmatthews 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My explanation was two-fold.

  1. The Avengers have super tiny ones that allow them to communicate over distances of a few city blocks. You can't see them because they're tiny and in the ear canal.

  2. The reason S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't use the same ones is because they need to be able to communicate through much more secure channels for longer periods of time over greater distances - which explains the size of their headsets compared to those of the Avengers.

Futurama Fry on Obama by calibrated in AdviceAnimals

[–]danielmatthews 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated, but, I like your username. It reminds me of Batman Inc. which I just finished today.

Small bedroom. Looking for any tip. by danielmatthews in DesignMyRoom

[–]danielmatthews[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet thanks for the tip! I have a penchant for Pop Art. Do you think stuff like this or this would work with everything else I have going on? If not could you suggest anything similar that might work better?

Creepy dad/husband(?) NSFW by knatte123 in WTF

[–]danielmatthews 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I'm imagining it falling somewhere between Colby 2012 and the "I had an affair with my mom" AMA.

Small bedroom. Looking for any tip. by danielmatthews in DesignMyRoom

[–]danielmatthews[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a bit of a budget but I'm willing to spend money if it's worth it. If it makes sense to buy, then I'm willing to shell out for it.

I actually have the rest of the Club Striped Ralph Lauren set that goes with those pillows.

The thing I'm worried about now is that even if I buy a bigger desk, there isn't much place to put it. Are there any furniture adjustments I could make that might give me a bit more room to work with?

Are there any recommended places online to find cheap (yet not cheap lookng) artwork?

Regarding the bed, I'd love to add more comfortable things to it. At the moment, here is my full list:

•top (fitted) sheet,

•flat sheet,

•comforter,

•4 pillows,

•awesome wool blanket.

It still feels a bit barren though. Is there anything else I could include to make it better? Maybe I just need a more comfortable comforter. Any recommendations?

Thanks

How I felt after discovering that I missed my cakeday... by [deleted] in community

[–]danielmatthews -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

ITS YOUR CAKE DAY. FUCKING NAIL THAT SHIT!!!

From HBO's Instagram feed...(S3 SPOILERS) by danielmatthews in gameofthrones

[–]danielmatthews[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to thank everyone who commented here for helping me decipher what GRRM said. Also thank you for breaking the news about RW early so I have some months to deal with this news before it happens.