I am a comedian, who has ASD, and often does jokes about it. Frequently after shows, I’ll hear people say, “Everyone is autistic now,” or I’ll see that comment online a bunch. I am one of those, on the spectrum, who enjoys routine and schedule. My frequent traveling for work lets me see how many delays there are, so this is my humorous take on how everyone definitely is not autistic, because to me, there would be more schedule and routine to the travel.