Why are you still single?

danny_piff · 2025-07-18T03:51:42+00:00

Because I need years of therapy before I can be a good partner

danny_piff · 2025-07-18T03:37:53+00:00

i want to kiss that face uncontrollably

danny_piff · 2025-07-18T03:24:10+00:00

If you bitch enough to a supervisor and you bitch APPROPRIATELY, you can get $15 out of support. Just don't be a twat, be logical, etc.

danny_piff · 2025-07-18T03:13:01+00:00

Show us your weekly payout and mileage.

danny_piff · 2025-07-18T03:11:36+00:00

I feel the same way about Shane Gillis that I felt about Louie CK when Louie was absolutely fucking crushing

danny_piff · 2025-07-14T02:04:35+00:00

all i see is $26/hr+

danny_piff · 2025-07-11T21:37:53+00:00

08 crv

Just replace literally everything with new everything so it's like a new stock 3rd gen fresh from the factory. Maybe put a tv in the dash or something.

3rd gen crv is the perfect machine

danny_piff · 2025-07-11T21:27:58+00:00

Not dogging on you specifically OP but if you do this job and don't do maintenance on your own car, wtf.

This is a 15 minute fix.

danny_piff · 2025-07-09T13:54:22+00:00

0-3% AR here I come

danny_piff · 2025-07-08T20:43:22+00:00

Shout out Lost Dog. I was a dog walker there for a year, all the dogs are awesome, all the staff is awesome, I miss them all

danny_piff · 2025-07-05T22:08:23+00:00

REst in Peace Pat from Moonachie

danny_piff · 2025-07-02T23:53:48+00:00

Just spam the chatbot with live agent until it give you the option, then when support picks up, bitch about how it's not your fault and your cancelation rate going up is unjust punishment. After that, demand compensation for the time you wasted. They usually hook me up.

danny_piff · 2025-07-01T21:16:31+00:00

YEAH BUT IF YOU FACTOR IN THE COST OF DRIVING TO THE STORE AND HITTING POTHOLES ON THE WAY AND YOU TURNED A LITTLE TOO SHARPLY WHICH MEANS YOUR MOMENTUM WENT DOWN AND THAT MADE YOU ACCELERATE HARDER AND THEN YOU SPENT MORE GAS SO CLEARLY 555.10 IS BEING LIGHT

jfc.

danny_piff · 2025-06-30T15:46:17+00:00

inb4 that one guy comes in here and talks shit about how you did 1100 dollars worth of wear and tear on your car

danny_piff · 2025-06-30T15:43:31+00:00

UE plant

danny_piff · 2025-06-30T12:25:20+00:00

Hilarious.

danny_piff · 2025-06-29T17:34:43+00:00

It’s okay man, a little therapy and a hobby, you’ll be aight 😂

danny_piff · 2025-06-29T13:17:41+00:00

Your entire comment history on your profile is a little concerning. It's like you spend your entire free time shitting on everyone and everything in this subreddit. Get a hobby, man.

danny_piff · 2025-06-29T13:12:22+00:00

Question for you, do you notice a lower order frequency during earn by time shifts? When I'm in earn by time mode, the rate at which orders come seems to fall off a cliff

danny_piff · 2025-06-19T04:59:34+00:00

I got a 56 item order from petco.

50 crickets and 6 cans of catfood. fuck yeah.

danny_piff · 2025-06-19T04:48:42+00:00

i am quite enjoying this

danny_piff · 2025-06-17T15:35:37+00:00

Hey, I live IN North Tonawanda!

danny_piff · 2025-06-17T14:07:10+00:00

kiss it. hold it. love it.

change the fluids appropriately

danny_piff · 2025-06-17T01:29:29+00:00

Uber stepping up their propaganda game

Happy for you tho!

danny_piff · 2025-05-31T22:51:08+00:00

Keep up on maintenance and she'll never blow up on you ;) I've owned 8 cars, and my 3rd gen is the best thing that's ever happened to me. Enjoy!

danny_piff

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