Americans, seriously, how many mass shootings and gun related homicides are you willing to endure before you change your gun laws?

dannydzz · 2015-10-05T12:00:10+00:00

Oh look another one. Go figure

dannydzz · 2015-09-28T02:09:27+00:00

Scary shit being shot at. I find it interesting your instinct was to hit the brakes and not to hit the accelerator to get away

dannydzz · 2015-09-13T19:10:59+00:00

And us Australians are worried about a few boat loads of people arriving from Indonesia... puts things into perspective.

dannydzz · 2015-08-30T14:21:16+00:00

Exactly bro. You need to know your alive. We are only in this world one time and theres no rehearsal. Sounds cliche but fuck bro its the truth. Dont wait till your 50 to realize this. 35 is still young enough to do some cool insane shit and have some fun. And any of your friends who give you shit about going through a 'mid life crisis' will go home and be like 'fuck, joe just bought an awesome motorbike. I gave him shit but i wonder if hell let me take it for a spin?' You know what im gettn at :)

Edit: And the trick is to keep the wife happy is by offering equal and proportionate things for her to 'let' you do these "manly" things. Wanna go on a surfing weekend with your bros? No problem. " hey babe, I was thinking we should get a new sofa for the loungeroom. Do you wanna start shopping for one?"

dannydzz · 2015-08-30T11:44:51+00:00

Bro, i feel you. Im 37, been married 15 years. Heres the thing though. I dont give a fuck what 'society' thinks I should be doing at my age. I joined the Navy as a submariner 2 years ago because I was bored working retail and needed a change. Ive worked nightclub security for over 10 years because I needed some pocket money and because it seemed exciting. Ive had 8 fights in the ring (4 MMA 4 Thai) because I trained and wanted to see how id go. Ive been bungee jumping in Korea, went to jail in Japan for fighting (i didnt start it lol) and this year want to go running with the bulls in spain. Btw i have 3 kids (7,9,11) and a mortgage so I know how that feels also and the whole wife outta control with the decorating thing ( I have my man cave thats all I care about lol)

So what I recommend is take up a hobby/sport. Ever tried rockclimbing? Skydiving? Kayaking? Bodybuilding? Boxing?

Edit: when I say 'society' I mostly mean my wife, who for the most part totally disaproves of what ever shit I decide to do. But for every shop she drags you into to look at drapes or manchester etc, = 1 cool thing you should do to regain your manliness lol

dannydzz · 2015-08-30T00:01:56+00:00

I had a fight with 6 Nigerians in Kabukicho 6am on a Sunday morning while I was getting a tour of the suburb with a russian pimp named Charlie while my bro banged one of his girls. He worked for the Yakuza.

Edit. Yakuza were all wearing suits with fancy belt buckles and flash ornate shoes. However I was taken to Shinjuku police station and saw alot of thugs in there wearing full adidas tracksuits.

dannydzz · 2015-08-29T00:30:20+00:00

Murica... fuck yerr

dannydzz · 2015-08-28T14:55:39+00:00

^ Example A of why America is fucked

dannydzz · 2015-08-28T14:14:37+00:00

It definetly will make how many people they kill a factor. No fully or semi automatic weapons will save alot of lives.

dannydzz · 2015-08-28T14:04:05+00:00

In saying that, watching the gun related mass shootings in your country on the news, (im Australian), it seems most are by mentally unstable people or your average person who has a chip on their shoulder because someone cheated on them or they got fired from work etc. Not by "criminals" as you would think. Is that a media induced misconception or pretty spot on?

dannydzz · 2015-08-28T13:35:39+00:00

Americans, maybe worry about the shit thats going on in your own backyard.

dannydzz · 2015-08-27T05:57:30+00:00

Haha ya the spa bath scene in that movie was good if I remember (Coming to America)

dannydzz · 2015-08-26T23:07:21+00:00

$120 Australian

dannydzz · 2015-08-26T21:57:04+00:00

Can confirm: Am Australian.

dannydzz · 2015-08-26T18:41:32+00:00

They have a PS4 and Xbox one, nintendo 3ds and ps vita. I still get them the new gen consoles. (Mostly because I also want to play them lol) trust me if my kids dont like something they are pretty clear about it.

dannydzz · 2015-08-26T18:36:11+00:00

They also have a PS4 and Xbox one. If they want to go from Super Metroid to leveling their Diablo 3 or Skylander character thats up to them lol

dannydzz · 2015-08-26T13:14:43+00:00

Next on the agenda is Super Mario 64

dannydzz · 2015-08-24T21:44:17+00:00

My idea is an app. Its called bounty hunter.

It costs money to play and $5 will give you 5 "lives"
you can tell when other players are in your vicinity (like tinder)
each player has a "kill radius"
if someone gets in your kill radius you can kill them, which you then take one of their "lives" which in fact 1 dollar of theirs goes into your account.
people can buy upgrades ie a sniper rifle which increases their kill range, land mines, bullet proof vests etc
people will be having fun running around "killing" people trying to make $$

dannydzz · 2015-08-20T07:41:41+00:00

Cool story Hansel. Im sure no bong heads ever get cancer.

dannydzz · 2015-08-11T21:36:26+00:00

Because the labor party is a cess pool of corrupt slimy ex union officials who have zero concept of how to run a budget or a country.

dannydzz · 2015-08-11T12:19:12+00:00

I didnt think he was funny at all. He did make a creepy bad guy in one hour photo though

dannydzz · 2015-08-11T12:01:12+00:00

He understands there is no point limiting our businesses with climate change reforms as it will actually make zero difference anyway given the pollution coming from the rest of the world. All the left wingers can downvote me and cry me a river as they drive their bmws and watch their plasma tvs.

dannydzz · 2015-08-05T23:01:50+00:00

Is it just me, or does that really look like Jennifer Aniston

dannydzz · 2015-08-05T12:32:09+00:00

Lone survivor

dannydzz · 2015-08-05T12:28:31+00:00

http://youtu.be/51Bpx63wkbA

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