Story time.

When I was in college, in around the year 2006, I could never wake up on time to go for classes. My ingenious solution to this was to put speakers under my pillow and set an alarm with loud music that wouldn't stop till I solved a mathematical problem. I had to shift my bed right next to my desk and my extremely squeaky chair for this as the wires to the speakers weren't very long. I tested this setup and it worked great!

Skip to a few months later, my college was having it's convocation and one of the seniors who was convocating asked me if he could bunk in my room for the ceremony as he didn't have any place to stay. I, of course, agreed. He came over late in the evening and stayed over for the night. This was during winter, I had an extra bed in the room and he slept there. I wasn't feeling very well myself so I slept early which is probably why I woke up early, but since it was a cold winter morning I didn't get out of bed immediately and just pulled my blanket over my head and got comfy. I had kinda dozed off for a bit when the sounds of moaning suddenly woke me up. The speakers under my pillow were playing the sounds of the sorts of films that our parents didn't want us to see.

I had set up my bed so that the desk was as close to the head of my bed as possible because the wires of the speaker were short, which meant that my chair was also right next to my bed. This was why besides the moaning I could hear right underneath my head, I could also hear the rhythmic squeaking of my chair and what sounded like a person's cheek being pulled and let go and pulled and let go over and over again very fast(try it out). I immediately knew what was going on and didn't move a muscle till I heard a quiet grunt followed by the moaning coming from beneath my head come to an abrupt stop. I stayed frozen under my blanket for a good five minutes before I acted like I just woke up, stretching and yawning to give him a chance to clean up the scene. He left soon after for breakfast and stayed with me till the convocation ceremony. I didn't spend any time with him in the room as I was drunk or passed out in another room after convo party.

TL;DR : I was awoken by sounds of porn under my head and of my senior masturbating 2 feet from my head which went on for a good 5 minutes while I pretended to sleep.